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Old 02 April 2011, 11:47 AM
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Smile Claire Balding, Britain by bike

Are we really to believe the gorgeous heffalump has physically cycled all the way around britain , or are they just fooling us with her atop beautiful mountaintop vistas

it certainly hsnt done much for her puppy fat
Old 02 April 2011, 11:57 AM
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fat lesbian on a bike - compulsive viewing....
Old 02 April 2011, 12:13 PM
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Is she a lessie?
Old 02 April 2011, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx
Is she a lessie?
Let's say it's not the world's best kept secret

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story....torycode=46017
Old 02 April 2011, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by markjmd
Let's say it's not the world's best kept secret

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story....torycode=46017
"Dyke on a bike".
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Originally Posted by dpb

CLAIRE BALDING, BRITAIN BY...
...DYKE

Somewhat had its thunder stolen by the previous post ^^^ though.

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Old 02 April 2011, 01:17 PM
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Personally I would be more interested in whether the programme was any good rather than her weight or sexuality as I suspect that the programme doesn't actually include any sex, Lesbian or otherwise,
Old 02 April 2011, 01:18 PM
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lol
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I reckon she would enjoy a polish bike ride
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Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx
Is she a lessie?
Not being nasty here, but it does not surprise me one bit. She sure doesn't look feminine
Old 02 April 2011, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Personally I would be more interested in whether the programme was any good rather than her weight or sexuality as I suspect that the programme doesn't actually include any sex, Lesbian or otherwise,
I agree.

However, if it was Britain by Bike with Suzanne Reid, that statement may well need to be reviewed.

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now that id watch
Old 02 April 2011, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Iain250
now that id watch
+ 1.
Old 02 April 2011, 04:16 PM
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+2 <fap fap fap fap fap>

Plus Jasmine Harman too!
Old 02 April 2011, 04:20 PM
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ha jasmine and suzanne do britain

id pay a 9million pound license fee at the very least
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i honestly had no idea which way she batted or cared to know
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Originally Posted by Iain250
ha jasmine and suzanne do britain

id pay a 9million pound license fee at the very least


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukun8nc5Y8U

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I almost forgot, that To Buy or Not to Buy's Melissa Porter can join 'em too! I'd be in ****-based heaven...

http://www.melissa-porter.com/index.php?s=gallery

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Suddenly realised you wern't talking about this one , im so out of date or dyslexic .




http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/melind...es/photo38.jpg

I think she'd ride quite well, brains too
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In fact, any 3 by name association...

Dawn Porter >>> Melissa Porter >>> Melissa Messenger

I'm not fussy lol

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Old 02 April 2011, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Are we really to believe the gorgeous heffalump has physically cycled all the way around britain , or are they just fooling us with her atop beautiful mountaintop vistas

it certainly hsnt done much for her puppy fat

Gorgeous/???....what on earth she is a dude in drag....look here she is out of drag!:


Here is a sexy shot of her for you!:


In drag again::::


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Old 02 April 2011, 09:45 PM
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It's an interesting travel program showing the UK in a positive light, presented by someone who has recovered from a cancer.
Old 02 April 2011, 09:49 PM
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who just happens to be a toff horse lover who drinks from the furry cup and looks like the fat guy from gavin and stacey......
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She used to go out with a women who lived opposite to me, for a few days there was newspaper reporters around asking whether we new anything about it.

I had no idea who she was for a few months, think they wanted a story because the women opposite kept getting in bad business debt.
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Originally Posted by joz8968
I almost forgot, that To Buy or Not to Buy's Melissa Porter can join 'em too! I'd be in ****-based heaven...

http://www.melissa-porter.com/index.php?s=gallery

ohhhh yes i'd lower my anchor in her port


Old 03 April 2011, 08:04 AM
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She does not hide the fact that she is a lesbian. I don't find that of any significance anyway,

She is a very good TV presenter as well, which is what matters when you think about it.

Les
Old 03 April 2011, 11:21 AM
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I bumped into her in a restaurant recently. (Actually she bumped into me, nearly sent me flying!) What I assumed to be her partner was a rather attractive brunette
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Originally Posted by TopBanana
...her partner was a rather attractive brunette
Well, it goes without saying that Balding would defo be the 'male' of the relationship, wouldn't s/he?

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Old 03 April 2011, 11:50 AM
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She's a good presenter, so it shouldn't matter what her sexual orientation is, except this is Scoobynet, isn't it? So obviously her attractiveness and sexual orientation is going to be the most important thing
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Yeah, but it's amusing.

FWIW, she's a competent and very professional presenter IMO.


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