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Old 08 January 2011, 02:57 AM
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whos going to have a bid then ? iv'e seen a lot worse

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TICKET-BEMY-DA...#ht_500wt_1156
Old 08 January 2011, 03:21 AM
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Bid....I don't think so.I will just hit the big market and tek me pick..Half a larger,and im sorted...
Old 08 January 2011, 03:27 AM
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were is this magical place you speak of
Old 08 January 2011, 07:56 AM
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What were you actually searching for?...or was that it?
Old 08 January 2011, 08:12 AM
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Looks a right dirty s1ag, i reckon any half decent looking bloke will be covering her in man fat by midnight.

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Winning bidder.

That will make a good gift for someone.
Old 08 January 2011, 09:33 AM
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No way - have you seen the lampshade isn't level!
Old 08 January 2011, 09:37 AM
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I've had a lot worse!!!!
Old 08 January 2011, 09:40 AM
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I've a better **** sock
Old 08 January 2011, 10:13 AM
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SN group buy?
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what a munter
Old 08 January 2011, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
SN group buy?

group grope

Old 08 January 2011, 11:50 AM
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She would be worth a go I suppose but only if I was forced, beaten and told I had too.

I do think once the evening party starts she would be game for anything..
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She's taking a risk IMHO, winner could be an axe murderer

TX.
Old 08 January 2011, 12:31 PM
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Who's to say she ain't really a he?

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Old 08 January 2011, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
She's taking a risk IMHO, winner could be an axe murderer

TX.

On the flip side, she could be one, or her boy/girlfriend is (or likes to watch as you are hacked into pieces).

Yup, I've been watching too many films again:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340855/
and: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_Born_Killers

etc.
Old 08 January 2011, 12:53 PM
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I admit, that she could be anyone.

For sure she looks closer to 31 than tbe 21 that the ad claims.
Old 08 January 2011, 12:55 PM
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C'mon you lot, you're slacking. By this time you've normally all started asking her questions.
Old 08 January 2011, 01:00 PM
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I can't believe how many bids she has had since this thread was posted!

Which SN member will be the lucky bidder?
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
I admit, that she could be anyone.

For sure she looks closer to 31 than tbe 21 that the ad claims.
OK, if we're going to start being bitchy:

Thats defo a padded bra. And there is something seriously weird with her plumbing....


(in the bathroom.....the radiator is halfway up the wall..WTF ).

Old 08 January 2011, 01:17 PM
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It doesnt matter what you look like or who you are im an easy going person and would love some company by my side for the evening.
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Looks like sheer desperation to have to bid on that!

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Old 08 January 2011, 04:29 PM
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Holy fekk!!!!

Could only happen in Skegness.

I'm going to change my location.
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I sent her a question as to whether she takes up the ***. I haven't got a reply yet and I ain't bidding until I do!
Old 08 January 2011, 04:35 PM
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Hopefully an monies will be used for face reconstruction surgery and new clothes
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always makes me laugh all the lads saying shes a munter bla bla bla, a few pints and you would be stood in the corner praying she would come and talk to ya
Old 08 January 2011, 04:59 PM
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should have a 'buy it now'
Old 08 January 2011, 05:13 PM
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I'd turn up to the wedding in a leather gimp suit complete with gas mask.
Old 08 January 2011, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
always makes me laugh all the lads saying shes a munter bla bla bla, a few pints and you would be stood in the corner praying she would come and talk to ya
agreed lol
Old 08 January 2011, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
I'd turn up to the wedding in a leather gimp suit complete with gas mask.
She's from Skeg KOT.


That is what the bride will be wearing.


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