I do stupid things like ...
26 November 2011, 01:33 PM
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I do stupid things like ...
Leave little plastic clips around, that get stuck to my hair straighteners, melt and then get stuck in my hair!!!!
So NSR people - what stupid things do you do?
So NSR people - what stupid things do you do?
26 November 2011, 02:10 PM
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Op, did you know your username, Hysteria, was a medical condition in the late 19th century where you would go to the doctors and have a "pelvic massage" basically the doctor would frig you off until you experienced "hysterical paroxysm" orgasm.
Anyone else see American Horror Story
Anyone else see American Horror Story
26 November 2011, 02:13 PM
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Op, did you know your username, Hysteria, was a medical condition in the late 19th century where you would go to the doctors and have a "pelvic massage" basically the doctor would frig you off until you experienced "hysterical paroxysm" orgasm.
Anyone else see American Horror Story
Anyone else see American Horror Story
Mind, knowing my luck, I'd get the 20 stone fat trollop who hadn't bathed in three weeks referred to me.
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26 November 2011, 02:28 PM
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I don't do many stupid things repeatedly TBH. When I occasionally miss the turning on the way to a meeting or so, that's because I am in the deep thoughts about this precarious nature of the worldly world. When I keep awake all night after watching Paranormal Activities 3, I am just avoiding the encounter with the invisible forces in my nightmares. That Bloody Mary scene in PA3 was both frightening and funny at the same time, so was when the girl's hair was pulled in the air by an invisible Toby. Since watching that film, I sleep with my pink and purple fairy lights on, which is quite nice, actually. None of that is stupid in my book. May be to some, so I have enclosed in this post.
Since watching that film, I sleep with my pink and purple fairy lights on, which is quite nice, actually. None of that is stupid in my book. May be to some, so I have enclosed in this post.
26 November 2011, 02:29 PM
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Op, did you know your username, Hysteria, was a medical condition in the late 19th century where you would go to the doctors and have a "pelvic massage" basically the doctor would frig you off until you experienced "hysterical paroxysm" orgasm.
Anyone else see American Horror Story
Anyone else see American Horror Story
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria
26 November 2011, 02:36 PM
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You can always quit, and let the community speak.
Those were the days when "community has spoken" was the phrase of the dark period. Infraction missiles used to detroy the opposition (good or bad), and blind shots would wound anyone; in left, right, or in centre!
I do miss Suresh from that time.
Those were the days when "community has spoken" was the phrase of the dark period. Infraction missiles used to detroy the opposition (good or bad), and blind shots would wound anyone; in left, right, or in centre!
I do miss Suresh from that time.
26 November 2011, 03:32 PM
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Alcazar, you really are a Bastide.
26 November 2011, 04:48 PM
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Alcazar, did you know your username is a Spanish word, from the Arabic word al-qaṣr, meaning the castle, first used circa 1615. Really though, your user name should be Bastide, using one of the first know uses of the French word, meaning palace or castle.
Alcazar, you really are a Bastide.
Alcazar, you really are a Bastide.
Except that my username refers to an LNER Class A1 pacific locomotive, number 60136, named "Alcazar" after a racehorse that won the Derby, named as were many LNER top-link locos.
It was my first "cab" as a little boy and I even got a ride along Doncaster Patform one on it, when it was standing as "standby" in 1960.
Then there was General Alcazar, famed villain come goody in Tintin.
26 November 2011, 04:55 PM
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Not me but the wife does.Worryingly sex themed
Went to hairdressers and asked how much for cut and *******.Had to walk straight out.
Went to bakers and asked if she could see the woman's nice brown babs
Was wandering round a packed sainsburys when kids asked her 'why is it called popcorn' ...'because its **** and it C*cks'
Think she wanted the earth to swallow her up
Nowt stupid from me (apart from putting everything in the fridge for some reason,car keys etc)
Went to hairdressers and asked how much for cut and *******.Had to walk straight out.
Went to bakers and asked if she could see the woman's nice brown babs
Was wandering round a packed sainsburys when kids asked her 'why is it called popcorn' ...'because its **** and it C*cks'
Think she wanted the earth to swallow her up
Nowt stupid from me (apart from putting everything in the fridge for some reason,car keys etc)
27 November 2011, 12:12 AM
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Except that my username refers to an LNER Class A1 pacific locomotive, number 60136, named "Alcazar" after a racehorse that won the Derby, named as were many LNER top-link locos.
It was my first "cab" as a little boy and I even got a ride along Doncaster Patform one on it, when it was standing as "standby" in 1960.
Then there was General Alcazar, famed villain come goody in Tintin.
iirc I come to this forum regards a MAF/*ck knows fault on a Subaru, was a common fault on this **** box I had, allegedly.
Quick register, retarded [taken] flip that...Hi, resident cu*t ********
27 November 2011, 01:25 AM
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I work two jobs, do the big weekly shop, cook most of the meals, often wash up too (used to be a rule where the cook didn't wash-up 
), help with the kids (school run, bedtime routine, nappies etc), provide a nice home, full of nice things, nicely decorated, look after the garden, clean and maintain both cars, treat her to nights out and new clothes and stuff, etc etc etc
I am indeed VERY stupid
), help with the kids (school run, bedtime routine, nappies etc), provide a nice home, full of nice things, nicely decorated, look after the garden, clean and maintain both cars, treat her to nights out and new clothes and stuff, etc etc etcI am indeed VERY stupid
27 November 2011, 01:34 AM
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When you make food, cook never washes
When the **** is it ok for the bloke to cook and clean everything because Jamie Oliver and Gordan Ramsey made it look so easy?
27 November 2011, 01:54 AM
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I work two jobs, do the big weekly shop, cook most of the meals, often wash up too (used to be a rule where the cook didn't wash-up ), help with the kids (school run, bedtime routine, nappies etc), provide a nice home, full of nice things, nicely decorated, look after the garden, clean and maintain both cars, treat her to nights out and new clothes and stuff, etc etc etc
I am indeed VERY stupid
), help with the kids (school run, bedtime routine, nappies etc), provide a nice home, full of nice things, nicely decorated, look after the garden, clean and maintain both cars, treat her to nights out and new clothes and stuff, etc etc etcI am indeed VERY stupid
It's nice that there are decent blokes out there that'll look after their partners (and vice versa) but I don't like people that take advantage of a good nature.
Sorry for being serious.
27 November 2011, 10:02 AM
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I work two jobs, do the big weekly shop, cook most of the meals, often wash up too (used to be a rule where the cook didn't wash-up ), help with the kids (school run, bedtime routine, nappies etc), provide a nice home, full of nice things, nicely decorated, look after the garden, clean and maintain both cars, treat her to nights out and new clothes and stuff, etc etc etc
I am indeed VERY stupid
), help with the kids (school run, bedtime routine, nappies etc), provide a nice home, full of nice things, nicely decorated, look after the garden, clean and maintain both cars, treat her to nights out and new clothes and stuff, etc etc etcI am indeed VERY stupid
27 November 2011, 06:27 PM
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