"That's Numberwang!"

 

Mate this is a mega laugh plz do keepe updated. I had this a few years ago
Myself and she did send me a few nice photos of her self but when I asked for a naked 1 never heard from her again

 

This could be good

<grabs popcorn and sits back in the comfy chair>

 

Looks like good breast.........................sorry bread

 

Hahaha brilliant

 

Tooo funny!

 

FPMSL at the original post ... you're being set up by a large black man from Nigeria bank details & sort code at the ready!

TX.

 

so in reply to my request for a loaf of bread on her head, i got this mammoth bad boy:

Hello Mat!

Thanks for your letter. How your day? Today to me there arrived my mum.

It has become bored of me. I try to visit my parents almost everyone weekend and during free time from work.

But now so it is a lot of work. Usually I work without any schedule. Sometimes I have heavy days.

Sometimes to have to work in weekend if certainly it is demanded by work.

Therefore mum has not waited and has arrived itself.

My mum has a garden in a house court yard where in the summer it puts flowers,

vegetables and fruit. Now in the street it is cold, therefore she is engaged only in colours in a greenhouse.

And when mum arrives to me on a visit necessarily always brings to me gifts from the garden.

This time it brought to me a bunch of flowers. I very much love flowers, especially tulips.

We long spoke with it during a lunch break.

I while do not have camera to make to you a photo. I have casually dropped it also it have broken, now my camera on repair.

Send better to me the phone number, I would like to hear your voice.

We with mum never do not have secrets from each other.

And certainly I have told to mum about you. I hope, what you not against?

Because for it it is valid very joyful news. She wishes to see me for a long time already in a wedding dress.

Now she will wait, when I will bring to it your photos. If you are final not against...

I will try to tell more to my family. I hope, that it also will be interesting to you...

I was born in the next village Kosolapovo. It in 60 km from Elpanur.

There till now there live my parents. A name of my mum Galina. My mum on pension.

Therefore now is engaged in housekeeping and a garden. Earlier it worked as the economist.

The love to figures can from mum at me and I have gone to study as economic faculty.

Mum learns me to everything, that she is able. Also to like me cleanliness and a cosiness in the house, as at mum.

I well am able to cook food, as my mum. A name of my daddy Maksim. It works in security agency.

To pension it worked in police, and now not to sit without work, it has gone for work to security agency.

It often is not present the house because it needs to go in official journeys.

Therefore I try to visit more often mum that she did not miss. Parents have learnt me to respect kindness, honesty in people.

About the beginning of our acquaintance I was a little frightened only by that I live for thousand kilometres from you.

I was afraid of that you at all will not want to learn me.

Or you will be in earnest about me not because of distance between our countries.

Therefore now I wish to tell to you, that I am not afraid of distance between us.

This distance some hours of flight by the plane. I hope, that you also understand it.

Therefore I do not think, that it will be a problem for us if we really want firm relations.

I will repeat firm relations because only such relations are necessary to me.

I hope, what you will agree with me??? I want, that you were fair with me.

If something not to like you in me it is better to tell right now, in the beginning of our acquaintance.

I do not want, that we had secrets from each other. I ask you that you have answered my questions.

Ask me, and I also will tell more about me. What still it is interesting to you to know about me?

I hope, that I will receive soon your letter and a photo.

You will send me them? I will wait.

Yours faithfully, yours Natalya

 

Hmmm never stops talking about her bloody mum, walk away infact **** it run like the clappers in the opposite direction, next thing you'll know is she's bringing her whole family to come across and live at yours.

 

Tell her you have a pearl necklace waiting for her Mother and that you breed rampant rabbits for a living.

 

Here you go. It's a shame the link has expired but it will give you some ideas.

https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...r-boredom.html

 

Maybe you mean the OP needs ideas.

 

I signed up to match.com & matchmaker but that was for £3.00 for signing up. I use ebay, play & loads of other through this site> N get cash for it. No its not a scam ... do check it for yourself http://www.topcashback.co.uk/ref/robsyuk
I too am subscribing and waiting quietly for toast on head pics....

 

Yeah, ideas for the OP.

I quoted you because your post inspired me to dig the link out that i posted

 

Lol this is brilliant..

Sounds like shes/he's ready for settling down.. Its sooo sad really brought a tear to my eyes reading it *sniff sniff*

Me now feel sad, me no likie be sad. My mother no likie me be sad

 

Fair play to you for sharing this with us Mat.

Has been quite a restrained response from the NSR crew so far

I reckon she's a keeper

 

Mate, seriously, do you really think this is anything else than a scam?

As someone said, this is probably some nigerian translating what they think to be convincing 'love-talk' via google and then sending it onto any poor sap tht will fall for it.

For your sake, I hope she accepts visa!

 

She'll want a green card....

Keep winding it up and maybe you should send her a pic of a famous person.

 

mail her with some random numbers - say they are yur bank details.

 

reply of the week !


check out 419 eater for the best trail of people baiting email scammers ever.

 

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5981/fonejacker.jpg

 

Here's are some classics:-










Here's the link to their 'Trophy Room': 419eater Trophy Room

 

 

if anyone wants to put together a suitable reply to 'her' i will email it off later!

 

Quality

Keep us informed of any more developments!

 

say your would like to see more of her,,,,,, but not say exactly what lol

 

I'm thinking you should be worried. He dad is an Ex policeman (KGB?) now working in private security (Russian Mafia?). There's 60km between her's and the next village (and that's a lot of space to bury a body no one will ever find). Added to that she's not afraid to travel vast distances to get what she wants.

No doubt she's currently doing a search on the internet and hunting you down (like a Hightee H. Butzlaff search), based on only on the fact you like bread pictures and a few other details from your match.com profile. Next update will be her at your front door with the mother in law that you cannot get rid of.

Run now, run quick!

 

Tell her you got an invite to a wedding next month (that Prince ***** bloke) and say you have nobody to go with - if you send her a plane ticket will she go with you......

 

Ask for some titty pics - just to show 'her' commitment of course

Found this too:

http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/s...9&page=1&pp=25

 

I seem to have changed my name.....

Good morning my dear Brian! Today I went to rvbotu and decided to go to an internet cafe in the morning.When I opened my mail, I was very upset because you did not write, I waited for your letter, but you did not write.After working in the evening I'll come back here in an internet cafe. I hope that you write to me.It is waiting for your letter.Natalya

gonna put together an email saying i am giving my many large properties in the UK to charity, so i can leave it all behind and live with her.

see how she likes them apples!