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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 01:45 PM
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Red face WELL... MY SYMPATHY'S WITH THE SILVER CAR...!!!

Ditzy blonde... her Porsche Coxster parked 'really well'... A seemingly 'drunk' bus driver... Enjoy:-

BUS DRIVER RAMS PORSCHE OFF ROAD



As thread title, you have to feel for the poor guy in the silver (VW Bora? ) car.

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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 01:50 PM
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I love how shes says 'Thank God that my Porsche was there.... otherwise people may have been injured..."

Anyone else would say 'Thank God my car was there...'

Porsche owners never fail to let the world know what car they have ... weird!

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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 01:56 PM
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FFS the council let her off the parking fine

Was that Blue TT hers too?
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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Porsche owners never fail to let the world know what car they have ... weird!
Indeed.... Isn't that right Trout?

An ex-work colleague had a lowly 924 and she would refer to it (to anyone that 'cared' ) as "The P".
Pretentious c*nt.............. she was. Fantastic **** though.



It also made me laugh when the blonde above said she was glad she wasn't in the car. Why? She would have just got 'pushed forward a bit', that's all.

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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 02:03 PM
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"Porsche owner"

Should have read...

"Junior/poor person's Porsche owner"

She probably would have sued for defamation!
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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 02:06 PM
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Well, Porsche owners (wether proper Porsche's or not) are far, far superior to all the other low life car owners on the road.








Aren't we Trout / J4cko....?

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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 02:08 PM
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*Popcorn and Stella cracked open....*
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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 02:09 PM
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Hmmm.
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Originally Posted by zip106
Well, Porsche owners (wether proper Porsche's or not) are far, far superior to all the other low life car owners on the road.








Aren't we Trout / J4cko....?
Proper Porsche's what? Yeah, so superior you can't handle basic punctuation
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it looks more like the bus driver lost control rather than intentionally rammed the porsche.
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Naturally.

But it doesn't make for such a great headline does it.

And it's still a statement of fact, regardless of mitigation.
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Proper Porsche's what? Yeah, so superior you can't handle basic punctuation
Damn these crap Apple products...



Sorry, I was driving my Porsche(') whilst typing.

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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 02:18 PM
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**** 'er. She deserves everything she got (should've got the parking ticket too! ).

I'm sure 'normal' people wouldn't even contemplate parking on a bus stop (and esp. near a busy junction like that).

She obviously reckons she's got her very own "PPP": Porsche Patron Privilege

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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 02:21 PM
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I really don't think it just comes down to the car she drives - we've just seen recently that daft bint in her Audi in Bath, parking like a **** and inconveniencing other road users.

I'd suggest it just comes down to bloody ignorance and selfishness - not all Porsche drivers are like that
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Originally Posted by zip106
Damn these crap Apple products...



Sorry, I was driving my Porsche(') whilst typing.


Can you imagine what the title would have said had it been an Impreza that had been damaged?
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Originally Posted by zip106
I really don't think it just comes down to the car she drives - we've just seen recently that daft bint in her Audi in Bath, parking like a **** and inconveniencing other road users.

I'd suggest it just comes down to bloody ignorance and selfishness - not all Porsche drivers are like that
Of course. Always down to the (twattish) individual.

But it makes for a good bit a "Porsche owner bashing" . (Hell, Scoob owner's get their fair share. )

All in good humour.

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Originally Posted by PaulC72
it looks more like the bus driver lost control rather than intentionally rammed the porsche.
In the driver's mind:

"S**t accelerator jammed....what shall I hit?.....Bus...Mondeo....Bus stop...or Porsche. Oh, its only a Boxster......"


Easy choice
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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04


Can you imagine what the title would have said had it been an Impreza that had been damaged?
Subaru getaway car hit by bus during bank raid?
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U R A BUS

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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 02:33 PM
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Ha! Well chosen opportunity, Ali.
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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Porsche owners never fail to let the world know what car they have ... weird!
Originally Posted by joz8968
Indeed.... Isn't that right Trout?

Only since I got a decent one* - I didn't used to mention my 993 Carrera as often.



* Here's a pic of it if you haven't seen it

http://www.flickr.com/photos/74062853@N05/6679111669/http://www.flickr.com/photos/74062853@N05/6679111669/ by http://www.flickr.com/people/74062853@N05/, on Flickr
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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 04:24 PM
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That's one of the worst "toy" pshop effects I've seen done, you're only suppose to blur all of the background not half the car as well
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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 04:49 PM
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lol
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TBF, Trout, I'd love to own one myself :envious:
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It's the Passat owner I feel sorry for.

If it had been me, I'd have knocked **** out of the bus driver
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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 05:43 PM
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It's the Passat owner I feel sorry for.

If it had been me, I'd have knocked **** out of the bus driver
Fully agree. I'd be mighty pissed and angry, etc. You wouldn't believe just what had happened if it was you.

Poor ****er.

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Originally Posted by joz8968

An ex-work colleague had a lowly 924 and she would refer to it (to anyone that 'cared' ) as "The P".
I know a lady who said she had a Brabus Mercedes. It turned out to be a Smart Roadster.
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Welcome to 2009

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...CTV-video.html
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Thought I'd seen it years ago.
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Old Jan 28, 2012 | 08:24 PM
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lol

It was in this week's Kontraband eZine!

In that case, I must 'man up' and accept the fail.

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