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Old 23 November 2011, 10:13 PM
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Default Which Religion is your favourite?

I have a Roman Catholic mother who is nuts and sleeps with a cross nailed above her bed and sleeps with a bible under the pillow.

I went to C of E schools with chapel in the morning

Suppose I'm rather religious.However,Buddhism for me

Must investigate more but seems to reflect my views and thoughts more than any of the others.

Sure there will be a lot of Jedi Warrior people on here
Old 23 November 2011, 10:19 PM
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Jehovas Witness, followed by the church of the latter day saints.
Old 23 November 2011, 10:31 PM
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This one does it for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNO04...65l5-1.0.2l3l0
Old 23 November 2011, 10:33 PM
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No religion is my favourite.
Old 23 November 2011, 10:50 PM
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Satanism,is that a religion?
Old 23 November 2011, 10:57 PM
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Scientology for me bunch of nut jobs, same could be said for most religions
Old 23 November 2011, 11:10 PM
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I'm all for banning the ******* lot of them TBH...

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Old 23 November 2011, 11:19 PM
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Well it's hard to decide really...

With Catholicism you get to fiddle with the kiddies (and even nuns in some cases).

With Paganism and Satanism you get to sacrifice virgins - shame you don't get to use them first!

With Mormonism you get to have a whole bunch of wives - and some some sects they run pretty young too

As an Anglican you get to to serve crusties at coffee mornings

And with Buddism you don't get to touch women at all

Difficult choices all around...
Old 23 November 2011, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
Well it's hard to decide really...

With Catholicism you get to fiddle with the kiddies (and even nuns in some cases).

With Paganism and Satanism you get to sacrifice virgins - shame you don't get to use them first!

With Mormonism you get to have a whole bunch of wives - and some some sects they run pretty young too

As an Anglican you get to to serve crusties at coffee mornings

And with Buddism you don't get to touch women at all

Difficult choices all around...
and with Islam you get to blow **** up!
Old 23 November 2011, 11:27 PM
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Whats the one where you can drink booze, eat Bacon and ********** with impunity ?

Im that one.
Old 23 November 2011, 11:30 PM
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Hmmm, just been thinking about this and Rastafarian would be a pretty cool religion, nothing better than spending the day stoned to the bone.
Old 23 November 2011, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Whats the one where you can drink booze, eat Bacon and ********** with impunity ?

Im that one.
That's Church of England
Old 24 November 2011, 12:18 AM
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Old 24 November 2011, 12:28 AM
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The brotherhood of nod
Old 24 November 2011, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Ant
Scientology for me bunch of nut jobs, same could be said for most religions
+1 Made up by a Sci-Fi writer, completely bonkers beliefs and lots of high profile celebs brain washed.
Old 24 November 2011, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
and with Islam you get to blow **** up!
Hi five bro!
Old 24 November 2011, 09:16 AM
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http://www.sott.net/articles/show/22...ack-in-his-day


Victims of clerical sex abuse have reacted furiously to Pope Benedict's claim yesterday that paedophilia wasn't considered an "absolute evil" as recently as the 1970s.

In his traditional Christmas address yesterday to cardinals and officials working in Rome, Pope Benedict XVI also claimed that child pornography was increasingly considered "normal" by society.

"In the 1970s, paedophilia was theorised as something fully in conformity with man and even with children," the Pope said.

"It was maintained - even within the realm of Catholic theology - that there is no such thing as evil in itself or good in itself. There is only a 'better than' and a 'worse than'. Nothing is good or bad in itself."


Not sure what society the pope was referring to but i am pretty sure most people find paedophilia evil and one of the worse things imaginable!
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I've been a practicing Jedi since I was 11, roll on May the 4th!
Old 24 November 2011, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by specialx
I've been a practicing Jedi since I was 11, roll on May the 4th!
Where you forced into it or just accepted your destiny?
Old 24 November 2011, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by specialx
I've been a practicing Jedi since I was 11, roll on May the 4th!
Whats happening on May the 4th? Is Yoda making a guest appearance?
Old 24 November 2011, 11:19 AM
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i just live my life by my own morals,

dont need them imposed on me, and esp not by religion

more harm than good, came from any of them.

imo they do have a place for certain people in society - but certainly not or me, all a load of horsesh*t as far as im concerned lol
Old 24 November 2011, 11:22 AM
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It's all a load of bollox. It needs banning. Bunch of nut jobs that needs their heads looking at.
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Religion is the biggest cause of fighting and war's and death since time began so whenever I take over the world I will enforce my own religion upon the whole population and therefore ending all of the fighting and killing and everybody will live in peace and harmony in Windyboy's World

windyboy
Old 24 November 2011, 12:14 PM
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Sun worship, there is no other religion
Old 24 November 2011, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Sun worship, there is no other religion
You're closer to the truth than you realise.
Old 24 November 2011, 02:13 PM
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Of the organised ones Buddhism is probably the the nearest thing to my 'favourite'

BTW Dunk, from memory of my time in Thailand, I'm sure it's only buddhist monks that have to abstain
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Old 24 November 2011, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
You're closer to the truth than you realise.
Shhhhhhh...

First rule of sun club: never talk about sun club.
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Originally Posted by dpb
Sun worship, there is no other religion
Another vote here...

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That's Moon-worship, Trout.


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