Female friend keeps flashing me her boobs
25 September 2011, 10:50 AM
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Female friend keeps flashing me her *****
Went out last night, typical night... into the local, down a few pints have a chat and laugh then off to a disco (or club depending what decade you were born) and bumped into a bloke I know - not a proper mate but know him quite well...
Anyway, pop a couple of slammers and move on to manly Bacardi's and this blokes (I can only assume girlfriend) female friend slips up to me and starts talking a load of bollocks, you know the type.... in a disco, thinks you can fecking hear every word and just prattles on regardless.... I'm nodding along, not listening to a fecking word but thinking "nice ****, hmmm blonde....etc, etc" when all of a sudden she lifts her top up and shows me her bangers! Now I can't remember anything about the conversation or how we got to a banger flash... and then she calmly lowers her top back down and carries on yapping about some ****e.... as the night goes on she does this three more times!! But the strange thing is that she doesn't make an issue of it.... and carries on yapping
Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)
Anyway, pop a couple of slammers and move on to manly Bacardi's and this blokes (I can only assume girlfriend) female friend slips up to me and starts talking a load of bollocks, you know the type.... in a disco, thinks you can fecking hear every word and just prattles on regardless.... I'm nodding along, not listening to a fecking word but thinking "nice ****, hmmm blonde....etc, etc" when all of a sudden she lifts her top up and shows me her bangers! Now I can't remember anything about the conversation or how we got to a banger flash... and then she calmly lowers her top back down and carries on yapping about some ****e.... as the night goes on she does this three more times!! But the strange thing is that she doesn't make an issue of it.... and carries on yapping
Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)
25 September 2011, 11:20 AM
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He fecked off somewhere and left her with me.... her bangers are probably fake, they require no support and her nipples were erect all the time... but her **** weren't rock hard they still felt like proper bangers when she was rubbing them up against my arm...... they were pretty big though and she had a small petite frame.
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He fecked off somewhere and left her with me.... her bangers are probably fake, they require no support and her nipples were erect all the time... but her **** weren't rock hard they still felt like proper bangers when she was rubbing them up against my arm...... they were pretty big though and she had a small petite frame.
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25 September 2011, 11:34 AM
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25 September 2011, 11:40 AM
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I'm waiting for my phone to charge up - I'm sure I've got one of her chebs, not out and swinging but post exposure 
25 September 2011, 11:42 AM
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25 September 2011, 11:42 AM
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He fecked off somewhere and left her with me.... her bangers are probably fake, they require no support and her nipples were erect all the time... but her **** weren't rock hard they still felt like proper bangers when she was rubbing them up against my arm...... they were pretty big though and she had a small petite frame.
May have recently had a boob job and wants show em off,tell her to come on here.
Or something more sinister was being planned,maybe trying to lure you away somewhere..
25 September 2011, 11:47 AM
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when all of a sudden she lifts her top up and shows me her bangers! Now I can't remember anything about the conversation or how we got to a banger flash..
Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)
Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)
I guess it was an invitation for a threesome and she was giving a demo of the merchandise!
25 September 2011, 11:55 AM
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Me and a mate used to know a couple of ladies that, inspired by "Basic Instict" used to like to flash their fannies given half a chance, but then, it was the North East, probably just wanted a bag of chips
25 September 2011, 12:01 PM
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Its a disco and I'm drunk while trying to grab a pic of her bangers.... this is just after they were popped back in
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So we've established:
a) said "bangers" exist
b) they're probably fake
c) she may be a loon
d) she talks a lot
So do I or don't I ..... (and if I do I do it at her gaff)
So we've established:
a) said "bangers" exist
b) they're probably fake
c) she may be a loon
d) she talks a lot
So do I or don't I
..... (and if I do I do it at her gaff)