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Friday Jokes..adult content
Just been gang raped by a group of mime artists, they did unspeakable things to me................
I thought I'd be a gentleman and hold the door open for a young lady, two minutes later she said "will you sod off I'm trying to have a ****!!"
Brought the missus some crotchless knickers yesterday, It had nothing to do with a sexual nature, it was so she could get a better grip on her broomstick..
Advice for Kate Middleton - If you get divorced make sure you wear a seatbelt ...........................
Now on sale at IKEA - LESBO beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove...............
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol, police say it’s definitely race related....................
Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8..........................
Ginger bloke goes to the docs about a rash on his bollocks. The doc says "how often do you have sex?" He says "Once or twice a year!" The doc says "that's not a rash mate, its RUST".
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency...................
Kate Middleton goes to the Queen and says "every time I suck William's **** I get indigestion", the queen says "have you tried Andrew's ? "
The lead actor in the local pantomime of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night; to be fair the audience tried to warn him.
I thought I'd be a gentleman and hold the door open for a young lady, two minutes later she said "will you sod off I'm trying to have a ****!!"
Brought the missus some crotchless knickers yesterday, It had nothing to do with a sexual nature, it was so she could get a better grip on her broomstick..
Advice for Kate Middleton - If you get divorced make sure you wear a seatbelt ...........................
Now on sale at IKEA - LESBO beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove...............
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol, police say it’s definitely race related....................
Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8..........................
Ginger bloke goes to the docs about a rash on his bollocks. The doc says "how often do you have sex?" He says "Once or twice a year!" The doc says "that's not a rash mate, its RUST".
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency...................
Kate Middleton goes to the Queen and says "every time I suck William's **** I get indigestion", the queen says "have you tried Andrew's ? "
The lead actor in the local pantomime of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night; to be fair the audience tried to warn him.
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I was sat on the bus this morning, opposite a really sexy Thai bird.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."
But she did.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."
But she did.
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Vic and Bob are walking down the road.
Bob says, " You're a ****, you've always been a **** and you always will be a ****. Everything about you makes you a ****, an utter **** and a complete ****! In fact if you entered a **** competition you would come 2nd."
Vic says, "Why wouldn't I win?"
Bob says, "Because you're a ****!".
Bob says, " You're a ****, you've always been a **** and you always will be a ****. Everything about you makes you a ****, an utter **** and a complete ****! In fact if you entered a **** competition you would come 2nd."
Vic says, "Why wouldn't I win?"
Bob says, "Because you're a ****!".