fmp

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So i signed up to match.com in search for the 'one'... lol. Had a bit of success.

But had a message from someone on there, no picture on thier profile, saying to email them, to chat, exchange pics, etc etc.

So i did.

This was thier first email back to me:

Hello Mat!

Mat, I am sincerely glad to receive your letter. It is pleasant, that

you have not forgotten about me. I wish to tell at once, that this my

first acquaintance to the man in the Internet. Therefore I worry a

little...Mat, I have started to use the Internet recently. After at us

has appeared the cafe Internet near to the house. I at first did not

think of it. But has decided to try. Because saw on the TV

advertising, that many people have found each other by means of the

Internet and are very happy now. Because here there are no borders and

distances. I wish to find for me the good man for serious relations.

Therefore age not important for me. For me the soul of the person is

important. I do not think, that the age difference is the important

factor in relations between the man and the woman.

Because with the years men only are cleverer and more reasonable.

I would be happy, to be with such man who seriously concerns the woman.

So, it is a little about me. My name Natalya. To me of 29 years.

My birthday on March, 19th. My growth - 5' 7. My weight - 56 lbs.

I do not have bad habits. I am lonely and never was married.

I have no children. At me quiet character. I live one, separately from my parents.

Except mum, the daddy, and my best girlfriend Maria, at me is not present my congenial souls.

I am an only child in a family. I have no brothers, and sisters. I like to dance.

During free time from work, also I go to school of dances.

It also helps me to keep as it should be my body. I think, that you have already noticed it.

I live in beautiful, but small village Elpanur. I do not know how to explain to you where it is.

But I can precisely tell, that this beautiful place. I will try to find a photo to send to you.

You should see it!!! That concerning my work, I work for a kindergarten teacher.

I think, what this the very first, what you would like to learn about me?

If I have interested you I will write to you more about me in following letters. Ok?

You can tell to me more about you? About your life and entertainments?

What do you search in the woman? And the most important question for me, it: "That you wait from acquaintance to the woman?"

It is important for learning for me now in the beginning of our acquaintance that then between us there were no disagreements.

Because flirtation and friendship me does not interest. I have many friends.

And the love and serious relations is necessary to me. Only therefore I here.

I hope, that our acquaintance will be pleasant. I would like, that you sent more than your photos and answered my questions sincerely.

I love sincerity and the truth. I understand, that at you it is a lot of questions to me.

Also at me to you. In total it is impossible to specify in a profile.

You can ask, that it is interesting to you to learn about me. I will sincerely answer you.

I have put some photos in my letter.I wait for your answer and your photos.

Your new girlfriend Natalya

As you can see, pretty broken english etc. But then again, you do get the odd foreign bird on there.

So the above was sent at like 3am. By 7:30am, i had a second message asking if i had got the first one.

So i sent one back literally saying 'yes, will reply when i get 5 mins'.

to which i received this one today:

Hello Mat!

Thanks for your letter. It means that I all the same have interested you=)))

I'm fine, the working day has passed today very quickly.

Can because I hurried up in the cafe Internet to receive your letter.

How you? Earlier I did not think, that to a smog to have correspondence with the man whom it is far from me.

And you? Besides I for the first time in a life, have made the first, a step to acquaintance.

It is not similar to me. Because I am a little timid in a real life, therefore I have begun search love on the Internet.

But when my search has stopped on your profile I have understood from this only one thing.

That search of the woman for you this serious intention. Therefore I have rejected all ambitions and doubts.

And now I am assured, that have made the true decision. Because with each new your letter,

I understand, what you the interesting man. I wish to remind you, that I also search only serious relations.

I do not wish to play love and teenage relations. I do not wish to waste time on long correspondence.

Romanticism is for youth. The reality and sincerity in relations is necessary to me only.

Because I search for the man for marriage. I like quiet, serious, fair men. The man whom I can love.

The man who will love me all heart. Mat, I hope, that you can be such man.

Mat how you think? You can be my man? Or not? Certainly, still early to decide, that for us with you waits in the future.

Wedding or disappointment... It do not solve in letters, I so think.

All will be clear, when we will be more the close friend to the friend...

I wish to try to explain where to be village Elpanur in which I live.

Because I see, that it is very interesting to you. The village Elpanur to be in 800 km from Moscow.

You know Moscow, or? And so the village Elpanur to be in Paranginskiy area.

I think, that now you do not have problems to find it on a card. Because I do not know how to explain in another way. I work for a kindergarten teacher.

This is the only kindergarten in all of our village. I like my work. I have got good education. I received a good education.

I graduated from the ordinary high school and then graduated with honors from Pedagogical University. When I studied at university, I studied English.

Though certainly I speak better, than I write. I am not so good to write English. But I hope, that you understand me. I have given a lot of time to study and my career.

Because I thought, that in this happiness and success in a life. But now I have understood, that career has not brought to me happiness.

Career became the reason on which I do not have till now husband, there are no children. I have decided to change my outlooks on life because years go.

To soon me of 30 years. And I am lonely till now. I have decided for myself, that the family is more important, than career.

I believe, that have made the true decision. And where you studied? And where you now work? It is really interesting to me to learn about you.

Therefore write to me. I will wait. You can ask any questions. I without problems to answer it. OK?

Yours Natalya



So i am 99% convinced its a scam of some sort. probably asking for money next.

But.... should i reply, with a polite 'thanks but no thanks', try drag it out and have a laugh... or leave well alone, as fear of the russian mafia coming after me!!

Heck of a read.... but opinions and suitable replies welcome!!

robby

ask for some smutty pics first

stuart69

iTrader: (1)

+1

cookstar

iTrader: (6)

Ask for a picture of her with a loaf of bread on her head.

Spoon

No wonder you haven't got a girlfriend if you only think it's a scam.

Quick reply would be;

Hello, Natalya.

To save wasting any time, do you like it up the arsé?


The Matman.

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

Get 'her' wound up like cookstar says. I've seen a few of these go off with some pretty funny out comes

oldsplice

Bunny boiler!!!

deanb1980

fooking pmsl quality, the one problem is the bloke behind the scam probably does.

fmp

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ok, so the reply i just emailed 'it'.....

Hello Natalya

Many thanks for your long emails.

As you live many miles away, i fear that maybe you are not real, and your interest in me is not real.

To prove you are who you say you are, could you send me a picture of yourself with a loaf of bread on your head.

It can be a freshly baked loaf, or a pre-packed one that you may have stolen from your local Tesco store. I assume Tesco has branched out to Russia by now.

I look forward to your reply, so we can start learning about each other.

Thanks

Mat

cookstar

iTrader: (6)

Quality.

B0DSKI

iTrader: (17)

Sounds like a VERY funny wind up to me

Glowplug

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Learning Mat, that's what it's all about

DYK

Kindergarten teacher...Did she get one of the kids to write it.....
Do some wind up replies..

tony de wonderful

Send her a pic of your ****.

hodgy0_2

yes coz she is really going to get turned with a picture of his early 80's computer

Hysteria1983

I cannot wait to see if she responds.

Spoon

I just emailed her myself and it appears she played ball to a degree even though it isn't a loaf on the head.

GC8

Its a numbers game. If you do this enough eventually youll get to bum a girl.

The Pink Ninja

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My money is on the next email saying `I passport i do not have` ŁŁŁŁŁ

DYK

That's the sexiest slice of bread i have ever seen....

Spoon

Thanks for the advice, I'll keep trying, I won't give up.

tony de wonderful

They could be moobs.

boxst

fmp

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haha

brilliant stuff guys!!

if i get a reply i will post it up asap!

DYK

Glowplug

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Damn right you will

boomer

What???

mb

Spoon

That's just her bóllocks.

fmp

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heaven forbid what she means by:

My growth - 5' 7