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Old 03 December 2010, 05:00 PM
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Default Breaking news, Tesco roof collapses.

Here in Scunny, apparently, just picked ity up from another website, no details yet, fire engines racing down there about an hour ago, half the roof supposed to have gone.
Hope no-one is injured if it's true.
Old 03 December 2010, 05:08 PM
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woops!

Teach them to build cheap crap.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer company LOL
Old 03 December 2010, 05:10 PM
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You got there before the fire engines then
Old 03 December 2010, 05:10 PM
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Snow - every little helps
Old 03 December 2010, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by James Neill
You got there before the fire engines then
Nicked the photo from another website, but it's our Tesco alright, cheapest building they could put up, allowed by this "Martini" council: build what you want, any place, anywhere, any time.
Old 03 December 2010, 05:15 PM
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Think the Structure engineers is in for some grief Monday morning.
Old 03 December 2010, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Think the Structure engineers is in for some grief Monday morning.
It was the snow's fault

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Old 03 December 2010, 05:22 PM
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Word has it there ARE casualties. One woman critical

Now, let's see if the Council H&S close them until it's reapired? What odds?
Old 03 December 2010, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
It was the snow's fault
Swiss. While enjoy your posts, this is snow laughing matter.


Old 03 December 2010, 05:51 PM
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It might be a 'cheap' building in your view but the structural integrity has nothing to do with Tesco.
They employ independant structural engineers to design their buildings and therefore i'm sure Tesco will be banging heads as we type. The engineers will now be going through the calcs to make sure snow loading was factored in.....if so, not enough!!!
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Nicked the photo from another website, but it's our Tesco alright, cheapest building they could put up, allowed by this "Martini" council: build what you want, any place, anywhere, any time.

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Old 03 December 2010, 05:52 PM
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I just did a panic, i've just been to Tesco and left my mam in there doing her shopping, I have such bad luck I thought its bound to be ours
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Originally Posted by stilover
Swiss. While enjoy your posts, this is snow laughing matter.


snow your audience
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Someone didn`t do his snow loading sums right
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Apparently someone went in to buy some sweets - all they wanted was a flake....
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Snow - every little helps
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
Apparently someone went in to buy some sweets - all they wanted was a flake....
Old 03 December 2010, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
It might be a 'cheap' building in your view but the structural integrity has nothing to do with Tesco.
They employ independant structural engineers to design their buildings and therefore i'm sure Tesco will be banging heads as we type. The engineers will now be going through the calcs to make sure snow loading was factored in.....if so, not enough!!!
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Sorry, what I was alluding to is the total cheap crap that are Tesco Supermarkets, compared to, say, Morrisons.

Tesco: plastic, glass steel, plastic roof, just a featureless box

Morrisons: Attractive brickwork, a clock tower WITH clock.

Tesco tossers!
Old 03 December 2010, 09:08 PM
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I always pick a supermarket based on its quality of building, who cares about choice of food and deals
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Originally Posted by 97TURBO
I always pick a supermarket based on its quality of building, who cares about choice of food and deals
LOL you d*ck!

Of course no-one chooses a supermarket for it's building, but wouldn't it be nice if companies built their places to LOOK nice as well as do a job?

No reason to have one without the other?
Old 03 December 2010, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
It might be a 'cheap' building in your view but the structural integrity has nothing to do with Tesco.
They employ independant structural engineers to design their buildings
It's all academic if they only give them a budget of thirty-five pee to build it with.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ight-snow.html

Couple more photos on there. I imagine its not the only building like that the architects will have designed - bet there'll be some head scratching and worried people about whether it could happen elsewhere!
Old 03 December 2010, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Sorry, what I was alluding to is the total cheap crap that are Tesco Supermarkets, compared to, say, Morrisons.

Tesco: plastic, glass steel, plastic roof, just a featureless box

Morrisons: Attractive brickwork, a clock tower WITH clock.

Tesco tossers!

Well 'ark at yoooww, all posh 'n snobbish


*I usually shop at Marks & Sparks and Aldi


New Tesco by us is of identical design.........think I'll avoid it 'til the snow melts (well, I only buy the petrol from there anyway).

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Tell a lie, it has some extra supports for the roof overhang...which your Scunny one doesn't have.



It must have been built as a Tesco *finest store as opposed to the usual Tesco value.
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Is the thread title meant to be ironic?
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Is this worth extra club card points?
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Originally Posted by wayne9t9
Someone didn`t do his snow loading sums right
Not necessarily. You only allow for a defined amount of snow, if that is exceeded then structural damage may occur.
Old 04 December 2010, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve_PPP
I imagine its not the only building like that the architects will have designed
Architects design stuff like fire escape routes, engineers do structural design.
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Architects also dictate how the building should look, not structural engineers.

Originally Posted by speedking
Architects design stuff like fire escape routes, engineers do structural design.


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