WELL... MY SYMPATHY'S WITH THE SILVER CAR...!!!
 

Ditzy blonde... her Porsche Coxster parked 'really well'... A seemingly 'drunk' ;) bus driver... Enjoy:-

BUS DRIVER RAMS PORSCHE OFF ROAD

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/299...ewsletter#show

As thread title, you have to feel for the poor guy in the silver (VW Bora? :wonder:) car. :mad:

I love how shes says 'Thank God that my Porsche was there.... otherwise people may have been injured..."

Anyone else would say 'Thank God my car was there...'

Porsche owners never fail to let the world know what car they have ... weird!

FFS the council let her off the parking fine :mad:

Was that Blue TT hers too? :rolleyes:

Indeed.... Isn't that right Trout? :D ;)

An ex-work colleague had a lowly 924 and she would refer to it (to anyone that 'cared' :rolleyes:) as "The P".
Pretentious c*nt.............. she was. :lol1: Fantastic tits though. ;)



It also made me laugh when the blonde above said she was glad she wasn't in the car. Why? :confused: She would have just got 'pushed forward a bit', that's all. :lol1:

"Porsche owner"

Should have read...

"Junior/poor person's Porsche owner"

She probably would have sued for defamation! ;) :D

Well, Porsche owners (wether proper Porsche's or not) are far, far superior to all the other low life car owners on the road.








Aren't we Trout / J4cko....? ;)

*Popcorn and Stella cracked open....* :D

Hmmm.

Proper Porsche's what? Yeah, so superior you can't handle basic punctuation :lol1:

it looks more like the bus driver lost control rather than intentionally rammed the porsche.

Naturally. :)

But it doesn't make for such a great headline does it.

And it's still a statement of fact, regardless of mitigation. :lol1:

Damn these crap Apple products...

:lol1:

Sorry, I was driving my Porsche(') whilst typing.

**** 'er. She deserves everything she got (should've got the parking ticket too! :mad:).

I'm sure 'normal' people wouldn't even contemplate parking on a bus stop (and esp. near a busy junction like that). :rolleyes:

She obviously reckons she's got her very own "PPP": Porsche Patron Privilege ;)

I really don't think it just comes down to the car she drives - we've just seen recently that daft bint in her Audi in Bath, parking like a **** and inconveniencing other road users.

I'd suggest it just comes down to bloody ignorance and selfishness - not all Porsche drivers are like that :smug:

http://www.lohl.net/image.php?id=903&size=big

Can you imagine what the title would have said had it been an Impreza that had been damaged? ;) :D

Of course. ;) Always down to the (twattish) individual.

But it makes for a good bit a "Porsche owner bashing" ;). (Hell, Scoob owner's get their fair share. :p)

All in good humour. :)

In the driver's mind:

"S**t accelerator jammed....what shall I hit?.....Bus...Mondeo....Bus stop...or Porsche. Oh, its only a Boxster......"


Easy choice :D

Subaru getaway car hit by bus during bank raid? :D

U R A BUS

:)

Ha! Well chosen opportunity, Ali. :thumb:

Only since I got a decent one* - I didn't used to mention my 993 Carrera as often.



* Here's a pic of it if you haven't seen it :)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/74062853@N05/6679111669/http://www.flickr.com/photos/74062853@N05/6679111669/ by http://www.flickr.com/people/74062853@N05/, on Flickr

That's one of the worst "toy" pshop effects I've seen done, you're only suppose to blur all of the background not half the car as well :)

lol

TBF, Trout, I'd love to own one myself :envious:

It's the Passat owner I feel sorry for.

If it had been me, I'd have knocked fcuk out of the bus driver

Fully agree. I'd be mighty pissed and angry, etc. You wouldn't believe just what had happened if it was you.

Poor ****er. :mad:

I know a lady who said she had a Brabus Mercedes. It turned out to be a Smart Roadster.

Welcome to 2009

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...CTV-video.html

Thought I'd seen it years ago.

lol

It was in this week's Kontraband eZine! :wonder:

In that case, I must 'man up' and accept the fail. :(