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Old 09 July 2012, 01:34 PM
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Default why do Jewish women have to shave there hair bold when they get married?

I'm curious?
Old 09 July 2012, 01:36 PM
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What does shaving hair bold entail?
Old 09 July 2012, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mus
I'm curious?
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart...s/aton612l.jpg
Old 09 July 2012, 01:47 PM
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Yeah - I'd like to understand WTF it is that he's trying to actually say.
Old 09 July 2012, 01:47 PM
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Adventurous hair removal? a brazilian perhaps?
Old 09 July 2012, 01:49 PM
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i thought this was a joke till i googled it, it seems to be to do with once married they they cover up their hair and to let others know that they have one man.. seems strange though, that they then wear a wig which is essentially the same thing as having hair to begin with? so why shave it?

secondly shaving the head coz they belong to one man? how could any guy find that attractive?

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Old 09 July 2012, 01:54 PM
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p.s. i think he just had a typo in the title.. *bald*
Old 09 July 2012, 01:54 PM
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also is it true when they have sex they have to have a bed sheet with a small whole in it between them or is it just a myth?
Old 09 July 2012, 01:58 PM
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Well, I suppose a woman would have to be bold to go bald!

# wah wah wah wah waaaaah #
Old 09 July 2012, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by eggy790
p.s. i think he just had a typo in the title.. *bald*
iPhone typo
Old 09 July 2012, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mus
iPhone typo
...and is whole a typo for hole or *****?
Old 09 July 2012, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mus
also is it true when they have sex they have to have a bed sheet with a small whole in it between them or is it just a myth?
Yes it's true, I mean after your woman has shaved all her hair off it'd be like ******** the Mask dude played by Jim Carey. Other people use a paper bag over the head, but generally alcohol (lots of it) is used when faced with the prospect of ******** a munter.
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Well my wife is Jewish and she has never shaved hers
Old 09 July 2012, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mus
also is it true when they have sex they have to have a bed sheet with a small hole in it between them or is it just a myth?
i'm not sure about that but its amazing what google brings up and how you get linked from one page to another.

check this.

Jewish law clearly prohibits male masturbation. This law is derived from the story of Onan (Gen. 38:8-10), who practiced coitus interruptus as a means of birth control to avoid fathering a child for his deceased brother. G-d killed Onan for this sin. Although Onan's act was not truly masturbation, Jewish law takes a very broad view of the acts prohibited by this passage, and forbids any act of ha-sh'cha'tat zerah (destruction of the seed), that is, ejaculation outside of the vagina. In fact, the prohibition is so strict that one passage in the Talmud states, "in the case of a man, the hand that reaches below the navel should be chopped off." (Niddah 13a)

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Old 09 July 2012, 02:25 PM
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In fact, the prohibition is so strict that one passage in the Talmud states, "in the case of a man, the hand that reaches below the navel should be chopped off." (Niddah 13a)

Thats a bit extreme for knocking one out, there would be no one left to type anything at my place
Old 09 July 2012, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mus
also is it true when they have sex they have to have a bed sheet with a small whole in it between them or is it just a myth?
Perfectly true, Mus, as is the content of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, the claim that your spectacular display of illiteracy is the phone's doing and this reply.
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Originally Posted by banny sti
...Thats a bit extreme for knocking one out, there would be no one left to type anything at my place
lol
Old 09 July 2012, 02:28 PM
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lmao at banny
Old 09 July 2012, 02:28 PM
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So one arm is shorter than the other
Old 09 July 2012, 02:31 PM
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[QUOTE=JTaylor;10699923]Perfectly true, Mus, as is the content of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, the claim that your spectacular display of illiteracy is the phone's doing and this

is your wife bold? sorry bald ?

I couldn't care what you think I still speak 3 languages an try and write in two
Old 09 July 2012, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Mus
iPhone typo
Is that also the reason for "there" hair?
Old 09 July 2012, 02:54 PM
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http://www.jewfaq.org/sex.htm
Old 09 July 2012, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by banny sti
lmao at that page, no wonder jtaylors frustrated.. its time of the month and he's got a right raw deal!

The time of separation begins at the first sign of blood and ends in the evening of the woman's seventh "clean day." This separation lasts a minimum of 12 days. The Torah prohibits only sexual intercourse, but the rabbis broadened this prohibition, maintaining that a man may not even touch his wife or sleep in the same bed as her during this time. Weddings must be scheduled carefully, so that the woman is not in a state of niddah on her wedding night.

At the end of the period of niddah, as soon as possible after nightfall after the seventh clean day, the woman must immerse herself in a kosher mikvah, a ritual pool. The mikvah was traditionally used to cleanse a person of various forms of ritual impurity. Today, it is used primarily for this purpose and as part of the ritual of conversion, though in some communities observant men periodically immerse themselves for reasons of ritual purity.

It is important to note that the mikvah provides only ritual purification, not physical cleanliness; in fact, immersion in the mikvah is not valid unless the woman is thoroughly bathed before immersion. The mikvah is such an important part of traditional Jewish ritual life that traditionally a new community would build a mikvah before they would build a synagogue.
No sex during this time. (or even touching and hugging).. and no 5 knuckle shuffle in the other room.. lmao bloody hell, this thread explains a lot now

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Old 09 July 2012, 03:11 PM
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The likely answer is because people follow an old and outdated religion and in modern times, things that are written and contained within the text are now considered idiotic, the same reason you have muslims walking around in pyjamas and catholic priests molesting children.

It is the fundamental laws of human stupidity.
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Originally Posted by Dedrater;[URL="tel:10699997"
10699997[/URL]]The likely answer is because people follow an old and outdated religion and in modern times, things that are written and contained within the text are now considered idiotic, the same reason you have muslims walking around in pyjamas and catholic priests molesting children.

It is the fundamental laws of human stupidity.
+1 all religions should be mocked for their outdated irrelevant laws and practices. Some religions are just better than others about a bit of banter and criticism.
Old 09 July 2012, 03:56 PM
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Be careful, someone might scream the anti-sememememtistmsdmiosdmfsdfklsaflsdfjklsdfjkalsdfjk asdfjlasfl flag at you
Old 09 July 2012, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 53
+1 all religions should be mocked for their outdated irrelevant laws and practices. Some religions are just better than others about a bit of banter and criticism.
I agree. However, criticise one particular religion and the very same members getting their jollies from ridiculing jewish texts and customs will be all over you.

Hypocrisy?
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It's quite possible to be a Jewish atheist.
Old 09 July 2012, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mus
also is it true when they have sex they have to have a bed sheet with a small whole in it between them or is it just a myth?
How do you have sex Mus? Is there a right way to do it?
Old 09 July 2012, 04:25 PM
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I think they might be on to something there. Whole in the bottom of the popcorn carton is the perfect way to break the ice on a cinema date.


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