Comedy genius

cster · 2012-04-18 22:09:18

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/picturegalleries/9211301/Top-10-Lada-jokes.html These bought tears to my eyes.

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Apr 18, 2012 | 11:09 PM

cster

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Comedy genius

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/...ada-jokes.html

These bought tears to my eyes.

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Apr 18, 2012 | 11:23 PM

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From: Class record holder at Pembrey Llandow Goodwood MIRA Hethel Blyton Curborough Lydden and Snetterton

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Originally Posted by cster

These bought ears to my eyes.

Thats because the jokes are so old, your face has evolved since then.

Apr 18, 2012 | 11:27 PM

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ears?..............really?

Apr 18, 2012 | 11:32 PM

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I could correct the typo I suppose.
But it's time for

Apr 19, 2012 | 01:45 AM

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From: If you're not braking or accelerating you're wasting time.

This was my favourite back in the day.

Why is it better to be a sheep-******* than a passenger in a Lada?

It's less embarassing being seen getting out of the back of a sheep.

Apr 19, 2012 | 05:24 AM

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I sure I heard those jokes in the 80's, but it was Skids rather than Lada.

Apr 19, 2012 | 06:15 AM

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Bless you Lisa.

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Apr 19, 2012 | 06:19 AM

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Lol never heard any of those before.

My mum had a lada many moons ago. For some reason I can still remember the reg:d347wnv

Apr 19, 2012 | 09:39 AM

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Lada and Skoda were the choice of jokes when I was a kid in the 80's but I dont recall any of these.

Apr 19, 2012 | 09:58 AM

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From: riding the crest of a wave ...

What do call a convertible skoda ?

A dustbin

My sisi has a lada niva. It's lpg and she thought it would be cheap to run

Bro in laws landy is palatial inside by comparison also ...

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Apr 19, 2012 | 11:28 AM

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From: The hell where youth and laughter go

When a Vectra Taxi shunted my Polo into a Lada comming the other way. The vectra had a well smashed front end, bonnet and cracked windscreen, my Polo was so bent the front doors wouln't open properly (sill and roof had bent behind the front doors) The front of my polo which hit the Lada mullurad the front wing, bumper, steering rack and suspension....

The Lada?

Just a cracked headlamp and a scuff and dent in the front bumper!

FFS

Apr 19, 2012 | 01:06 PM

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many years ago I remember getting in a Lada taxi, at the end of the long journey the meter was at around £35, I do recall the taxi driver not being best pleased when asking for the money and I replied I didn't want to buy his car!