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I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess what day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts."Really?" she said, "Go on then...try."After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience."Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born?". I said "Yesterday!!?