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Old 19 December 2011, 09:58 AM
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Cool Kim Jong Il - he was great..... ;)

After the unfortunate (but not for us) demise of Kim Jong Il today, The Herald Sun has published some astonishing 'facts' about the great leader.

What a guy

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Old 19 December 2011, 10:04 AM
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Old 19 December 2011, 10:05 AM
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**** you, Hans Brix
Old 19 December 2011, 10:06 AM
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I always knew he was full of sh*t!!!!
Old 19 December 2011, 10:09 AM
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Jolly good and not long after his polar opposite, Vaclav Havel, passed. Ronery, so ronery....
Old 19 December 2011, 10:18 AM
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...and the world is a safer place..........

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Old 19 December 2011, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by jonc
...and the world is a safer place..........
Not necessarily.
Old 19 December 2011, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by jonc
...and the world is a safer place..........
FAIL!
Old 19 December 2011, 10:33 AM
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Al of Scotland Posted at 9:00 PM Today
After reading about all his achievements I reckon we'll be seeing him again around Easter time.
Old 19 December 2011, 10:43 AM
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Ha ha ha, some of those facts are brilliant. At least the Chuck Norris ones are believable.
Old 19 December 2011, 10:59 AM
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Wasn't one of Tony Blair's friends then?

Sounds a bundle of fun

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Old 19 December 2011, 11:10 AM
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The North Koreans seem to be very cut up about his death though. He must have impressed them well enough.

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Old 19 December 2011, 11:14 AM
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Just found this, pretty funny TBH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTInGctjL4s
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Originally Posted by Leslie
The North Koreans seem to be very cut up about his death though. He must have impressed them well enough.

Les
If they're not upset with his death, then it's time for some re-education!
Old 19 December 2011, 11:47 AM
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After reading about all his achievements I reckon we'll be seeing him again around Easter time.
The late 'Dear Leader's' father, Kim il-Sung, is known as the 'Eternal Leader' and in the minds of the wretched North Korean people is invigilating and will continue to invigilate indefinitely (a necrocracy, I suppose). The son was of course born of supernatural means and regularly performed miracles including mustering up food out of thin air. The Father, The Son.......It's as if they took 1984 as a blueprint and had it superimposed with Christology. I imagine the founders coming up with the idea and looking at each other with half a smile asking "do you think we can pull this off?" and deciding that they'd give it a damned good go!
Old 19 December 2011, 11:52 AM
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Wonder how long it will take, for it all to kick off.
Old 19 December 2011, 12:00 PM
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looks like his Korea is over. having said that, Gadaffi, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il all in the one year? maybe team america do exist.
Old 19 December 2011, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
looks like his Korea is over. having said that, Gadaffi, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il all in the one year? maybe team america do exist.
Bet Mugabe is ****ting himself now.
Old 19 December 2011, 12:50 PM
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F*ck yeah!
Old 19 December 2011, 12:55 PM
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He's not so ronery anymore.
Old 19 December 2011, 01:03 PM
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I'm just waiting for South Korea to kick off.
Old 19 December 2011, 01:04 PM
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Kim-Jong dead? I didn't even know he was ill!
Old 19 December 2011, 01:08 PM
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# ...I'M-SO-RONERY!!... #

# Poor... wi'ddle... m'weee... #

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Old 19 December 2011, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Bet Mugabe is ****ting himself now.
Wen Jiabao's right hand man in Africa ? , not a chance
Old 19 December 2011, 04:37 PM
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I bet Arrick Balwin and Matt Damon are gutted!
Old 19 December 2011, 04:46 PM
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"Matt Daa'moooon." lol
Old 19 December 2011, 05:10 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5w691w0jE
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Gets me evely time!
Old 19 December 2011, 05:38 PM
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North Korean leader Kim Jong Il inspects a fishery station in South Hamgyong province. Picture: AFP
So that's why Andy Forrest's progress has been so slow on his latest project. He's been with Kim Jong Il at the fishery, snapping pics



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