Independence Day? Either that or Bruce Willis is heading into space.

Well I for one welcome our new alien overlords.


http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2010...ra_Update.html

 

My vote is for a supermassive binary black hole system

 

It's rumoured they've located the Deathstar!

 

He might have a point!

 

Even worse it's full of Muslims eating Halal meat!

 

Dr Chris Smith discussed it on 5live the other morning, basically, it will mean nothing to the vast majority of the worlds population, unless you have a great interest in physical cosmology.

 

" Oh my god, its full of stars"


My moneys on the monolith


Mart

 

Yeah right, I'm going for the spoon shaped aliens... They've found one alive.

Or they've discovered we're all living inside a giant block of cheese (the universe is one of the holes in it).

Has to be one of those two.

 

Google Area 51, we already have alive aliens, silly.

 

Would explain what's been sucking up all the world's money..... it MUST have gone somewhere....

 

Thought it went up brown's ****?

 

Or thy've found Muslim eating Bacon on the Moon !

 

there is no bacon on the Moo.. bacon is on the Oink!.... Foo !

 

Ya ******, in before the edit

 

Maybe its a red hot disk, covered in oil, if so, check the A380 movements.

 

Perhaps they have found the reason that this forum double posts **** loads

 

Perhaps they have found the reason that this forum double posts **** loads

 

No chance. The "exceptional object" they have discovered is your waistline mate

 

Im hoping it's this:



Im charging the light sabre as we speak...........

 

According to inside sources, they have located an object - thought to be Allah - moving away from the earth at a speed slightly less than the speed of light clutching half a rucksack.

 

My Svelt waistline is rather exeptional, very nice of you to say......... As flattering as it is for you to say however I do have to wander about your sexual tendencies and am considering taking ivasive action the next time I see you in the hope you don't see me first, I don't like being taken at all, least of all by suprise :P

 

Did he have his 6 year old wife with him ?

 

Sounds lime somone might have been reading Deception Point

 

So, to sum this thread up, SJ_Skyline, is bent like a snapped in half broken ruler and Stealth is so obese that he wants to eat rulers.

Get a room benders

 

Hell yeah I'll eat a ruler, gotta be some goodness in it....... SJ is as bent as a snapped ruler but he isn't one so no, there will be no eating of him!!

now if you could keep your closet homo erotic fantasies to yourself you under sexed wanna be voyeur queen and let this get back on topic that would be much appreciated poppet

 

Lets rewind..Nobody, normal, would attempt to ear a ruler, how you would ascertain one would have goodness in it defeats me.
Then the oxymoron;
Logic? I want to punch a Unicorn in the face, because I want to.

I have no come back, love it ^^

 

Hey if a ruler has been sat on my desk it is bound to have some goodness in it, all the crumbs etc from the spilt food from this over obese desk worker must have worked their way in to the ruler by now LOL

Logic = Yes he is as bent as a snapped ruler... BUT he isn't a snapped ruler this meaning I wouldn't eat him... JEESSHHH!

Oh and I'm not Really Obese................... I prefer the term car jacker proof

 

For Christs sake mate. I have taken the liberty of correcting your God-awfull spelling to save you further online embarassment

One too many Ribenas tonight?



p.s. How's the mrs and the little ones?

 

Why bother? I am only going to make them else where and you can't mother me forever LOL

I work in IT, I don't ned to speel, I have a speel chicker in wurd four that LMFAO!

I think the problem is not enough sugar...... must eat more LOL

Everone is fine here matey ta You all good ?? Kids causing more mischief ? LOL

 

Hey, ok, petite.

Slap his *** and call him a bender then