Hospitals = urgh
#1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Zed Ess Won Hay Tee
Posts: 21,611
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Hospitals = urgh
It is very rare i have to visit the hospital, in fact i think the last time was as a child when i had something in my eye, so most of this may have missed me in the past, but i observed a few things yesterday.
1. I hate the places, 45 min waiting time turned into 3.5 hours for some reason.
2. Its full of people i don't want to be anywhere near.
3. its full of people who try to show off how bad various injuries are in the waiting room.
4. Its full to the brim of massively obese people who cant breath for **** and keep falling down, for no other reason than they are obese.
5. Its full of people who like to brag how strong the medication is.
6. Its full of people who bring the entire family to A&E including all crying kids, just to support daddies cut finger.
7. Its full of ********* playing with mobile phones.
8. Its full of ********* who never use the hand gel, even though your told to use it.
9. Its full of crying kids = aaarrrghhhh.
10. Car parking charges are still a rip off when you don't know how long your onsite.
"ohh i have morphine tablets me for the pain!" said one bloke who looked about 30 stone, he sat down on the bench and nearly fired this small child off the other end, this would have been a bonus as the little **** was crying and winding me up i`m pretty sure the child lifted off the bench as i was sitting trying to blok out all these disgusting people from my mind, i kind of got dragged into the conversation anyway, so i asked him what was wrong?
"dislocated shoulder, the pain is immense, i need morphine" "how did you do it?" i asked....
"i need walking sticks to walk, and i fell over, ohh i have had cat scans and everything" (see point above on bragging) ffs! "what's up with you youngun? he asked "same, dislocated shoulder, fell of a bike at speed, ive only had some co-codomol" this shut the bloke up a treat
The only other normal ish person in that waiting room was a bloke who had chopped half his finger off at work.
Some other snippets of waiting room banter
"Ohh i have been in all the local hospitals, the hexham one is decent" - I DONT CARE!!!!
"As long as it does not affect my drinking im ok" - WTF ?
"They are all proper dipstick doctors in here, they dont know what they are doing" - THEN **** OFF AND LET MY WAITING TIME DROP A LITTLE BIT.
Its enough of a deterrent to stop normal folk even going to hospital
1. I hate the places, 45 min waiting time turned into 3.5 hours for some reason.
2. Its full of people i don't want to be anywhere near.
3. its full of people who try to show off how bad various injuries are in the waiting room.
4. Its full to the brim of massively obese people who cant breath for **** and keep falling down, for no other reason than they are obese.
5. Its full of people who like to brag how strong the medication is.
6. Its full of people who bring the entire family to A&E including all crying kids, just to support daddies cut finger.
7. Its full of ********* playing with mobile phones.
8. Its full of ********* who never use the hand gel, even though your told to use it.
9. Its full of crying kids = aaarrrghhhh.
10. Car parking charges are still a rip off when you don't know how long your onsite.
"ohh i have morphine tablets me for the pain!" said one bloke who looked about 30 stone, he sat down on the bench and nearly fired this small child off the other end, this would have been a bonus as the little **** was crying and winding me up i`m pretty sure the child lifted off the bench as i was sitting trying to blok out all these disgusting people from my mind, i kind of got dragged into the conversation anyway, so i asked him what was wrong?
"dislocated shoulder, the pain is immense, i need morphine" "how did you do it?" i asked....
"i need walking sticks to walk, and i fell over, ohh i have had cat scans and everything" (see point above on bragging) ffs! "what's up with you youngun? he asked "same, dislocated shoulder, fell of a bike at speed, ive only had some co-codomol" this shut the bloke up a treat
The only other normal ish person in that waiting room was a bloke who had chopped half his finger off at work.
Some other snippets of waiting room banter
"Ohh i have been in all the local hospitals, the hexham one is decent" - I DONT CARE!!!!
"As long as it does not affect my drinking im ok" - WTF ?
"They are all proper dipstick doctors in here, they dont know what they are doing" - THEN **** OFF AND LET MY WAITING TIME DROP A LITTLE BIT.
Its enough of a deterrent to stop normal folk even going to hospital
#7
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Disco, Disco!
Posts: 21,825
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
echo Mickeys comments about A&E!
Trending Topics
#11
#13
I use a different technique to bypass A&E.
If you have a minor injuries unit near you then go there.. usually faaar less busy, and therefore far shorter waiting time/less obese/fallen over/screaming/bragging (etc etc) people, plus, if they feel that your injury needs treating in A&E they'll send you there in an ambulance so you get straight in with none of the waiting. If not, they'll treat you and send you home.
If you have a minor injuries unit near you then go there.. usually faaar less busy, and therefore far shorter waiting time/less obese/fallen over/screaming/bragging (etc etc) people, plus, if they feel that your injury needs treating in A&E they'll send you there in an ambulance so you get straight in with none of the waiting. If not, they'll treat you and send you home.
#14
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Zed Ess Won Hay Tee
Posts: 21,611
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I use a different technique to bypass A&E.
If you have a minor injuries unit near you then go there.. usually faaar less busy, and therefore far shorter waiting time/less obese/fallen over/screaming/bragging (etc etc) people, plus, if they feel that your injury needs treating in A&E they'll send you there in an ambulance so you get straight in with none of the waiting. If not, they'll treat you and send you home.
If you have a minor injuries unit near you then go there.. usually faaar less busy, and therefore far shorter waiting time/less obese/fallen over/screaming/bragging (etc etc) people, plus, if they feel that your injury needs treating in A&E they'll send you there in an ambulance so you get straight in with none of the waiting. If not, they'll treat you and send you home.
Urrrghhh.
#15
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Risca, South Wales
Posts: 155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
God bless the NHS then! To be fair, I have a lot to thank the NHS for, as the staff on the Special Care Baby Unit saved my daughters life when she was born the best part of 3 months early, and twice more when she was in. For the most part though, our experience of hospitals has been not great. My wife has been and out for a few things over the last few years, and each time we've been kept waiting/fobbed off/messed about etc. I thank god I'm reasonably fit and strong, and don't have to utilise the NHS very often.
#16
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Zed Ess Won Hay Tee
Posts: 21,611
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Not sure tbh, but seriously, i am not a waif figure by a loooong shot, but apart from Mr Chopped thumb, i was the thinnest creature in that waiting area, bar the screaming kids, and one single woman shaped object that looked anorexic, Mr Chopped thumb commented that he did not know you could buy jeans that thin and she needed some cake
#17
My A&E makes you wait until your called into the minor or major section, and i`m pretty sure that i was in the waiting area closest to the minor section, because if it was major i am assuming i would have been rushed straight in, so i assume all these people were classes as minor, even the bloke with the chopped thumb who had blood all over, was rushed straight in, quickly patched up, then sent back out to sit with the minor folk, while his patchup bandage still oozed blood next to me.
Urrrghhh.
Urrrghhh.
#19
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Zed Ess Won Hay Tee
Posts: 21,611
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
#20
the 2 minor injuries units near me are totally separate from hospitals.
they're basically separate buildings on their own - one in the middle of a fairly rough estate, and the other in a quiet suburban road.
if they were at the hospital i wouldn't have needed an ambulance to take me there when i tore all the ligaments off the outside of my right foot!
they're basically separate buildings on their own - one in the middle of a fairly rough estate, and the other in a quiet suburban road.
if they were at the hospital i wouldn't have needed an ambulance to take me there when i tore all the ligaments off the outside of my right foot!
#21
the 2 minor injuries units near me are totally separate from hospitals.
they're basically separate buildings on their own - one in the middle of a fairly rough estate, and the other in a quiet suburban road.
if they were at the hospital i wouldn't have needed an ambulance to take me there when i tore all the ligaments off the outside of my right foot!
they're basically separate buildings on their own - one in the middle of a fairly rough estate, and the other in a quiet suburban road.
if they were at the hospital i wouldn't have needed an ambulance to take me there when i tore all the ligaments off the outside of my right foot!
Luckily ?? For me my last a+e experience I was in resusc alone off my **** on morphine ... Although the two nights I spent on wards were annoying as hell ... People moaning and screaming and wandering around. Doesnt make for a restful stay!
#22
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Cardiff. Wales
Posts: 11,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
i think you need to explain yourself on this one
#23
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Cardiff. Wales
Posts: 11,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Well I've just got in from having a barium x-ray. Got seen 5 mins early and the nurses etc were great, as they need to be, as it's something you really don't want to have done.
Was going OK til they decided to up the pressure and expand my intestines until it felt like they were gpoing to burst. Spent an hour walking around after the procedure trying to dislodge the air in so much discomfort it's untrue. Still feel full of air now, Ireckom if you stuck a pin in me I'd fly around the room like a balloon would.
Results in 2 weeks so fingers crossed for me
Chip
Was going OK til they decided to up the pressure and expand my intestines until it felt like they were gpoing to burst. Spent an hour walking around after the procedure trying to dislodge the air in so much discomfort it's untrue. Still feel full of air now, Ireckom if you stuck a pin in me I'd fly around the room like a balloon would.
Results in 2 weeks so fingers crossed for me
Chip
#24
Scooby Regular
Growing up, hospitals always smelled of disinfectant or other cleaning stuff. Now they usually smell of food and are pretty shockingly dirty. Why is this? Supposedly the Tories never take care of the NHS, so why is it that after 13 years of Labour they're this way? The problem can't just be financial then.
From what people have told me, the cleaning (as far as wards are concerned at least) used to be the responsibility of the matron, or at least she made it her responsibility. Now it's the responsibility of a minimum wage immigrant worker who almost certainly doesn't give a sh*t what happens as a result of their poor standards. So now we've got a dirty NHS - relatively speaking - and it's still costing us as much if not more. How do you explain that one!?
From what people have told me, the cleaning (as far as wards are concerned at least) used to be the responsibility of the matron, or at least she made it her responsibility. Now it's the responsibility of a minimum wage immigrant worker who almost certainly doesn't give a sh*t what happens as a result of their poor standards. So now we've got a dirty NHS - relatively speaking - and it's still costing us as much if not more. How do you explain that one!?
#25
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Cardiff. Wales
Posts: 11,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
From what people have told me, the cleaning (as far as wards are concerned at least) used to be the responsibility of the matron, or at least she made it her responsibility. Now it's the responsibility of a minimum wage immigrant worker who almost certainly doesn't give a sh*t what happens as a result of their poor standards. So now we've got a dirty NHS - relatively speaking - and it's still costing us as much if not more. How do you explain that one!?
New Labour!
#29
Scooby Regular
I often find A&E departments have the most miserable looking nurses who shuffle about in crocks with the grace of an ocean going oil tanker and woe betide you if you even dare speak to them without being spoken to first.
I actually fear being ill where I live. A&E waiting is always about 4 hours. I have to be properly dying before I'll even bother going up there.
The wifes folks on the other hand should have f*ckin season tickets to NHS UK and most of the hospitals in the EU. They are off to the local at the drop of a hat.
I actually fear being ill where I live. A&E waiting is always about 4 hours. I have to be properly dying before I'll even bother going up there.
The wifes folks on the other hand should have f*ckin season tickets to NHS UK and most of the hospitals in the EU. They are off to the local at the drop of a hat.