Washing hands
03 December 2010, 02:38 PM
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It's pretty manky not to do it.
I always do, I also wash my hands quite frequently during the day as it is a great way to stop transmission of colds etc.
The germs, the germs!!!!
See so often peeps exiting public ****ters w/out washing their hands, usually chavs and immigrant types.
I always do, I also wash my hands quite frequently during the day as it is a great way to stop transmission of colds etc.
The germs, the germs!!!!
See so often peeps exiting public ****ters w/out washing their hands, usually chavs and immigrant types.
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03 December 2010, 02:42 PM
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Dirty *******.
There are a few people in my office block that do this.
Used to be two people in our office that did this - thankfully both have been fired.
Out of these two dirty b@stards - one of them also picked his nose while he has a **** and wiped it on the wall
The snatters stopped appearing after they left
Also, again out of these two flimsy excuses for human beings I personally heard one of them actually answer his mobile while having a cr@p
There are a few people in my office block that do this.
Used to be two people in our office that did this - thankfully both have been fired.
Out of these two dirty b@stards - one of them also picked his nose while he has a **** and wiped it on the wall
The snatters stopped appearing after they left
Also, again out of these two flimsy excuses for human beings I personally heard one of them actually answer his mobile while having a cr@p
03 December 2010, 02:46 PM
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My mam taught me not to **** or crap on my hands
Always 'wash' them, but as I have super sensitive skin, I never use the soap provided, good long rinse and finger scrub with water and then dry with paper towels not the blower ... use my own anti bac gel as soon as I can afterwards.
I find alot of toilet soap brings me out in blisters
Always 'wash' them, but as I have super sensitive skin, I never use the soap provided, good long rinse and finger scrub with water and then dry with paper towels not the blower ... use my own anti bac gel as soon as I can afterwards.
I find alot of toilet soap brings me out in blisters
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03 December 2010, 02:52 PM
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Urban, eww !
I am very fussy about hand washing, not obessive compulsive but I cant rest after using the loo if I havent washed my hands, not because my bits are infectious, far from it, lemon scented... anyway, mainly as you have to go where some of the mingers have been, I hate touching the door handle as well, I suspect having a pee isnt so critical but its a good juncture to wash your hands anyway, but going for a poo requires a good wash, but I suppose it depends on how much you enjoy the ***** or causing it for others.
I swear in some places i have worked some people are like Hippos with tails for spraying crap everywhere, leaving stuff on the seat, pubes, "mandruff" and sometimes poo itself, I have to leave it like I found it though some seem to take pleasure in rendering it out of operation.
Public toilets as well, why do people do that ? who writes their name in Poo, thats mental illness that, is it so much of an effort to flush, do these people enjoy the thought they are inflicting disgust on other people, woudl they be ashamed if found out ?
I am very fussy about hand washing, not obessive compulsive but I cant rest after using the loo if I havent washed my hands, not because my bits are infectious, far from it, lemon scented... anyway, mainly as you have to go where some of the mingers have been, I hate touching the door handle as well, I suspect having a pee isnt so critical but its a good juncture to wash your hands anyway, but going for a poo requires a good wash, but I suppose it depends on how much you enjoy the ***** or causing it for others.
I swear in some places i have worked some people are like Hippos with tails for spraying crap everywhere, leaving stuff on the seat, pubes, "mandruff" and sometimes poo itself, I have to leave it like I found it though some seem to take pleasure in rendering it out of operation.
Public toilets as well, why do people do that ? who writes their name in Poo, thats mental illness that, is it so much of an effort to flush, do these people enjoy the thought they are inflicting disgust on other people, woudl they be ashamed if found out ?
03 December 2010, 02:53 PM
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03 December 2010, 03:25 PM
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Yes - but not with the left hand 
Now - while on the subject of toilets and cleanliness
The state of the bogs in work sometimes is a complete disgrace
For example - how can you shyte at the top of the bowl
I swear - there are times when you go in there and its like something out of trainspotting
I used to lock one of the thunder boxes after leaving with a coin, trying to keep it for myself
Now - while on the subject of toilets and cleanliness
The state of the bogs in work sometimes is a complete disgrace
For example - how can you shyte at the top of the bowl
I swear - there are times when you go in there and its like something out of trainspotting
I used to lock one of the thunder boxes after leaving with a coin, trying to keep it for myself
03 December 2010, 04:16 PM
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I usually wash before and after taking a pee at work, as I don't fancy testicular cancer from all the stuff my hands come into contact with on a daily basis. You see some of the older guys with oil covered hands scratching their *****, smoking and eating - I'm all for you having an imune system but thats suicide.
At home I tend to end up pissing on my hands thanks to having a Prince Albert so have to wash them. Saying that urine is an anti septic so I should **** on my cut wridden hands more
At home I tend to end up pissing on my hands thanks to having a Prince Albert so have to wash them. Saying that urine is an anti septic so I should **** on my cut wridden hands more
03 December 2010, 04:36 PM
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I don't get this.
My *** is clean. Washing it is a pleasurable experience that I do thoroughly and often. It spends most its time encased in clean cotton. Since the age of about 3, I have been perfectly capable of having a slash without getting it all over myself. Why would I wash my hands after touching it? I don't need to wash my hands after touching my own elbow, so why should my *** be any different? Fair enough if your *** is a rotten sausage of weeping sores you would want clean hands after touching it, but mine isnt!
As for the washing hands thing...... if you have dirty hands, you turn the tap on, clean your hands then turn the dirty tap handle off again, then dry them and push the door handle on the way out.... every one of those surfaces contains a hell of a lot more germs and filth than my *** ever will. If you start worrying about things like that, you may as well moved into an oxygen bubble and never go outside again.
My *** is clean. Washing it is a pleasurable experience that I do thoroughly and often. It spends most its time encased in clean cotton. Since the age of about 3, I have been perfectly capable of having a slash without getting it all over myself. Why would I wash my hands after touching it? I don't need to wash my hands after touching my own elbow, so why should my *** be any different? Fair enough if your *** is a rotten sausage of weeping sores you would want clean hands after touching it, but mine isnt!
As for the washing hands thing...... if you have dirty hands, you turn the tap on, clean your hands then turn the dirty tap handle off again, then dry them and push the door handle on the way out.... every one of those surfaces contains a hell of a lot more germs and filth than my *** ever will. If you start worrying about things like that, you may as well moved into an oxygen bubble and never go outside again.
03 December 2010, 04:44 PM
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Someone needs to invent a way to open the washroom door without contaminating your - freshly washed - hands on the handle.
Sometime I'll use my sleeve or the top or bottom of the handle.
I like Schipol airport because they don't use doors.
The Germs, the Germs!
Sometime I'll use my sleeve or the top or bottom of the handle.
I like Schipol airport because they don't use doors.
The Germs, the Germs!
03 December 2010, 04:44 PM
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At my friend's place of work they have a (female) phantom $hitter who leaves the loos in a horrendous state. I can't understand the mentality of someone who would do that 
Not washing hands afterwards is pure laziness IMO and I wouldn't say it was money/ class based - have seen some quite posh-looking women in restaurant loos (ie eating straight afterwards *puke*) not wash at all.
Not washing hands afterwards is pure laziness IMO and I wouldn't say it was money/ class based - have seen some quite posh-looking women in restaurant loos (ie eating straight afterwards *puke*) not wash at all.
03 December 2010, 04:47 PM
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03 December 2010, 05:30 PM
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Used to eat regularly at a local pub we were quizzing at.
Then one night, I went for a p*ss and the toilets STANK.
As I was finishing, the cubicle door opened and out came the younger of two chefs, straight out, no handwash.
Never ate their again.
Then one night, I went for a p*ss and the toilets STANK.
As I was finishing, the cubicle door opened and out came the younger of two chefs, straight out, no handwash.
Never ate their again.
04 December 2010, 11:34 AM
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I don't get this.
My *** is clean. Washing it is a pleasurable experience that I do thoroughly and often. It spends most its time encased in clean cotton. Since the age of about 3, I have been perfectly capable of having a slash without getting it all over myself. Why would I wash my hands after touching it? I don't need to wash my hands after touching my own elbow, so why should my *** be any different? Fair enough if your *** is a rotten sausage of weeping sores you would want clean hands after touching it, but mine isnt!
As for the washing hands thing...... if you have dirty hands, you turn the tap on, clean your hands then turn the dirty tap handle off again, then dry them and push the door handle on the way out.... every one of those surfaces contains a hell of a lot more germs and filth than my *** ever will. If you start worrying about things like that, you may as well moved into an oxygen bubble and never go outside again.
My *** is clean. Washing it is a pleasurable experience that I do thoroughly and often. It spends most its time encased in clean cotton. Since the age of about 3, I have been perfectly capable of having a slash without getting it all over myself. Why would I wash my hands after touching it? I don't need to wash my hands after touching my own elbow, so why should my *** be any different? Fair enough if your *** is a rotten sausage of weeping sores you would want clean hands after touching it, but mine isnt!
As for the washing hands thing...... if you have dirty hands, you turn the tap on, clean your hands then turn the dirty tap handle off again, then dry them and push the door handle on the way out.... every one of those surfaces contains a hell of a lot more germs and filth than my *** ever will. If you start worrying about things like that, you may as well moved into an oxygen bubble and never go outside again.
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04 December 2010, 11:39 AM
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There is 1 or 2 at our works that don't wash their hands after being to the toilet.
If they ever borrow a pen etc, it gets dumped straight in the bin once returned.
One particular guy (in his 60's) is a proper dirty ******. Never washes his hands, and can be seen regularily putting his hand down his pants to scratch his bollox, only to then start smelling his fingers.
One day while we had an internal seminar, food was provided by the company. I walked in to see this guy lifting the tops off all the sandwiches to see what filling were inside. I had a bag of crisps and a chocolate bar instead that day.
The word is full of dirty *******.
If they ever borrow a pen etc, it gets dumped straight in the bin once returned.
One particular guy (in his 60's) is a proper dirty ******. Never washes his hands, and can be seen regularily putting his hand down his pants to scratch his bollox, only to then start smelling his fingers.
One day while we had an internal seminar, food was provided by the company. I walked in to see this guy lifting the tops off all the sandwiches to see what filling were inside. I had a bag of crisps and a chocolate bar instead that day.
The word is full of dirty *******.
05 December 2010, 05:10 PM
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I don't get this.
My *** is clean. Washing it is a pleasurable experience that I do thoroughly and often. It spends most its time encased in clean cotton. Since the age of about 3, I have been perfectly capable of having a slash without getting it all over myself. Why would I wash my hands after touching it? I don't need to wash my hands after touching my own elbow, so why should my *** be any different? Fair enough if your *** is a rotten sausage of weeping sores you would want clean hands after touching it, but mine isnt!
As for the washing hands thing...... if you have dirty hands, you turn the tap on, clean your hands then turn the dirty tap handle off again, then dry them and push the door handle on the way out.... every one of those surfaces contains a hell of a lot more germs and filth than my *** ever will. If you start worrying about things like that, you may as well moved into an oxygen bubble and never go outside again.
My *** is clean. Washing it is a pleasurable experience that I do thoroughly and often. It spends most its time encased in clean cotton. Since the age of about 3, I have been perfectly capable of having a slash without getting it all over myself. Why would I wash my hands after touching it? I don't need to wash my hands after touching my own elbow, so why should my *** be any different? Fair enough if your *** is a rotten sausage of weeping sores you would want clean hands after touching it, but mine isnt!
As for the washing hands thing...... if you have dirty hands, you turn the tap on, clean your hands then turn the dirty tap handle off again, then dry them and push the door handle on the way out.... every one of those surfaces contains a hell of a lot more germs and filth than my *** ever will. If you start worrying about things like that, you may as well moved into an oxygen bubble and never go outside again.