Lucky escape!
May 3, 2012 | 01:39 AM
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From: crawley :)
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craigo
The lad has obviously swallowed something dreadful, perhaps he and his wife have an "open" relationship .....
maybe they do, his wife knew about faye, all was well until faye found out about robsy's wife!
May 3, 2012 | 08:46 AM
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From: Far Far Away
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Originally Posted by
tubbytommy
i am, she was quite fit!
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Originally Posted by
craigo
Dear oh dear, you are such a troublemaker !
Ummm have you a problem with your own sexuality ?
And you seem to have a problem with wimmins commenting to you.
I'll ignore you from now on
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May 3, 2012 | 01:47 PM
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From: the rev limiter
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craigo
Dear oh dear, you are such a troublemaker !
Ummm have you a problem with your own sexuality ?
Hmmm you seem to be doing a hell of job scaring off the nice snet ladies craigo.
Just think mate it was easier back in the old days when life was more simple
for instance here is a picture of you back in secondary school at your finest
I dont know what is worse " a tramp stamp as you say or your suit of armour
"
TBH the snet ladies are very polite I am sure if you are polite to them they will be polite back to you.
Any hoo take it easy mate and Tally-Ho old chap
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May 3, 2012 | 05:14 PM
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From: Scooby Planet
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Originally Posted by
Lee247
Looks like you upset the Fairy Godmother
Just tell her you're a fit 40+ hunk and all will be forgiven..
May 3, 2012 | 05:17 PM
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From: crawley :)
Quote:
Looks like you upset the Fairy Godmother
Just tell her you're a fit 40+ hunk and all will be forgiven..
im 40+ stone and hunky
May 3, 2012 | 05:26 PM
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From: Far Far Away
Quote:
Looks like you upset the Fairy Godmother
Just tell her you're a fit 40+ hunk and all will be forgiven..
DYK, no one on SN beats you for patter
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tubbytommy
im 40+ stone and hunky
tt, you have made me laugh twice today
May 3, 2012 | 05:27 PM
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From: surrey/west sussex
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Looks like you upset the Fairy Godmother
Just tell her you're a fit 40+ hunk and all will be forgiven..
Yea, it seems i have up set her. She says something, i reply with a Tart remark back. Ive just been reminded by a friend, fighting on the internet is really a dumb *** thing to do. Yes, i am quite a bit older than 40
and should know better. So please ladies accept my deepest apologies...
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May 3, 2012 | 06:01 PM
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From: the rev limiter
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craigo
Yea, it seems i have up set her. She says something, i reply with a Tart remark back. Ive just been reminded by a friend, fighting on the internet is really a dumb *** thing to do. Yes, i am quite a bit older than 40
Its good to see you are realising there is no point arguing.
good friendly banter is always better to post than arguing.
sorry I couldn't resist posting the picture
May 3, 2012 | 06:21 PM
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From: surrey/west sussex
Sheepshagger off for a fun filled weekend
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May 3, 2012 | 06:32 PM
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craigo
Sheepshagger off for a fun filled weekend
Much better
us Aberdeen lad's sure know how to party
because of this these sign's have been popping up in the outskirts of town
May 3, 2012 | 06:42 PM
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From: surrey/west sussex
Take your pick !
May 3, 2012 | 06:43 PM
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And pick I shall
May 3, 2012 | 06:43 PM
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From: crawley :)
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craigo
Take your pick !
**** me id smash all 3
May 3, 2012 | 08:08 PM
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From: Scooby Planet
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Lee247
patter
Danish slang for womens breasts. Equals english '*****'.
Hun har store patter!" is danish for "She has large *****!
May 3, 2012 | 08:24 PM
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patter
Danish slang for womens breasts. Equals english '*****'.
Hun har store patter!" is danish for "She has large *****!
Trust you to know that!
May 3, 2012 | 08:29 PM
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From: Home
Talk about going off topic. Will somebody please think about poor Robsy
May 3, 2012 | 08:31 PM
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From: crawley :)
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scoobyvirgin
Talk about going off topic. Will somebody please think about poor Robsy
he's ok no doubt thinking up his next fantasy to post on here.
May 3, 2012 | 08:51 PM
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From: Some country and western
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tubbytommy
**** me id smash all 3
After 6 years I guess a few lines can look attractive!
May 3, 2012 | 08:55 PM
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From: crawley :)
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davyboy
After 6 years I guess a few lines can look attractive!
after 6 years you would be amazed what i find attractive!
May 3, 2012 | 08:59 PM
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From: Scooby Planet
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tubbytommy
after 6 years you would be amazed what i find attractive!
Looks like Oldsplice is in with a chance then eh
May 3, 2012 | 09:00 PM
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From: crawley :)
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Looks like Oldsplice is in with a chance then eh
if he is warm n wet in im!!!
May 3, 2012 | 09:04 PM
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tubbytommy
if he is warm n wet in im!!!
May 3, 2012 | 09:06 PM
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From: Far Far Away
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May 3, 2012 | 09:10 PM
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I choose number 1
May 3, 2012 | 09:10 PM
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From: crawley :)
robsy's fantasist idea is better,
actually im 6 foot and slim and have had sex recently.
May 3, 2012 | 09:15 PM
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Lee247
Will you tell him, or shall I?
May 3, 2012 | 09:17 PM
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From: Pot Belly HQ
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oldsplice
Will you tell him, or shall I?
Ever thought of a having a girlie username, Kim?
May 3, 2012 | 09:18 PM
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From: Milk on Beans
Everythign I post is 100% true. none is fantisy.. do you not think if i was making stuff up I would say that the pint glass went through my hand. Or the wheel missed me and killed an old lady on a scooter.. or I was fisting Faye while the wife watch?
I don't care if people belive me or not. Just glad your all enjoying yourselves. It's entertaining
May 3, 2012 | 09:19 PM
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From: crawley :)
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ScoobyWon't
Ever thought of a having a girlie username, Kim?
kim!!! fecking hell im not interested now!
May 3, 2012 | 09:19 PM
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ScoobyWon't
Ever thought of a having a girlie username, Kim?
And spoil all the fun?