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Old 27 February 2011, 07:18 PM
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Default Carm orn ow you savverners..........

..fakkin explain vis:

HOW do you get the word BATHROOM, (note single SHORT "a" and double LONG "o"), to be pronounced:

BARTHRUM????????:c uckoo:
Old 27 February 2011, 07:25 PM
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On the flip side how do yo get from the word "Hello"......and turn this into
"Aye uoop"....next is:

"oh my goodness", this becomes "EEEEEE BY GUM", when adopted by the "northerner"

crazy stuff up north ah??.....lonely, livestock laden nights are having an effect on your better judgement. Down south we are killing off our additional home time (due to our higher paid jobs and better standard of life) with going outside of our homes (farms up north) and spending money on our social life. This is all achievable in the south, since we live longer

Also we "BUY" our homes, so that later in life we actually OWN them.

Crazy ah??!!
Old 27 February 2011, 07:27 PM
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And WTF does "wahey ay man" mean?

"Opp north" You can feckin keep it.
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mockneys dont do syllables
Old 27 February 2011, 07:38 PM
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Gawd bless ya guv'nor, ye're a toff and mike no mistike. Just orf dahn ve frog 'n' toad fer a pig's ear!
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On the flip side how do yo get from the word "Hello"......and turn this into
"Aye uoop"....next is:

"oh my goodness", this becomes "EEEEEE BY GUM", when adopted by the "northerner"
nearly choked on a bourbon biscuit then !!! lmfao
Old 27 February 2011, 07:51 PM
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Who won the football today
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Who won the football today
West Ham
Old 27 February 2011, 08:04 PM
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Hello, pronounced, "hello"

We may have some different sayings, but we don't mis-pronounce virtually everything.

I see two teams drew "new-new" yesterday
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Fcukin' Northern Monkeys.

Go back to beating your wives and leave the pronounciation to us. No one can understand you
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Ah divna gi a ****
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And you drink "tea" out of a cup, not eat it at dinnertime.
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Originally Posted by alcazar
..fakkin explain vis:

HOW do you get the word BATHROOM, (note single SHORT "a" and double LONG "o"), to be pronounced:

BARTHRUM????????:c uckoo:

Because we actualy have bathrooms down here.
Old 27 February 2011, 11:48 PM
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It's Plaster, not Plarster. Bath, not Barf.
Old 27 February 2011, 11:57 PM
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A lot of people speak "bath" like "beth", though. I think that's wrong as well. For example, "Grant" should be spoken like "Grant", not "grent". A lot of people are just very strange, I have decided.
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Originally Posted by legb4rsk
Because we actualy have bathrooms down here.
Do you use them
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Do you use them
Only to store knock-off tellies in.
Old 28 February 2011, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Only to store knock-off tellies in.
Cheers. That explains the stink
Old 28 February 2011, 08:56 AM
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I worked in London a few years ago and never found a problem with the language barrier, it seem's most Cockney females I met understood the phrase "alreet pet, how d'ya fancy having 6'4" of Geordie hanging out the back end of ya?"
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Cheers. That explains the stink
That explains all the crap on the telly
Old 28 February 2011, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by dazh66
I worked in London a few years ago and never found a problem with the language barrier, it seem's most Cockney females I met understood the phrase "alreet pet, how d'ya fancy having 6'4" of Geordie hanging out the back end of ya?"


Oooh, that's pure romance compared to 'D'ya wanna **** or what?'
Old 28 February 2011, 10:29 AM
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The most annoying is sufferners inabilty to use "th". "Well, fing is" or "I fought it was....."

But, they do not say "fe weafer is nice today" they would say "the weafer is nice today". Just shows how fick most sufferners are.......

And you eat jellied eels, need I say more?

Geezer
Old 28 February 2011, 10:48 AM
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North and south are both sh1tholes, it's all about the midlands
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I find those jumped up female weather girls with the affected accents very irritating. They cannot pronounce an "O", its always "maste" or "hame" instead of"Most" or "Home".

It seems to be their attempt at what used to be known as an Oxford Accent and they fail miserably.

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