Boro

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Last night my neighbours dog drove me mad, barking in his garden all night! I didn't get a wink of sleep and today I was totally knackered.

Tonight if the dog starts I'm going to grab the dog and put him in our garden and see how HE likes it!

99jdee

i do feel for you, as i have a dog myself and the Cun7 sometimes doesn't stfu lol but, the adult thing to do is nicely go and have a quiet word with said neighbour and try and resolve the matter in a non violent or aggressive manor

Boro

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Boro

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RobsyUK

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as a dog owner & lover I would happily want to kill a stupid yapping thing. I don't understand why anyone would keep a pet and then leave it outside barking all the time. Report it to the council. Say you have been round several times. Get the other neighbours to complain too.

Boro

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cster

Have you ever read Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughter House Five?
Some good ideas there within (unless you are the dog).

flame_on

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Pestbye.com dog bark stopper.

About £30 quid but worked for me and keeps the little yapper next door quiet. It detects dog bark and sends out a high pitch noise that only dogs can hear and they dont like it.

pimmo2000

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LMAO .. brilliant replies .. sorry Boro too high level for SN

deepy

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oh dear scoobynet fail!!

Lee247

Boro, you should be ashamed of yourself. That's the worst joke I have seen for a very long time

Sheffscott

He (the dog) is just doing his job, you should just get used to it, eh he doing what dogs do, at least hes no pooping in your garden.

DCI Gene Hunt

This thread is strong in fails

Sheffscott

what do you mean? I like your avatar hes cute.

Leslie

You don't say if you have spoken to the neighbour, politely if he is a reasonable bloke, and told him that his dog kept you awake as you say and would he kindly make sure it does not happen again. No point in being unpleasant to start with unless he is uncooperative.

If he won't comply I imagine that you can get the council to force him to do so on the grounds of being a public nuisance.

Les

KrisBuc

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2 valium tablets in a sausage roll throw over fence dog knocked out job done

DCI Gene Hunt

Goes to show that people don't read the detail anymore ..... the first post is a joke, read it carefully again

ditchmyster

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lol, it's like shooting fish in a barrel in this place sometimes.

JackClark

I read it a ton of times an still don't get it

bigsinky

oh dear. there are some right thick ***** on here.

gpssti4

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Lol a barking dog in his garden to see if it upsets his neighbour FFS people, the same dog at that.

ScoobyWon't

Thick *****.

An0n0m0us

It might help if instead of saying 'HE likes it' put the 'the neighbour likes it'. At the moment it reads like you are talking about the dog, not the neighbour which is probably why some don't get it!

99jdee

Lol

I actually did read it, but thoug you ment youwould pool put him in your garden to ya know sort him out.. lol I've just read it now and got it although I don't think it's the joke of the century but still... lol

JackClark

Now I get it.

hodgy0_2

I’m confused -- who is Boro putting in the garden

the dog or his neighbour?

pimmo2000

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Do I win for being the first one to get it ?

dpb

get what