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01 October 2010, 09:31 AM
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The makers of Fairy washing up liquid have recently updated their advertisements to reflect current times and social trends:
Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm only 14, init!, Now shut the f*ck up and eat your f*cking Pot Noodle before your dad gets home!"
Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm only 14, init!, Now shut the f*ck up and eat your f*cking Pot Noodle before your dad gets home!"
01 October 2010, 09:32 AM
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Willie Nelson on Ageing
Whether you are a country fan or not, these are truly the words of a deep thinker and a highly intelligent person.
So simple, yet so profound.
Sit back and enjoy these words of wisdom from Willie Nelson regarding his 75th birthday.
"I have outlived my dick."
Whether you are a country fan or not, these are truly the words of a deep thinker and a highly intelligent person.
So simple, yet so profound.
Sit back and enjoy these words of wisdom from Willie Nelson regarding his 75th birthday.
"I have outlived my dick."
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The makers of Fairy washing up liquid have recently updated their advertisements to reflect current times and social trends:
Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm only 14, init!, Now shut the f*ck up and eat your f*cking Pot Noodle before your dad gets home!"
Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm only 14, init!, Now shut the f*ck up and eat your f*cking Pot Noodle before your dad gets home!"
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The makers of Fairy washing up liquid have recently updated their advertisements to reflect current times and social trends:
Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm only 14, init!, Now shut the f*ck up and eat your f*cking Pot Noodle before your dad gets home!"
Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm only 14, init!, Now shut the f*ck up and eat your f*cking Pot Noodle before your dad gets home!"
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The makers of Fairy washing up liquid have recently updated their advertisements to reflect current times and social trends:
Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm only 14, init!, Now shut the f*ck up and eat your f*cking Pot Noodle before our dad gets home!"
Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm only 14, init!, Now shut the f*ck up and eat your f*cking Pot Noodle before our dad gets home!"
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The makers of Fairy washing up liquid have recently updated their advertisements to reflect current times and social trends:
Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm only 14, init!, Now shut the f*ck up and eat your f*cking Pot Noodle before your other mother gets home from the dole office !"
Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm only 14, init!, Now shut the f*ck up and eat your f*cking Pot Noodle before your other mother gets home from the dole office !"
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P.S. Sorry 'bout the repeated swearing Leslie...
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