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Mus 09 July 2012 01:34 PM

why do Jewish women have to shave there hair bold when they get married?
 
I'm curious?

GlesgaKiss 09 July 2012 01:36 PM

What does shaving hair bold entail?

fitzscoob 09 July 2012 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by Mus (Post 10699836)
I'm curious?

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart...s/aton612l.jpg

urban 09 July 2012 01:47 PM

Yeah - I'd like to understand WTF it is that he's trying to actually say.

jonc 09 July 2012 01:47 PM

Adventurous hair removal? a brazilian perhaps?

eggy790 09 July 2012 01:49 PM

i thought this was a joke till i googled it, it seems to be to do with once married they they cover up their hair and to let others know that they have one man.. seems strange though, that they then wear a wig which is essentially the same thing as having hair to begin with? so why shave it?

secondly shaving the head coz they belong to one man? how could any guy find that attractive?

eggy790 09 July 2012 01:54 PM

p.s. i think he just had a typo in the title.. *bald*

Mus 09 July 2012 01:54 PM

also is it true when they have sex they have to have a bed sheet with a small whole in it between them or is it just a myth?

joz8968 09 July 2012 01:58 PM

Well, I suppose a woman would have to be bold to go bald! ;)

# wah wah wah wah waaaaah #

Mus 09 July 2012 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by eggy790 (Post 10699878)
p.s. i think he just had a typo in the title.. *bald*

iPhone typo :)

GeeDee 09 July 2012 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by Mus (Post 10699889)
iPhone typo :)

...and is whole a typo for hole or whore? :luxhello:

jonc 09 July 2012 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by Mus (Post 10699880)
also is it true when they have sex they have to have a bed sheet with a small whole in it between them or is it just a myth?

Yes it's true, I mean after your woman has shaved all her hair off it'd be like shagging the Mask dude played by Jim Carey. Other people use a paper bag over the head, but generally alcohol (lots of it) is used when faced with the prospect of shagging a munter.

andys 09 July 2012 02:19 PM

Well my wife is Jewish and she has never shaved hers

eggy790 09 July 2012 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by Mus (Post 10699880)
also is it true when they have sex they have to have a bed sheet with a small hole in it between them or is it just a myth?

i'm not sure about that but its amazing what google brings up and how you get linked from one page to another.

check this.


Jewish law clearly prohibits male masturbation. This law is derived from the story of Onan (Gen. 38:8-10), who practiced coitus interruptus as a means of birth control to avoid fathering a child for his deceased brother. G-d killed Onan for this sin. Although Onan's act was not truly masturbation, Jewish law takes a very broad view of the acts prohibited by this passage, and forbids any act of ha-sh'cha'tat zerah (destruction of the seed), that is, ejaculation outside of the vagina. In fact, the prohibition is so strict that one passage in the Talmud states, "in the case of a man, the hand that reaches below the navel should be chopped off." (Niddah 13a)
:eek:

banny sti 09 July 2012 02:25 PM

In fact, the prohibition is so strict that one passage in the Talmud states, "in the case of a man, the hand that reaches below the navel should be chopped off." (Niddah 13a)

Thats a bit extreme for knocking one out, there would be no one left to type anything at my place :lol1:

JTaylor 09 July 2012 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by Mus (Post 10699880)
also is it true when they have sex they have to have a bed sheet with a small whole in it between them or is it just a myth?

Perfectly true, Mus, as is the content of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, the claim that your spectacular display of illiteracy is the phone's doing and this reply.

joz8968 09 July 2012 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by banny sti (Post 10699921)
...Thats a bit extreme for knocking one out, there would be no one left to type anything at my place

lol

eggy790 09 July 2012 02:28 PM

lmao at banny

David Lock 09 July 2012 02:28 PM

So one arm is shorter than the other :D

Mus 09 July 2012 02:31 PM

[QUOTE=JTaylor;10699923]Perfectly true, Mus, as is the content of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, the claim that your spectacular display of illiteracy is the phone's doing and this

is your wife bold? sorry bald :)?

I couldn't care what you think I still speak 3 languages an try and write in two ;)

TelBoy 09 July 2012 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by Mus (Post 10699889)
iPhone typo :)

Is that also the reason for "there" hair? :)

banny sti 09 July 2012 02:54 PM

http://www.jewfaq.org/sex.htm

eggy790 09 July 2012 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by banny sti (Post 10699969)

lmao at that page, no wonder jtaylors frustrated.. its time of the month and he's got a right raw deal!


The time of separation begins at the first sign of blood and ends in the evening of the woman's seventh "clean day." This separation lasts a minimum of 12 days. The Torah prohibits only sexual intercourse, but the rabbis broadened this prohibition, maintaining that a man may not even touch his wife or sleep in the same bed as her during this time. Weddings must be scheduled carefully, so that the woman is not in a state of niddah on her wedding night.

At the end of the period of niddah, as soon as possible after nightfall after the seventh clean day, the woman must immerse herself in a kosher mikvah, a ritual pool. The mikvah was traditionally used to cleanse a person of various forms of ritual impurity. Today, it is used primarily for this purpose and as part of the ritual of conversion, though in some communities observant men periodically immerse themselves for reasons of ritual purity.

It is important to note that the mikvah provides only ritual purification, not physical cleanliness; in fact, immersion in the mikvah is not valid unless the woman is thoroughly bathed before immersion. The mikvah is such an important part of traditional Jewish ritual life that traditionally a new community would build a mikvah before they would build a synagogue.
No sex during this time. (or even touching and hugging).. and no 5 knuckle shuffle in the other room.. :lol1: lmao bloody hell, this thread explains a lot now

Dedrater 09 July 2012 03:11 PM

The likely answer is because people follow an old and outdated religion and in modern times, things that are written and contained within the text are now considered idiotic, the same reason you have muslims walking around in pyjamas and catholic priests molesting children.

It is the fundamental laws of human stupidity.

53 09 July 2012 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by Dedrater;[URL="tel:10699997"
10699997[/URL]]The likely answer is because people follow an old and outdated religion and in modern times, things that are written and contained within the text are now considered idiotic, the same reason you have muslims walking around in pyjamas and catholic priests molesting children.

It is the fundamental laws of human stupidity.

+1 all religions should be mocked for their outdated irrelevant laws and practices. Some religions are just better than others about a bit of banter and criticism. ;)

finalzero 09 July 2012 03:56 PM

Be careful, someone might scream the anti-sememememtistmsdmiosdmfsdfklsaflsdfjklsdfjkalsdfjk asdfjlasfl flag at you

GlesgaKiss 09 July 2012 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by 53 (Post 10700055)
+1 all religions should be mocked for their outdated irrelevant laws and practices. Some religions are just better than others about a bit of banter and criticism. ;)

I agree. However, criticise one particular religion and the very same members getting their jollies from ridiculing jewish texts and customs will be all over you.

Hypocrisy?

JTaylor 09 July 2012 04:09 PM

It's quite possible to be a Jewish atheist. :thumb:

tony de wonderful 09 July 2012 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by Mus (Post 10699880)
also is it true when they have sex they have to have a bed sheet with a small whole in it between them or is it just a myth?

How do you have sex Mus? Is there a right way to do it?

GlesgaKiss 09 July 2012 04:25 PM

I think they might be on to something there. Whole in the bottom of the popcorn carton is the perfect way to break the ice on a cinema date.


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