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Old 13 July 2011, 04:28 PM
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Default Alert to all blokes - if your dinner tastes 'funny' tonight, it's too late! :cry:

Don't say I didn't warn you!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133

Seriously though, how fecked up does someone have to be to do that to someone?
Old 13 July 2011, 04:31 PM
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Well, at least he didn't do it to himself ..

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/46391-ma...zza-restaurant
Old 13 July 2011, 04:44 PM
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I know of someone who cut off thier foreskin with a pair of snips.

Some kind of bet from what I was told by those who were there. Of course it didn't look too bad apparently when he had it in his hand - like a slice or papercut. It was only when he let go and it all stretched and started to bleed - pretty much to death.

Had to have it stitched back together. Don't believe it to be BS.
Old 13 July 2011, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Well, at least he didn't do it to himself ..

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/46391-ma...zza-restaurant
Going to a zizis is a kind of self harm, I imagine if I eveer ate at one again it would disturb me so much that cuttng off my **** was a real possibility.
Old 13 July 2011, 04:59 PM
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Takes all sorts!

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Old 13 July 2011, 05:17 PM
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Ouch.
Old 13 July 2011, 06:23 PM
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Old 13 July 2011, 06:34 PM
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How do you even go on after that?
Old 13 July 2011, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by CREWJ


How do you even go on after that?
baby elephant's trunk apparently...
Old 14 July 2011, 12:14 PM
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I would get my own back by welding her fanny up !
Old 14 July 2011, 12:33 PM
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That's a bit harsh J4CKO!!
Old 14 July 2011, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
That's a bit harsh J4CKO!!
Ok, Solder it then.

Its not like lopping your **** off is exactly not harsh is it !
Old 14 July 2011, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Gear Head
Don't say I didn't warn you!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133

Seriously though, how fecked up does someone have to be to do that to someone?


I Love this quote

"Ms Becker was arrested on suspicion of aggravated mayhem"


What a cool charge!
Old 14 July 2011, 04:20 PM
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Into the grinder as well. Jeeeeze, she must have really hated him to deny him any hope of re-attachment.
Old 14 July 2011, 05:21 PM
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Dicking about i presume , harsh punishment tho
Old 14 July 2011, 05:31 PM
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what a pri.k
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He'll never take a **** standing up again.
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