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Old 11 February 2012, 05:17 PM
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Default Students shown how to poo!

You couldn't make it up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-s...wales-16983788
Old 11 February 2012, 05:20 PM
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My son's at Swansea Uni. He reckons that more than half of the undergrads are Chinese.
Old 11 February 2012, 05:22 PM
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Sounds like a **** University to me !!!
Old 11 February 2012, 05:38 PM
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Just dig a big trench for them to **** in peace........
Old 11 February 2012, 06:05 PM
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Where can I get a few of those signs from? We need to show some of our "outsourced" people how to use the toilets properly.

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Are the signs in Welsh as well?

Could be useful for the local lads

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Old 11 February 2012, 06:50 PM
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In the forces we were shown how to **** in a bag..how's that

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Old 11 February 2012, 07:01 PM
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Why do some religons not sit on porcilin? Now that's weird.... Squat or sit. I know what I'd prefer...
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And thats how you get a 2nd !
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These are common place as soon as you head east, the stickers actually come with the toilet when you buy it. why would someone not want to sit on a toilet? Could it be something to do with the dead skin, **** and **** that is probably on it!?
Old 11 February 2012, 09:19 PM
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Disease spreading immigrants - Surely this is a load of cr@p journalism?
Old 11 February 2012, 09:30 PM
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I hope they know the difference between the bog and the wash basin ...........























(S*it a brick)................
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Originally Posted by Scooby Soon!
These are common place as soon as you head east, the stickers actually come with the toilet when you buy it. why would someone not want to sit on a toilet? Could it be something to do with the dead skin, **** and **** that is probably on it!?
It's nothing to do with not wanting to sit on the porcelain, they just aren't familiar with it

In many parts of the world squatting is the norm, the toilets are holes in the ground with foot points on either side. Takes some getting used to I can tell you

Also many cultures don't use toilet roll either, they wash their bums, then wash their hands, which to be honest, when your diet contains a lot of chillies, makes sense, the cooling effect is fantastic
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It is perfectly true that some foreigners think that the way to use the toilet is to stand on the bowl and do it. This used to happen in Canada when I was doing my training there in company with students from all over Nato.

They had to be told the western way to use our toilets.

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Squatting is actually a better way to go to toilet apparently as the positioning of the body is better to ease out the excrement.
Old 12 February 2012, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Squatting is actually a better way to go to toilet apparently as the positioning of the body is better to ease out the excrement.
But it would be difficult to hold a book, magazine or paper whilst squatting
Old 12 February 2012, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Squatting is actually a better way to go to toilet apparently as the positioning of the body is better to ease out the excrement.
true,

but really do foreign students have that different a sewage/toilet set up?

the diagram is great lol, but thats whats known as "top decker" and the poo should be going in the cystern lol, and then the lid replaced, makes for weeks of brown smelly flushing water lol.
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Originally Posted by Chip
But it would be difficult to hold a book, magazine or paper whilst squatting
It gets easier with practice
Old 13 February 2012, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
It's nothing to do with not wanting to sit on the porcelain, they just aren't familiar with it

In many parts of the world squatting is the norm, the toilets are holes in the ground with foot points on either side. Takes some getting used to I can tell you

Also many cultures don't use toilet roll either, they wash their bums, then wash their hands, which to be honest, when your diet contains a lot of chillies, makes sense, the cooling effect is fantastic
Tell that to some of the people that work for me...no chance of them wanting to use a western toilet, they prefer the standard floor toilet with a bar of soap and bowl of water and (thankfully) keep clear of my toilet

People from the east also spend a lot less time doing there business in and out in a couple if minutes none of this 15 mins reading the paper lark
Old 13 February 2012, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by DYK



In the forces we were shown how to **** in a bag..how's that


Yeah, but they didn't mean in someone's handbag!
Old 13 February 2012, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Squatting is actually a better way to go to toilet apparently as the positioning of the body is better to ease out the excrement.
Good for the quads too....although it does make playing Angey Birds more difficult!

Ultimately, it's just asking for trouble as, men being men, will just have a competition to see how can drop a log in the pan from the greatest height....

Speaking of which, excuse me for a few minutes folks!

Bombs away!!
Old 13 February 2012, 10:48 AM
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I always try to complete a Sudoku while on the toilet .
As I am progressing in the level of difficulty , I started to drink my tea while solving the puzzle. Then I started taking some toast in with me .
It has progressed to a full breakfast now . I just hope the puzzles don't get so difficult that I have to have lunch on the toilet as well !
Old 13 February 2012, 12:47 PM
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To be fair, its fair to ask how any of us felt the first time we walked into an eastern style squatting toilet for the first time?

Les
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Originally Posted by Leslie
To be fair, its fair to ask how any of us felt the first time we walked into an eastern style squatting toilet for the first time?

Les
I help it in until the plane home....

Poor 747 rear toilet didn't know what hit it!!

Came out and exclaimed to the queue that had formed behind me "I'd give it until................ well, actually the next leg of the flight if I were you"

We were flying with a greater angle of attack for the remainder of the journey home....

Les will appreciate that joke!
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