RobsyUK

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I was driving south down the A5 and turning off at Milton Keynes train station, the rain was heavy and the spray from the cars in front was bad.

For some reason I decided to sit at 50 in the slow lane (me being me I'm normally gunning it)

In the spray I see what looks like a black carrier bag floating in the air. I ignored it and continued until it got closer and turned out to be a lorry wheel!

It bounced just short of the bonnet, over the car and into the bushes... Slammed the brakes on and a bit of swering later i pulled over

I have never been so scared in all my life. I sat there and just thought about what could have been... And the fact I've just pooed myself.

I got off at the junction and turned back round to find the lorry parked up in a parking bay with its rear axle collapsed. Huge gashes in the road.
I wish I got pics but was more concerned with nearly dying..

Guess its not my time.

JayM

Or you've cheated death, and now he's after you, a la Final Destination ;-)

Fleetster

Wow thats lucky !...

scoobyvirgin

davyboy

Did any other cars hit it?

Or is this simply that you need some attention?

windyboy

was he smuggling eastern european prossie's ???

one day the wheel fell off my car as I had put it back on after changing a puncture and cross threaded the bolts in my haste to get it back on again. Luckily I was driving slowly through a housing estate but it didn't stop the wheel bouncing along the road for several hundred yards before coming to a stop beside a group of the local kids who through that it was very funny

SV - nice bra btw but we will need to see it on for the full effect

windyboy

jayallen

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One time at band camp......

chocolate_o_brian

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ScoobyWon't

You want to see SV wearing a bra? I'm sure he's flattered, but I'm not sure if he's up for posting photos of himself wearing women's clothing.

At least not on this forum

tubbytommy

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i still want him to tell the story about why he posted all that sh1te about faye, now claims he has a wife.

craigo

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I noted that also mate. I reckon the truth needs to be told

Funkii Munkii

He has a wife, superb

Gotta love Internet fantasists

Funkii Munkii

LOL, I reckon Faye was the old timer looking through Robsy's kitchen window last summer


https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...nakedness.html

craigo

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RobsyUK

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I told tommy the truth I don't need to splash it here. I don't know if any of the other wheels bounced near anyone else. I saw the one go over me and into the bushes. Want me to upload pics of the gash?

Funkii Munkii

The Voyeuristic Octogenarian, Faye's or your wife's ?

craigo

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tubbytommy

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???? What truth. You have a wife or you got blown out by faye?
Did faye find out about your wife? Do you actually have a wife?.
Have you ever met faye.

Who knows.......

speedking

Had you been doing 85mph you would have been home before the wheel even came off the lorry

jef

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lol im lost?

what have i missed? wind up? jackanory?

or did this actually happen - if it did i wouldve sh*t myself also lol

craigo

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What we need to know is,

Was faye real and is his wife real...

jef

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lol thanks, but thats of no use atall,

tubbytommy

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internet fantasist about covers robsy i think.

jef

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ah-ha i see, lol

never the less - shows a bit of creative imagination, amognst other things, lol

Lee247

You seem more interested than "Faye" than he is

tubbytommy

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i am, she was quite fit!

craigo

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Dear oh dear, you are such a troublemaker !

Ummm have you a problem with your own sexuality ?

craigo

iTrader: (1)

A wise man once said. If bored with real life, tell lies to make ones own life appear more interesting to others

tubbytommy

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well i was interested, but then again i haven't had sex for 6 years.

side effect of being a fat ******* i guess.

craigo

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The lad has obviously swallowed something dreadful, perhaps he and his wife have an "open" relationship .....