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Old 08 October 2010, 07:38 PM
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He's a bit gay.
Old 08 October 2010, 07:48 PM
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5th gear and still the same bunch of ***** presenting it,plus some guy that looks like a vampire...
Old 08 October 2010, 08:00 PM
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no real loss for top gear, that Skoda Record event was S*** what a wimp.
Old 08 October 2010, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
5th gear and still the same bunch of ***** presenting it,plus some guy that looks like a vampire...
Agree, they are the tossers at uni who ran the union and thought everyone loved them.

Except for VBH who i'd bang like a screen door in a hurricane though.
Old 08 October 2010, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Except for VBH who i'd bang like a screen door in a hurricane though.
She's had more bangs than a v12 and 8000 rpm for 10 years
Old 08 October 2010, 08:20 PM
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Aye.....

She likes ****..
Old 08 October 2010, 08:27 PM
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It really isn't a wonder why TopGear gave him a non-speaking role!
Old 08 October 2010, 08:49 PM
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He was in TG on many occasions, conspicuously un-named ('professional racing driver' 'racer called Ben' etc) - he always sounded somewhat effeminate.
Old 08 October 2010, 09:29 PM
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Hardly suprising that he turned up on there. Afterall VBH is married to Top Gears producer!

I bang her senseless too
Old 08 October 2010, 09:56 PM
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always admired "the stig". although now my I AM THE STIG and more recently I AM THE STIGS FAT COUSIN t-shirts are pretty worthless now.

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Old 08 October 2010, 10:39 PM
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What a surprise 5G tries to take a pop/pee of TG yet again - getting a bit boring now, like the show. VBH looks liks a haggered fat butch man too. WTF do they have that idiot who was in the Skoda, I've never seen him do 1 decent article.
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I thought VBH was a rug muncher
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Originally Posted by zip106
I thought VBH was a rug muncher
Me too, the way she's let herself go.

She should have her own post code
Old 09 October 2010, 07:12 AM
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Me too, the way she's let herself go.

She should have her own post code


Yeah, she is a fat heffer.
Old 09 October 2010, 11:47 AM
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He is probably a lot happier on Fifth Gear anyway.

If he is actually a homosexual, how would that affect his ability to do the job?

Les
Old 09 October 2010, 11:54 AM
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The best bit about 5th gear is the Tiff vs Jason battles. Admittedly last nights was tame as no head to head. I remember one (boxster vs z4 iirc) where Jason was so close to taking Tiff out

BBC should get Tiff & Plato on TG as a replacement for the Stig and for each fast lap see who can get the best time. Now that would be cool

My sky planner said Jason was driving the fastest production porsche ever but that never happened. Also didnt 5G used to a 1hr show and now just 30 mins?

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Old 09 October 2010, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
He is probably a lot happier on Fifth Gear anyway.

If he is actually a homosexual, how would that affect his ability to do the job?

Les
Wife and kids means he probably aint a bumder
Old 09 October 2010, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
If he is actually a homosexual, how would that affect his ability to do the job?
Gheys should stick to fashion and interior design shows not the manly world of motoring!
Old 10 October 2010, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Gheys should stick to fashion and interior design shows not the manly world of motoring!
You ought to challenge him to a bit of competition on a track day and see how you feel after that!

Les
Old 10 October 2010, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by P1Fanatic
The best bit about 5th gear is the Tiff vs Jason battles.
But that's an utter waste of time! Tiff hangs the **** out everywhere whilst Jason drives properly, of course Jason's gonna put a quicker lap in.

Oh and that car that Ben drove isn't the quickest thing out there, not by a long way...

Try this at 4.7 seconds for the quarter at 319 mph (versus 8 seconds for Collins)

Old 10 October 2010, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by fatscoobfella1
Wife and kids means he probably aint a bumder
That's what he wants you to think...
Old 11 October 2010, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
But that's an utter waste of time! Tiff hangs the **** out everywhere whilst Jason drives properly, of course Jason's gonna put a quicker lap in.

Oh and that car that Ben drove isn't the quickest thing out there, not by a long way...

Try this at 4.7 seconds for the quarter at 319 mph (versus 8 seconds for Collins)

It is quite true of course that "**** outhanging" will not prduce the fastest lap times, even if it is entertaining. Tiff was well worth watching at the Goodwood revival!

Les
Old 11 October 2010, 01:21 PM
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BC (Stig) not such a great driver after all. Mid field in BTCC yesterday until he fell off into the gravel
Old 11 October 2010, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by MalcB
BC (Stig) not such a great driver after all. Mid field in BTCC yesterday until he fell off into the gravel
he has been sand bagging all these years on on top gear then lol,
Race 3 was the closest he got to his co presenter and Plato had given up once he had won the championship.
Old 11 October 2010, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
He is probably a lot happier on Fifth Gear anyway.

If he is actually a homosexual, how would that affect his ability to do the job?

Les
its a bit hard to race a car round a track with a big man called leroy hanging out of your ****.
Old 11 October 2010, 03:01 PM
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Some say..................................???
Old 11 October 2010, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by P1Fanatic
didnt 5G used to a 1hr show and now just 30 mins ?
Novel way of further upping the number of presenters, a bit like a bag of crisps still only costing 30p but only containing 4 crisps. Why do C5 programs need so many presenters ? Take off the ads before, after and in the middle, opening and closing credits, the 'coming up in this weeks show' at the start and mid-way, the competition, and the 'on next weeks show' and it's only about 12 minutes of footage. They have Tiff, Plato, VBH, Tom, Geek, Stig, Johnny, and maybe that cool DJ tosser too. They could do 90 seconds each to fill the show each week. That bloody Gadget Show bollox is the same, managing to employ half of Herefordshire whilst providing NO useable information and only mediocre entertainment, apart from Suzi's legs, and now Pollyanna's too

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Old 11 October 2010, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
its a bit hard to race a car round a track with a big man called leroy hanging out of your ****.
FPMSL
Old 12 October 2010, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
its a bit hard to race a car round a track with a big man called leroy hanging out of your ****.
True oh King, but more sensible to get the timing right wouldn't you say?

Les
Old 12 October 2010, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
True oh King, but more sensible to get the timing right wouldn't you say?

Les
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