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Old 12 November 2010, 06:45 PM
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Exclamation NASA to hold live press conference Monday, after finding "extraordinary object".

Independence Day? Either that or Bruce Willis is heading into space.

Well I for one welcome our new alien overlords.


http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2010...ra_Update.html
Old 12 November 2010, 07:16 PM
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My vote is for a supermassive binary black hole system
Old 12 November 2010, 07:19 PM
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It's rumoured they've located the Deathstar!
Old 12 November 2010, 07:24 PM
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He might have a point!

Old 12 November 2010, 07:24 PM
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Even worse it's full of Muslims eating Halal meat!
Old 12 November 2010, 07:29 PM
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Dr Chris Smith discussed it on 5live the other morning, basically, it will mean nothing to the vast majority of the worlds population, unless you have a great interest in physical cosmology.
Old 12 November 2010, 07:32 PM
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" Oh my god, its full of stars"


My moneys on the monolith


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Old 12 November 2010, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Dedrater
Dr Chris Smith discussed it on 5live the other morning, basically, it will mean nothing to the vast majority of the worlds population, unless you have a great interest in physical cosmology.
Yeah right, I'm going for the spoon shaped aliens... They've found one alive.

Or they've discovered we're all living inside a giant block of cheese (the universe is one of the holes in it).

Has to be one of those two.
Old 12 November 2010, 07:35 PM
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Google Area 51, we already have alive aliens, silly.
Old 12 November 2010, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jods
My vote is for a supermassive binary black hole system
Would explain what's been sucking up all the world's money..... it MUST have gone somewhere....
Old 12 November 2010, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
Would explain what's been sucking up all the world's money..... it MUST have gone somewhere....
Thought it went up brown's ****?
Old 12 November 2010, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
Even worse it's full of Muslims eating Halal meat!
Or thy've found Muslim eating Bacon on the Moon !






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Old 12 November 2010, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
Or thy've found Muslim eating Bacon on the Moo !





there is no bacon on the Moo.. bacon is on the Oink!.... Foo !
Old 12 November 2010, 07:53 PM
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Ya ******, in before the edit
Old 12 November 2010, 07:58 PM
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Maybe its a red hot disk, covered in oil, if so, check the A380 movements.
Old 12 November 2010, 08:06 PM
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Perhaps they have found the reason that this forum double posts **** loads
Old 12 November 2010, 08:08 PM
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Perhaps they have found the reason that this forum double posts **** loads
Old 12 November 2010, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealth
Perhaps they have found the reason that this forum double posts **** loads
No chance. The "exceptional object" they have discovered is your waistline mate
Old 12 November 2010, 10:05 PM
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Im hoping it's this:



Im charging the light sabre as we speak...........
Old 12 November 2010, 10:13 PM
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According to inside sources, they have located an object - thought to be Allah - moving away from the earth at a speed slightly less than the speed of light clutching half a rucksack.
Old 12 November 2010, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
No chance. The "exceptional object" they have discovered is your waistline mate
My Svelt waistline is rather exeptional, very nice of you to say......... As flattering as it is for you to say however I do have to wander about your sexual tendencies and am considering taking ivasive action the next time I see you in the hope you don't see me first, I don't like being taken at all, least of all by suprise :P
Old 12 November 2010, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
According to inside sources, they have located an object - thought to be Allah - moving away from the earth at a speed slightly less than the speed of light clutching half a rucksack.

Did he have his 6 year old wife with him ?
Old 12 November 2010, 10:52 PM
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Sounds lime somone might have been reading Deception Point
Old 12 November 2010, 11:04 PM
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So, to sum this thread up, SJ_Skyline, is bent like a snapped in half broken ruler and Stealth is so obese that he wants to eat rulers.

Get a room benders
Old 12 November 2010, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Dedrater
So, to sum this thread up, SJ_Skyline, is bent like a snapped in half broken ruler and Stealth is so obese that he wants to eat rulers.

Get a room benders
Hell yeah I'll eat a ruler, gotta be some goodness in it....... SJ is as bent as a snapped ruler but he isn't one so no, there will be no eating of him!!

now if you could keep your closet homo erotic fantasies to yourself you under sexed wanna be voyeur queen and let this get back on topic that would be much appreciated poppet

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Old 12 November 2010, 11:42 PM
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Lets rewind..Nobody, normal, would attempt to ear a ruler, how you would ascertain one would have goodness in it defeats me.
Then the oxymoron;
SJ is as bent as a snapped ruler but he isn't one
Logic? I want to punch a Unicorn in the face, because I want to.

Originally Posted by Stealth
now if you could keep your closet homo erotic fantasies to yourself you under sexed wanna be voyeur queen and let this get back on topic that would be much appreciated poppet
I have no come back, love it ^^
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Originally Posted by Dedrater
Lets rewind..Nobody, normal, would attempt to ear a ruler, how you would ascertain one would have goodness in it defeats me.
Then the oxymoron;

Logic? I want to punch a Unicorn in the face, because I want to.
Hey if a ruler has been sat on my desk it is bound to have some goodness in it, all the crumbs etc from the spilt food from this over obese desk worker must have worked their way in to the ruler by now LOL

Logic = Yes he is as bent as a snapped ruler... BUT he isn't a snapped ruler this meaning I wouldn't eat him... JEESSHHH!

Oh and I'm not Really Obese................... I prefer the term car jacker proof

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Old 13 November 2010, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Stealth
My Svelt waistline is rather exceptional, very nice of you to say......... As flattering as it is for you to say however I do have to wonder about your sexual tendancies and I am considering taking invasive action the next time I see you in the hope you don't see me first. I don't like being taken at all, least of all by surprise :P
For Christs sake mate. I have taken the liberty of correcting your God-awfull spelling to save you further online embarassment

One too many Ribenas tonight?



p.s. How's the mrs and the little ones?

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Old 13 November 2010, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
For Christs sake mate. I have taken the liberty of correcting your God-awfull spelling to save you further embarassment
Why bother? I am only going to make them else where and you can't mother me forever LOL

I work in IT, I don't ned to speel, I have a speel chicker in wurd four that LMFAO!

I think the problem is not enough sugar...... must eat more LOL

Everone is fine here matey ta You all good ?? Kids causing more mischief ? LOL

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Old 13 November 2010, 12:24 AM
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Hey, ok, petite.

Slap his *** and call him a bender then


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