Got any plans for tomorrow?
20 May 2011, 03:51 PM
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I'm going looting. Oh and if any of you Christians want your pets looking after I can arrange that for a small fee.
Bugger, I'll be on a plane when he arrives, hope the good Christians don't mess up the plane as they leave for heaven.
Bugger, I'll be on a plane when he arrives, hope the good Christians don't mess up the plane as they leave for heaven.
20 May 2011, 04:17 PM
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I love the quote from the chap who is offering a post rapture pet sitting service!
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An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.
He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."
He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."
20 May 2011, 05:53 PM
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I wonder if you asked any of these idiots for their house,possessions & wealth, because they won't be needing any of it come Sunday,what their answer would be?
20 May 2011, 06:43 PM
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"He says biblical texts indicate that a giant earthquake on Saturday will mark the start of the world's destruction, and that by 21 October all non-believers will be dead."
Leaves me but a few hours, best get wasted then! 
Cheers!
If i wake up with a bangin hang-over...
Leaves me but a few hours, best get wasted then! Cheers!If i wake up with a bangin hang-over...
20 May 2011, 07:04 PM
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An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.
He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."
This is brilliant!!
He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."
This is brilliant!!
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20 May 2011, 07:07 PM
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21 May 2011, 11:28 AM
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I have not been raptured either!
Mr Camping told the world this was going to happen before-some years ago I think.
Anyway the Mayans have predicted that the world will end in 2012!
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Mr Camping told the world this was going to happen before-some years ago I think.
Anyway the Mayans have predicted that the world will end in 2012!
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21 May 2011, 12:13 PM
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6pm i think isnt it but dont think he mentioned greenwich mean time
Wish it would hurry up she wanting to go clothes shopping would save me a few quid if it happens now
Wish it would hurry up she wanting to go clothes shopping would save me a few quid if it happens now
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Some believers expressed bewilderment or said it was a test from God of their faith, after the day passed without event.
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Apparently Mr Camping now says that he got the wrong date and now says he should have predicted Oct 21 2011.
We are not out of the woods yet then, maybe he will be third time lucky!
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We are not out of the woods yet then, maybe he will be third time lucky!
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