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08 January 2011, 03:21 AM
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Bid....I don't think so.I will just hit the big market and tek me pick..Half a larger,and im sorted...
08 January 2011, 03:27 AM
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were is this magical place you speak of
08 January 2011, 07:56 AM
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What were you actually searching for?...or was that it?
08 January 2011, 08:12 AM
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Looks a right dirty s1ag, i reckon any half decent looking bloke will be covering her in man fat by midnight.
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08 January 2011, 08:14 AM
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Winning bidder.
That will make a good gift for someone.
08 January 2011, 09:33 AM
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No way - have you seen the lampshade isn't level!
08 January 2011, 09:37 AM
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I've had a lot worse!!!!
08 January 2011, 09:40 AM
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I've a better **** sock
08 January 2011, 10:13 AM
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SN group buy?
08 January 2011, 11:24 AM
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08 January 2011, 11:43 AM
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SN group buy?
group grope
08 January 2011, 11:50 AM
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She would be worth a go I suppose but only if I was forced, beaten and told I had too.
I do think once the evening party starts she would be game for anything..
08 January 2011, 12:20 PM
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She's taking a risk IMHO, winner could be an axe murderer
TX.
08 January 2011, 12:31 PM
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Who's to say she ain't really a he?
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Reason: moi spolling and grummer were crup
08 January 2011, 12:52 PM
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She's taking a risk IMHO, winner could be an axe murderer
TX.
On the flip side, she could be one, or her boy/girlfriend is (or likes to watch as you are hacked into pieces).
Yup, I've been watching too many films again:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340855/
and:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_Born_Killers
etc.
08 January 2011, 12:53 PM
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I admit, that she could be anyone.
For sure she looks closer to 31 than tbe 21 that the ad claims.
08 January 2011, 12:55 PM
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C'mon you lot, you're slacking. By this time you've normally all started asking her questions.
08 January 2011, 01:00 PM
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I can't believe how many bids she has had since this thread was posted!
Which SN member will be the lucky bidder?
08 January 2011, 01:00 PM
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I admit, that she could be anyone.
For sure she looks closer to 31 than tbe 21 that the ad claims.
OK, if we're going to start being bitchy:
Thats defo a padded bra. And there is something seriously weird with her plumbing....
(in the bathroom.....the radiator is halfway up the wall..WTF
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08 January 2011, 01:17 PM
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08 January 2011, 01:20 PM
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Looks like sheer desperation to have to bid on that!
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08 January 2011, 04:29 PM
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Holy fekk!!!!
Could only happen in Skegness.
I'm going to change my location.
08 January 2011, 04:34 PM
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I sent her a question as to whether she takes up the ***. I haven't got a reply yet and I ain't bidding until I do!
08 January 2011, 04:35 PM
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Hopefully an monies will be used for face reconstruction surgery and new clothes
08 January 2011, 04:46 PM
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always makes me laugh all the lads saying shes a munter bla bla bla, a few pints and you would be stood in the corner praying she would come and talk to ya
08 January 2011, 04:59 PM
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should have a 'buy it now'
08 January 2011, 05:13 PM
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I'd turn up to the wedding in a leather gimp suit complete with gas mask.
08 January 2011, 05:26 PM
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always makes me laugh all the lads saying shes a munter bla bla bla, a few pints and you would be stood in the corner praying she would come and talk to ya
agreed lol
08 January 2011, 05:28 PM
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I'd turn up to the wedding in a leather gimp suit complete with gas mask.
She's from Skeg KOT.
That is what the bride will be wearing.