ScooByer Trade

Someone please help.Please no slappers. www.scoobynetdating.com it is now just become .Sorry we have taken over the site now, back off ( just kiddin ).


SB.T

ditchmyster

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If you have to ask the question, theres your answer..

RobsyUK

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My wife wont let me have a girlfriend...

chocolate_o_brian

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Because your trying. For sone people it happens when you're not thinking about it rather than just trying to pull all the time.

hodgy0_2

sort of the Jedi way - "use the force" approach

obviously not in a physical way, as that is both wrong and illegal

BOB.T

...unless you're a pikey

Carlh

Join a free dating site like plentyoffish, put up some pics of you smiling (not posing), put a HONEST profile (if you're out for fun, put it). Once you are happy with YOURSELF, you'll have offers coming in and dont set your standards too high - if you're not a "pretty boy", dont expect models to ask you. Go out with the uglies and fatties first, get your ego up

Coffin Dodger

Judging by most of your posts on here I'd say it's because you're mentally ill

ScooByer Trade

Most likely CD.

JTaylor

Oh, CD.

ditchmyster

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No, No, No.

Confidence is the key, the feminine subconcious (spelling) is set to want an Alfa male, not some whimpering little puppy dog.

Act as though it's a foregone conclusion and it will be so.

Border on arrogance, emphasise the border.

compliment, ask questions as every woman likes to think your interested in her opinions. LISTEN. smile, don't talk to the tities, but let her catch you checking her out THEN WALK AWAY, maintain ocaisional eye contact and wait for her to come to you....

Let her know your intentions from the beginning as you need specialist ninja training to get back from friendship status, and i don't have time to tell you how to do that.

It's not going to work every time as you need to learn how and most importantly WHO to play.
As you need to start with the ones that are interested in you before you can graduate to the ones that at first are not.

As that is a whole different level to actually be able to charm the knickers off a woman..

P.s Don't ***** the whole room pick a target, but let her know she is not your only option by spending time with others. be charming and make them laugh. but don't be smutty but the odd sexual inuendo is ok as it clarifies your intentions and makes them think of you in a sexual way.
It's a fine ballancing act and it takes time to master the art of women..

EddScott

This. Always used to find if I started out the night thinking I need a bird, I'd have nothing. If I didn't think about it or complained that I couldn't be bothered but went anyway, I'd score.

Not that this was a weekly event but it always seemed to be.

Personally GFs are over rated. I'd probably prefer spending a few bob on a ***** every now and again. None of the drawbacks of a GF and probably cheaper.

And no, they aren't all crack addicted disease bags.

L.J.F

iTrader: (31)

Get ya **** over to Thailand mate, that is where all the munters go to get laid




We all pay for it one way or another

53

iTrader: (41)

Zinc deficiency or...Old, fat, ugly, poor, drives a new age, take your pic

Aim low to avoid disappointment

Jamz3k

Go after women who are already in relationships, far easier than single women as they are already at breaking point and any act of kindness will make you seem like a knight in shining armour. Once you've got your foot in the door then you can go back to being an ******* like the rest of us.

ScooByer Trade

I am a novice here fellas, so i might get hit with a baseball bat or something lol.

ditchmyster

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Scumbag!


































But i hear you

urban

iTrader: (1)

However - EFA

Rob_Impreza99

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Can't you buy one on ebay, you can get most other things on there.

Don't let them send her by royal mail tho, she will go missing in the post.

ScoobySteve69

iTrader: (13)

Is that an Alfa Romeo male or an Alpha male

Jamz3k

There is also a saying that it's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask for permission. Just don't take it too literally and end up in jail.

ScooByer Trade

I know what you are saying Jamz.

JTaylor

CREWJ

ditchmyster

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oops, i was going with the flow, as the force was with me and i was not about to let details like spelling get in the way of the words of the wise one

joz8968

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ditchmyster

iTrader: (7)

There is also the other option, go for the fat,ugly,bushpig swampdonkey cross thats falling over drunk, and use the famous line.

Fancy a fvck luv.

works for the jordies..



p.s take a carrot and a sick bag

urban

iTrader: (1)

We'll the carrot might not be big enough.
She's likely to say, HOI FFS - get the finger out and get the dick in!

ditchmyster

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Fat girls have tight pussies thats why they are always with skinny little blokes.

Not that i'd know anything about fatties

It's the skinny little girls that have the bucket pussies

mart360

Learn to swim young man, learn to swim


Mart