Hysteria1983

I was distraught beyond comprehension to be bombarded by this information.

To set the scene... I had been to not one, but TWO childrens partys, neither of which had catered for the adults, leaving myself and Mr P to practically die of starvation, yes ... DIE!
So I decide a KFC on route will do the trick.

I order the childrens meals, a banquet thing for Mr P, then I ask for my usually crispy strips, only to be told...

Woman with hair net - 'we don't DO them anymore'.

Me (thinking I didn't hear properly) - 'pardon?'

Woman in hair net - 'we don't DO them anymore'.

Me - 'I didn't hear you properly, you don't DO them anymore?'

Woman in hair net - 'No'

Me - 'well I don't want anything thank you.

Mr P - 'WHAT???'

Me - 'No'

Woman in hair net - 'you want me to cancel it all?'

Me - 'yes please'

So we drive off, and as you can imagine I was quite distressed, and cannot imagine ever going back!!!

DCI Gene Hunt

Me - WTF are you posting this **** for

Hysteria1983

Because I'm ****ing bored out of my ****ing nut!

DCI Gene Hunt

Me - I'm off out... grab your coat and come along

Hysteria1983

Have you got your dancing shoes on?

RobsyUK

iTrader: (2)

I knew a girl with a KFC bucket.. It was finger licking good lol

DCI Gene Hunt

Yep, I've my crocodile shoes on.... you staying in then?

mamoon2

Mini fillets they are called and still available i'm sure of it

FlightMan

Rewind!!!

KFC no longer do Crispy Strips? Really.

If true this is the last ****ing straw as far as I'm concerned. Global economic crisis. £1.35 per litre petrol. Small fry compared to this.

Bollocks!

DCI Gene Hunt

Me - gutted

Hysteria1983

I think I will stay put, and get a few more beers down me

mamoon2

What have Women and KFC got in common?

When you've finished with the Breast and Legs, all your left with is a greasy bucket to put your bone in

DCI Gene Hunt

Me - See ya then..... (mutters something about you being really boring)

The Dogs B******s

+1

Hysteria1983

No Sir! Mini fillets are NOT the same thing. Tut tut.

dpb

Soon as we get rid yank interferance the better

Hysteria1983

I can still party like the young ones! It just takes me a little longer to get over it!

scoobyvirgin

I hear you, Birthday beers yesterday and I'm only just feeling ok. Thinking of cracking a can open now

Tidgy

wtf is that all about? they replaced them with anything?

Jaybird-UK

I think you were lied to!

http://kfc.co.uk/our-food/meals/crispy-strips-meal

Hysteria1983

Well, I'm shocked! I think the lady with hair net is taking the pi$$!

chocolate_o_brian

iTrader: (22)

21 comments in and I'm suprised NOT ONE of the patented NSR "holier than thou - full of self importance" brigade haven't turned up, bollocked you for eating such drivel (naturally EVERYONE in here should shop at Waitrose and eat at the finest restaurants) and thrown some personal insults in for good measure.

NSR faithful, I am disappointed...

Ant

They'll all be at the ritz looking down on everybody else.

scoobyverysoon

iTrader: (1)

lol

Lisawrx

iTrader: (1)

It might be they were discontinued in that store. Why not write in and complain. Might make no difference to them selling them again, but sometimes it's nice to have a good rant.

stevebt

iTrader: (8)

They don't do them any more

tony de wonderful

You get a lot of ***** working in retail. They try and be as passive aggressive/obstructionist as possible behind the counter.

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

this is one of those wtf threads.

Dedrater

Fu*k off Hys you fu*king horrible bitch you make me sick you peasant, KFC is gash, they don't even do vouchers.

Burgerking do.

JDM_Stig

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She is the new Snazy lol