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Old 17 April 2012, 06:21 PM
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I didn't wash up lastnight and decided to do it before work this morning.

I have the water so hot I can barely take it and while cleaning a pint glass it broke in my hand as I was twisting the sponge the glass dug into my hand and I thought I was a gonner... Just thinking back about it sliding n ripping into my hand.

I've has this happen years ago but after 10mins under cold water the blood was pulsating so bad I knew I needed the hospital.

I get there at 6:05 with a blood soaked tea towel and fortunately they were quite. 3hrs later and 3 stitches in my hand. 1hour later and I'm back at work.

Just need to work out how to shower for the next 10days without getting my hand wet.

I'll upload the pics later.

While the doctor was doing the stitches I asked for a sticker.. Not because I'm brave but to rub it in with the little girl outside with her belly ache. The doctor laughed

Not to myself: BUY A DISHWASHER
Old 17 April 2012, 06:34 PM
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Was it at your wife's or Faye's house?


P.S. *****!!


Old 17 April 2012, 06:38 PM
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My mate was in a pub and they brough a glas straight out of the dishwasher and poured a pint into it, as he picked up the glass it shattered and cut all the tendons in his right hand. That was 6 years ago and he STILL can`t use it properly.

I don`t know why they can`t make pint glasses out of safety glass esp with the risk of being used as a deadly weapon in a pub.
Old 17 April 2012, 06:47 PM
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im taking faye out friday night
Old 17 April 2012, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
im taking faye out friday night
Take her to the cinema and do not forget to wash your 'courting finger' first!
Old 17 April 2012, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
im taking faye out friday night
McDonalds ?
Old 17 April 2012, 06:53 PM
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I bet his wife stabbed him with it after finding out about Faye
Old 17 April 2012, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by spanner monkey
McDonalds ?
could be kfc, and im licking the bucket
Old 17 April 2012, 06:55 PM
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Obviously totally depressed after being knocked back by Faye and it was an attempt on his own life...
Old 17 April 2012, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Obviously totally depressed after being knocked back by Faye and it was an attempt on his own life...
hope hes not coming after me now we're an item.....
Old 17 April 2012, 06:58 PM
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Poof....

Deal with these quite often in the job with patients who cut there hand. Cut your femeral n you got 30 secs to live. Next time you cut ur hand dont panic you aint gonna die lol

Whats faye make of it all??
Old 17 April 2012, 06:59 PM
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Clearly Robsy is still trying to ride the high life of the humour from his 'Faye' thread. Get over it mate, you're boring now it's over
Old 17 April 2012, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
im taking faye out friday night
That's 2of you on the same night... I'm jelous

Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
Clearly Robsy is still trying to ride the high life of the humour from his 'Faye' thread. Get over it mate, you're boring now it's over
Give me some points for trying... I was going to post the ***** in the zipper thread but I'll save that

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Originally Posted by davegtt
Obviously totally depressed after being knocked back by Faye and it was an attempt on his own life...
Lol, never I'm not that selfish!
Old 17 April 2012, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
I bet his wife stabbed him with it after finding out about Faye
LOL

I always thought that Faye episode was total bollox. How can "the" wife (or a girlfriend, even) let him lose to take another girl to the Maccys? No chance! If he did, he'd be destined to be dumped by "the" wife (or a girlfriend, even). I understand that's if she found out, like. And if the second choice came to know about the one in the house, she'd also kick his butt, and dump him. Dangerous game; not to be played

Anyway, hope your hand gets better, Robster. I once fainted embarrassingly when I saw my mummy getting stitches on her thumb. You have been brave, and you do deserve a sticker.
Old 17 April 2012, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
Clearly Robsy is still trying to ride the high life of the humour from his 'Faye' thread. Get over it mate, you're boring now it's over
Well said
Old 17 April 2012, 07:25 PM
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plastic cups thats the way forward....
Old 17 April 2012, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
Clearly Robsy is still trying to ride the high life of the humour from his 'Faye' thread. Get over it mate, you're boring now it's over
Amen
Old 17 April 2012, 07:50 PM
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I think Faye mentioned she has got a couple of dates soon
well that's what I think she said as Faye did have her mouth full at the time when she was back at my place. ( whooo filthy one that faye is )

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Old 17 April 2012, 07:58 PM
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You have a wife and you're doing the washing up?
Old 17 April 2012, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by nizmo80
I think Faye mentioned she has got a couple of dates soon
well that's what I think she said as Faye did have her mouth full at the time when she was back at my place. ( whooo filthy one that faye is )
What was her mouth full of? Bullshît?
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Just because I'm helpful, unlike this lot .....

To stop your hand getting wet in the shower, get a food bag bg enough to cover your hand and put it over your hand and tape it so water can't get in. I used masking tape as it was all that I had, but it worked as I still tried to keep my hand away from the water as much as possible.
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and use the other for ****!ing
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
and use the other for ****!ing
Aint that fayes job??
Old 17 April 2012, 09:05 PM
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I'm staying in the Hub in Milton Keynes for the next 3 days so I'm going to look Faye up
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
What was her mouth full of? Bullshît?

That's a question for the imagination to answer.
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx
Just because I'm helpful, unlike this lot .....

To stop your hand getting wet in the shower, get a food bag bg enough to cover your hand and put it over your hand and tape it so water can't get in. I used masking tape as it was all that I had, but it worked as I still tried to keep my hand away from the water as much as possible.
He can use one of the condoms he's not using with Faye.
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My lad has just had six weeks in a wrist cast and was told not to get it wet. I bought him a jumbo sized roll of clingfilm. He wrapped his arm and hand and showered as normal.

The stink from inside the cast when they took it off was gut-wrenching
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx
Just because I'm helpful, unlike this lot .....

To stop your hand getting wet in the shower, get a food bag bg enough to cover your hand and put it over your hand and tape it so water can't get in. I used masking tape as it was all that I had, but it worked as I still tried to keep my hand away from the water as much as possible.
Cheers for the tip. I turned a laxtex glove inside out ( I hate the powder in them, and like you said used masking tape to seal it.

Worked a treat
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
and use the other for ****!ing
I don't use the left for that.

I do how ever use my left for writting and trying to get into Morrisons whearhouse where they process potato's the lady at receiption had to fill out the check sheet for me.


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