Heading Down South Tomorrow
11 February 2011, 02:20 PM
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Heading Down South Tomorrow
Going to London tomorrow morning,was just wondering if they sell Lager down south? I'm sure you only drink shandy.
11 February 2011, 02:25 PM
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I heard it was lager topps
11 February 2011, 02:28 PM
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They sell babysham there so you will be fine. Wouldn't they post your 24 inch black mambo double ender from soho?
11 February 2011, 02:29 PM
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They're all poofters as well... so keep your back to the bar Dogs
11 February 2011, 02:35 PM
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****, who said you could be allowed into the south !!!
**** off back up north, yer dirty cupcake
11 February 2011, 02:40 PM
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Going to London tomorrow morning,was just wondering if they sell Lager down south? I'm sure you only drink shandy.
Just order you usual babycham and make it last - here's some cctv footage of you last time you went down south and had a couple of lagers - WOOOOOF!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNZ4HKFBJig
11 February 2011, 02:48 PM
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11 February 2011, 02:49 PM
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Going to London tomorrow morning,was just wondering if they sell Lager down south? I'm sure you only drink shandy.
No fighting at chucking out time please.
11 February 2011, 02:55 PM
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Nothing but that chemical lager **** down here. Fortunately, I drink real beer... Ale
11 February 2011, 02:56 PM
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11 February 2011, 02:59 PM
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Lock up your sons big gay Northern bear alert
11 February 2011, 03:02 PM
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Stay where you are you filthy, wife-beating, northern monkey
11 February 2011, 03:16 PM
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I heard it was lager topps
That's pretty much true!!!
11 February 2011, 03:31 PM
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Going to London tomorrow morning,was just wondering if they sell Lager down south? I'm sure you only drink shandy.
They do sell it, but they make it from dog's urine.
That's why I only drink a decent ale .....
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11 February 2011, 03:32 PM
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It is true we drink lager tops,but not like the ones up north we use the optics just because we can
11 February 2011, 04:32 PM
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Going to London tomorrow morning,was just wondering if they sell Lager down south? I'm sure you only drink shandy.
We do but you cant afford it
11 February 2011, 04:35 PM
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We do but you cant afford it
I'll have to bring my own then
11 February 2011, 04:50 PM
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Just a bit of reassurance, your IQ doesnt actually get lower when you head south, it does of course stay the same.
11 February 2011, 04:55 PM
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Bring an interpreter , and leave your whippet behind
11 February 2011, 05:02 PM
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Nuty slack is a crimminal offence
11 February 2011, 05:10 PM
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Sorry mate no foreigners allowed..........you won't get the visa
11 February 2011, 05:23 PM
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I think we should build another wall, just above London to keep you vest wearing, Newcastle Shyte Ale drinking, tree swinging monkeys from polluting our half of the country
I don't know what you're talking about with our lager either......................I was under the impression north of London it was a choice of Special Brew or a £10 bottle of whiskey disguised in a brown paper bag
11 February 2011, 05:32 PM
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Do i need my passport,and what is the most common language spoken down there?
11 February 2011, 05:35 PM
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Do i need my passport,and what is the most common language spoken down there?
The Queen's dear boy, not that jibber jabber you northern monkeys spout
11 February 2011, 05:37 PM
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The Queen's dear boy, not that jibber jabber you northern monkeys spout
The Queens,,,,,,,,,,now i know where,'Southern Shandy Swilling Queens' comes from
11 February 2011, 05:38 PM
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And don't forget people use toilets down south, not defecate in the streets.
11 February 2011, 05:44 PM
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And don't forget people use toilets down south, not defecate in the streets.
I'll make sure i don't pop round and use yours
11 February 2011, 05:45 PM
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^^^sure doesnt smell like it.
Dogs, have you had your jabs so you dont catch anything?
11 February 2011, 05:46 PM
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No need, not as many diseases to catch.
11 February 2011, 07:23 PM
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^^^sure doesnt smell like it.
Dogs, have you had your jabs so you dont catch anything?
All vaccinations done
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11 February 2011, 02:20 PM
Heading Down South Tomorrow
