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Old 23 May 2011, 03:01 PM
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would she be marrying Paddy if he were a decorator from Nottingham?
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Old 23 May 2011, 03:05 PM
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Her upper body is fooking long, very long
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Old 23 May 2011, 03:07 PM
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Her upper body is fooking long, very long
Yeah, but with an **** like that, she could be a fooking Dolphin for all I care.
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Old 23 May 2011, 03:10 PM
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Yeah, but with an **** like that, she could be a fooking Dolphin for all I care.
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Old 23 May 2011, 03:10 PM
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Not quite sure what 'normal' is. But there is nothing wrong with it.
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Old 23 May 2011, 03:19 PM
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there's something aboutthe *****, i can't quite put my finger on it.
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Old 23 May 2011, 03:21 PM
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She's wearing a push up swimsuit
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Old 23 May 2011, 03:23 PM
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Noticed her yesterday, how could you miss, body looks fine, it's the bikini that's a bit odd like a wonder bra bikini top

I did think to myself Paddy has done well for himself, the lucky **** !!!
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Old 23 May 2011, 03:32 PM
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He must have a MASSIVE *******.

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Who is she and sho is this Paddy?
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Old 23 May 2011, 03:57 PM
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too many diddy ***** if you ask me. **** in a shocking state of derepair. i would have to go over them myself just to make sure they were ok mind you
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He is punching above his weight in the looks department, but he's probably got enough personality for both of them.
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I used to think I was skinny, but I do at least eat something. Other than toilet paper that is.

Yes, I know... Miaaawwww
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Who is she and sho is this Paddy?
She is Christine Martin and is currently "owned by" Paddy McGuinness
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she'd get wood....
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She is Christine Martin and is currently "owned by" Paddy McGuinness
I wouldn't kick it out of bed for farting!!!
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I wouldn't kick it out of bed for farting!!!
Nope - neither would I.

I'd be in that, right up to the 3rd rib
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Originally Posted by urban
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I'd be in that, right up to the 3rd rib
that response is one Chopper would be proud of
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Old 23 May 2011, 05:20 PM
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***** should not... and I say NOT have a 5" gap between them.. it looks weird!









and would Salvica have looked twice at Bernie if he was a road sweeper?
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Old 23 May 2011, 05:25 PM
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I hear what you say but if they were clamped around little Salsa-king you wouldn't be complaining
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Old 23 May 2011, 05:27 PM
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my head would have to go in there just to try it out
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Old 23 May 2011, 05:39 PM
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looks alright to me, now I know who she is I'll investigate further at home and let you's know tomorrow, if I can get rid of the cramp that is

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Old 23 May 2011, 06:44 PM
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I was going to say, would be a **** tit ****!!




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Old 23 May 2011, 06:52 PM
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I was going to say, would be a **** tit ****!!




Unless your todger is at least 6' WIDE.
Then it may just touch the sides.
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Old 23 May 2011, 06:53 PM
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looks alright to me, now I know who she is I'll investigate further at home and let you's know tomorrow, if I can get rid of the cramp that is

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She is far too skinny - what example is she giving to young girls?

Her bra bit is far too big for her & she needs to pull it up. She probably has an **** hole like a clowns pocket and for this Im out...


Just showed the wife... n she noticed her neck is a different colour?
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Old 23 May 2011, 07:22 PM
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She is far too skinny - what example is she giving to young girls?
Look like this and you'll spend time in company with multi millionaires?

If that's not enough for you to reach for the Ipecac I don't know what is....
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Anyone watch Paddy bomb with his botox 'joke' at the telly BAFTAs last night? It was right watch-through-fingers stuff.
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Old 23 May 2011, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
Just showed the wife... n she noticed her neck is a different colour?
And what does Miss Marple deduce from this??


A tracheal shave perhaps?
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