Cats are evil..
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Cats are evil..
As if you needed proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k1-H7xt_Lc
(stolen from www.b3ta.com newsletter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k1-H7xt_Lc
(stolen from www.b3ta.com newsletter)
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I have about a dozen fine scratches in the middle of my bonnet, caused by a cat
Am i upset........Nope,
Angry.........Nope
Laugh, ive never laughed so much in my life.....
i will explain
Cam out of the house to find one of the local fleabags settling down to kip on the still warm bonnet of the saab.....
So i stealthily creep down the side of the car, and surprise said cat,
Cue large roar and waving of arms,
The cat tries to bolt, and in true cartoon stylee, cant get a grip on the shiney smooth bonnet, cue lots of legs paddleing frantically, whilst said fleabags eyes widen like organ stops!, the legs get faster until it finally manages to get some purchase and goes flying off the edge of the bonnet.
Carreers across the road like a downed exocet..
Me, im pissing myself laughing so much, the other half comes out to see what the noise is about.
Scratches on the bonnet.................priceless
mart
Am i upset........Nope,
Angry.........Nope
Laugh, ive never laughed so much in my life.....
i will explain
Cam out of the house to find one of the local fleabags settling down to kip on the still warm bonnet of the saab.....
So i stealthily creep down the side of the car, and surprise said cat,
Cue large roar and waving of arms,
The cat tries to bolt, and in true cartoon stylee, cant get a grip on the shiney smooth bonnet, cue lots of legs paddleing frantically, whilst said fleabags eyes widen like organ stops!, the legs get faster until it finally manages to get some purchase and goes flying off the edge of the bonnet.
Carreers across the road like a downed exocet..
Me, im pissing myself laughing so much, the other half comes out to see what the noise is about.
Scratches on the bonnet.................priceless
mart
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