SHESCOOBY

**URGENT - CLEARANCE SALE***
>
> 1 Uruguayan Striker, hardly used - bears a striking resemblance to Sally
> Gunnel, but no other evidence of striking ability. Was 7m new, now ONLY
> 100 *No guarantee that this product actually works.
>
> 30,000 Hotel Rooms in Glasgow for one night only, May 15
> ANY REASONABLE OFFER CONSIDERED
>
> 1 Open Top Double Decker - cancellation for May 16 .
> CALL MANCHESTER 1-800-HAHAHA
>
> 30,000 T -Shirts "Manchester United - Champions League Winners 2002"
> ONLY 1 EACH WHILE STOCKS LAST
>
> 25, 000 Commemorative Mugs "Double Winners 2002"
> 10 THE LOT
>
> ==================================================
> For Hire - Ali-G Lookalike. Authentic bald head and goatee; plays
> trip-hop
> (over the ball). Also does an (admittedly poor) impression of a
> footballer.
> ==================================================
> WANTED - Scotsman requires preposterous excuses for various occasions in
> next few days - all welcome
>
> ==================================================
> MISSING - Long faced Dutch footballer in white shirt with alarming
> tendency
> to fake own death in opposition penalty area. Last seen at 7.45 on the
> evening of April 30. Reported missing 9.30 by colleagues who could not
> recall having seen him in the previous 90 minutes or so.




>

Darren Thompson

Posted yesterday, old news now.

Daz.

SCOTTSCOOBY

yep posted yesterday shescoob get with it girl, you got mail!!

SHESCOOBY

oh well there you go
always the last one me

Maudi

haha you is day late!!