Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

Clarkson having a play away from home

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 05 April 2011, 04:06 PM
  #1  
alloy
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
alloy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Shell petrol station
Posts: 4,495
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default Clarkson having a play away from home

There's life in the old boy yet!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-23035232/
Old 05 April 2011, 04:10 PM
  #2  
dpb
Scooby Regular
 
dpb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: riding the crest of a wave ...
Posts: 46,493
Likes: 0
Received 13 Likes on 12 Posts
Default

He probably paid them to produce a story !
Old 05 April 2011, 04:14 PM
  #3  
ScoobyWon't
Scooby Regular
 
ScoobyWon't's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pot Belly HQ
Posts: 16,694
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

As it says in the article "Brand Clarkson"; makes me wonder how long until his next dvd/book is due to be released?
Old 05 April 2011, 04:14 PM
  #4  
Hysteria1983
Scooby Regular
 
Hysteria1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wolverhampton!!!
Posts: 5,241
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I'm suprised his Mrs sleeps with him never mind someone else!

Maybe she wants a name for herself? And is using someone famous to do so? Not really the best to pick is he?!
Old 05 April 2011, 04:16 PM
  #5  
alloy
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
alloy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Shell petrol station
Posts: 4,495
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

SN you cynics, quelle suprise!!!
Old 05 April 2011, 04:22 PM
  #6  
Hysteria1983
Scooby Regular
 
Hysteria1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wolverhampton!!!
Posts: 5,241
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Here he is, the horny beast!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nqnZJRUl4z...+adverts+3.jpg
Old 05 April 2011, 04:51 PM
  #7  
Gear Head
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
Gear Head's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Somewhere in Kent, sniffing some V-Power
Posts: 15,029
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I think somebody at the Mirror doesn't like JC very much.
Probably because he writes a column in the Sun!
Old 05 April 2011, 05:20 PM
  #8  
The Zohan
Scooby Regular
 
The Zohan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Disco, Disco!
Posts: 21,825
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
I'm suprised his Mrs sleeps with him never mind someone else!

Maybe she wants a name for herself? And is using someone famous to do so? Not really the best to pick is he?!
A-list multi-millionaire who fronts one of the best motoring/entertainment shows - hardly a catch now is he

Daily fail are hardly fans of his, i bet he is laughing all the way to the bank
Old 05 April 2011, 05:21 PM
  #9  
skoobidude
Scooby Regular
 
skoobidude's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,623
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Oooo I missed him by one day as I was in Oslo on March 22nd.
Old 05 April 2011, 05:31 PM
  #10  
Coffin Dodger
Scooby Regular
 
Coffin Dodger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Bring back infractions!
Posts: 4,554
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

If he were having an affair (maybe, maybe not?) then it's pretty obvious his missus is going to find out if you conduct it in the public eye. To me that story could just as well apply to two people who are really good friends. Unless they have photos of them doing something a bit more sexual (e.g. passionate kissing) then it's hard to believe.
Old 05 April 2011, 05:39 PM
  #11  
SpecDscooby
Scooby Regular
 
SpecDscooby's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: 07 Spec D, in progress
Posts: 931
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Maybe his wife and him have been seperated for years, and stayed together for the business life and their kids??....who know what goes on behind closed doors....bottom line....It is no one else's business but their own....
Old 05 April 2011, 05:45 PM
  #12  
Jaybird-UK
Scooby Regular
 
Jaybird-UK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 3,447
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Here is the link of her unscrambled

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-23036239/


Last edited by Jaybird-UK; 05 April 2011 at 05:47 PM.
Old 05 April 2011, 05:57 PM
  #13  
Chip
Scooby Regular
 
Chip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Cardiff. Wales
Posts: 11,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

"Tut Tut" Alloy, spreading malicious gossip.

Chip
Old 05 April 2011, 06:01 PM
  #14  
Hysteria1983
Scooby Regular
 
Hysteria1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wolverhampton!!!
Posts: 5,241
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by The Zohan
A-list multi-millionaire who fronts one of the best motoring/entertainment shows - hardly a catch now is he
No!
Old 05 April 2011, 06:01 PM
  #15  
R1CH D
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (8)
 
R1CH D's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Neath,wales
Posts: 2,234
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

She looks better than his wife.
Old 05 April 2011, 06:03 PM
  #16  
tony de wonderful
Scooby Regular
 
tony de wonderful's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 10,329
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
I'm suprised his Mrs sleeps with him never mind someone else!

Maybe she wants a name for herself? And is using someone famous to do so? Not really the best to pick is he?!
He's quite rich though and I'm sure that wets some womens panties.
Old 05 April 2011, 06:05 PM
  #17  
Hysteria1983
Scooby Regular
 
Hysteria1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wolverhampton!!!
Posts: 5,241
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
He's quite rich though and I'm sure that wets some womens panties.
Ha Ha, I don't think so, but its lovely how simple your mind works.

I suppose some women, who don't have two £'s or two brain cells to rub together woukd get very excited.
Old 05 April 2011, 06:05 PM
  #18  
tony de wonderful
Scooby Regular
 
tony de wonderful's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 10,329
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by The Zohan
A-list multi-millionaire who fronts one of the best motoring/entertainment shows - hardly a catch now is he

Daily fail are hardly fans of his, i bet he is laughing all the way to the bank
He's not A-list. A-list means like invited to the Oscars etc and the latest Scorsesse film.
Old 05 April 2011, 06:14 PM
  #19  
GlesgaKiss
Scooby Regular
 
GlesgaKiss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Scotland
Posts: 6,284
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Ha Ha, I don't think so, but its lovely how simple your mind works.

I suppose some women, who don't have two £'s or two brain cells to rub together woukd get very excited.
It's not necessarily the money that would wet their panties, so to speak, but the confidence that someone in a good situation with some money would have.

Also, remember that we only see Clarkson's tv persona... you might find yourself weak at the knees by his private one, you never know.

Or is that out of proportion body too repulsive even for his personality to count?
Old 05 April 2011, 06:17 PM
  #20  
alloy
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
alloy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Shell petrol station
Posts: 4,495
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Chip
"Tut Tut" Alloy, spreading malicious gossip.

Chip
I guess you could say I've got chip on my shoulder

Well helps pass a slow day at least
Old 05 April 2011, 06:21 PM
  #21  
Hysteria1983
Scooby Regular
 
Hysteria1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wolverhampton!!!
Posts: 5,241
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
It's not necessarily the money that would wet their panties, so to speak, but the confidence that someone in a good situation with some money would have.

Also, remember that we only see Clarkson's tv persona... you might find yourself weak at the knees by his private one, you never know.

Or is that out of proportion body too repulsive even for his personality to count?
On or off screen, he still wouldn't 'do it for me'.

Perhaps its because he is a little older than I would go for.
Thirteen years has been the max age gap for me in the past, but Jezza is a little more than that.
Old 05 April 2011, 06:46 PM
  #22  
oldsplice
Scooby Regular
 
oldsplice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 10,765
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I thought his wife's name was Francie.
Old 05 April 2011, 06:52 PM
  #23  
Chip
Scooby Regular
 
Chip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Cardiff. Wales
Posts: 11,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by alloy
I guess you could say I've got chip on my shoulder

Well helps pass a slow day at least
Sure does

Did you take up that tip I gave you a few weeks ago?

Chip
Old 05 April 2011, 07:09 PM
  #24  
BOB.T
Scooby Senior
 
BOB.T's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Radiator Springs
Posts: 14,810
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

That's 100% photoshopped
Old 05 April 2011, 07:19 PM
  #25  
alloy
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
alloy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Shell petrol station
Posts: 4,495
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Chip
Sure does

Did you take up that tip I gave you a few weeks ago?

Chip
You're going to have to refresh my memory mate....
Old 05 April 2011, 07:40 PM
  #26  
Chip
Scooby Regular
 
Chip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Cardiff. Wales
Posts: 11,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by alloy
You're going to have to refresh my memory mate....
PM sent
Old 05 April 2011, 07:50 PM
  #27  
J4CKO
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
J4CKO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 19,384
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
I'm suprised his Mrs sleeps with him never mind someone else!

Maybe she wants a name for herself? And is using someone famous to do so? Not really the best to pick is he?!
Hey you, what's wrong with ageing, slightly podgy, tall, badly dressed blokes with daft curly hair !

Anyway, he wouldn't have had sex with her, he hands over to his tame racing driver.....
Old 05 April 2011, 07:57 PM
  #28  
dpb
Scooby Regular
 
dpb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: riding the crest of a wave ...
Posts: 46,493
Likes: 0
Received 13 Likes on 12 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Jaybird-UK
Here is the link of her unscrambled

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-23036239/

Lordy , she not quite a stunner is she !

maybe she 'does things'
Old 05 April 2011, 09:00 PM
  #29  
tony de wonderful
Scooby Regular
 
tony de wonderful's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 10,329
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Yes they are always the type who give the best service.
Old 05 April 2011, 09:02 PM
  #30  
Hysteria1983
Scooby Regular
 
Hysteria1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wolverhampton!!!
Posts: 5,241
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by J4CKO
Hey you, what's wrong with ageing, slightly podgy, tall, badly dressed blokes with daft curly hair !

Anyway, he wouldn't have had sex with her, he hands over to his tame racing driver.....
Nothing wrong with it, it happens to the best of us at some point.


Quick Reply: Clarkson having a play away from home



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:44 AM.