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Old 26 November 2011, 12:19 PM
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Last night whilst I was in the gym I go to I was quietlt relaxing in the spa pool when some pratt and his mate decided it was a public swim pool and started splashing each other

Now there are various signs around asking patrons to be quiet and respect each other so its not like there fair warning but when the boistrousness involved then splashing me an the missus I took humbridge. I first politely asked the *** to stop the splashing as it was spoiling my kama. He proceeded to call me a racist WTF

At no stage did I call him an indian decented person or other such names, however, he called me a white racist ***.

Thus ensued various care bear stares from him in his preconceived version of intimidation which duly ended with the obligitary tsk through his teeth as the yoof of today continually display, I tsked back but in a comidial way as if to say watever I aint intimidated you spotty ***.

So should I report him for racisim and harrassment or do I deal with him in my usual fashion IGNORE
Old 26 November 2011, 12:29 PM
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You could always try a belt up the bracket!

Its quicker and easier as well as being pretty effective!

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Old 26 November 2011, 12:59 PM
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A belt up the bracket??
Old 26 November 2011, 01:03 PM
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I would let it go this time but if it happens again I would report the facilities management
Old 26 November 2011, 01:05 PM
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Get you **** out and start wanking infront of them they would soon **** off.
Old 26 November 2011, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
Get you **** out and start wanking infront of them they would soon **** off.
Just when i was about to close scoobynet thinking it is full of a bunch of whiney wimps i spotted this brilliant post!
Old 26 November 2011, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
Get you **** out and start wanking infront of them they would soon **** off.

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Old 26 November 2011, 01:32 PM
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La Chambre perchance?
Old 26 November 2011, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
La Chambre perchance?
Funny you mention Le Chambre, I sold some furinture on Ebay and the guy to bought it suggested I pay a visit to his club, Le chambre. I googled it , got quite a surprise. GF refused to go though.
Old 26 November 2011, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
Funny you mention Le Chambre, I sold some furinture on Ebay and the guy to bought it suggested I pay a visit to his club, Le chambre. I googled it , got quite a surprise. GF refused to go though.
The OP's **** out antics would be encouraged.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...ld-933407.html
Old 26 November 2011, 01:47 PM
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Next time,just tell him to **** off or you'll smash his teeth in.
Old 26 November 2011, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
Next time,just tell him to **** off or you'll smash his back doors in.
EFA
Old 26 November 2011, 03:56 PM
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you could have drowned him and said he slipped....
Old 26 November 2011, 04:16 PM
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report him now, before he reports you

sad but true

and then keep an eye on your car lol
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Originally Posted by Jaybird-UK
I would let it go this time but if it happens again I would report the facilities management

Ye but waht happens if he offers to finish me off
Old 26 November 2011, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by scousefly
Ye but waht happens if he offers to finish me off
So he swallows......
Old 26 November 2011, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
The OP's **** out antics would be encouraged.
When did I say i was ever having my **** out in my original post? You have me confused monsieur
And just to clear up its not 'Le Chambre' although its in the quarter of the offenders origin.

In fact that opens up another topic is it just Sheffield that seems to have the most 'knocking shops' in the Indian quarter? Especially considering they apparently hate this sort of activity
Old 26 November 2011, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
So he swallows......
if you want I could get his number for you so you find out 1st hand
Old 26 November 2011, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by scousefly
if you want I could get his number for you so you find out 1st hand
You're the one asking what happens if he offers to finish YOU off and include GULP in the title.
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Originally Posted by scousefly
A belt up the bracket??
Think about that sensitive area!

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Old 27 November 2011, 07:52 PM
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Was gonna say American history X him but you best just make managment aware of what happened. - not report just make aware.
Old 27 November 2011, 07:58 PM
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They started splashing each other?
Old 27 November 2011, 08:14 PM
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Your lucky you didn't get your **** pushed in.
What were you doing in the bath with two grown men??...
Old 27 November 2011, 08:28 PM
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What with parking issues and now splashing in the pool. I'm gald im a fat ******* that's never visited a gym in my life !
Old 27 November 2011, 08:34 PM
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Which gym is it mate?
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Originally Posted by scousefly
Last night whilst I was in the gym I go to I was quietlt relaxing in the spa pool when some pratt and his mate decided it was a public swim pool and started splashing each other

Now there are various signs around asking patrons to be quiet and respect each other so its not like there fair warning but when the boistrousness involved then splashing me an the missus I took humbridge. I first politely asked the *** to stop the splashing as it was spoiling my kama. He proceeded to call me a racist WTF

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So should I report him for racisim and harrassment or do I deal with him in my usual fashion IGNORE

Personally I have no idea why anybody would want to sit in a tub of hot bubbly water with a bunch of scabby strangers. For all you know they never clean their kn8b cheese or have just had a sh2t and not cleaned their ar8se properly. And you're having it all percolated and then splashed in your face, frikking gross man
Old 27 November 2011, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Personally I have no idea why anybody would want to sit in a tub of hot bubbly water with a bunch of scabby strangers. For all you know they never clean their kn8b cheese or have just had a sh2t and not cleaned their ar8se properly. And you're having it all percolated and then splashed in your face, frikking gross man
Old 27 November 2011, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Personally I have no idea why anybody would want to sit in a tub of hot bubbly water with a bunch of scabby strangers. For all you know they never clean their kn8b cheese or have just had a sh2t and not cleaned their ar8se properly. And you're having it all percolated and then splashed in your face, frikking gross man
yes so true, BUT I would have smacked one with the other one
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Same with swimming pools.. The fat, spit, hair and snott are all in the top 6inches.... Enjoy


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