Terzo 333

A bit sad I know, but ask the nearest person to you to say "silk" five times.

As soon as they have said the last "silk" ask them what cows drink. I bet they say milk ! (obviously they drink water !)

Go on try it...nine out of ten times it works ! (Don't ask me why )

PS, don't ask farmers coz they tend to get it right !

David Lock

Roast, roast, roast, roast, roast

What do you put in a toaster?

orbv

Bread

Dracoro

Erm, Pop Tarts!

RichS

I put milk in a toaster once (by accident I might add)... not recommended

Rich

Mark Jackson

Fork in a toaster ?
Nothing wrong with that, its just a version of the kids game

Operation

for grown ups, try it, youl hear a buzz and your nose will most probably light up !

Katana

A fork...

edit ~ Come on guys, everyone's done that once in their lives right?

[Edited by Katana - 5/6/2002 1:05:59 PM]

Doc

Also works if you ask someone to name a vegetable. 9 times out of 10 they will say carrot.

[Edited by Doc - 5/6/2002 3:45:11 PM]