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Old 20 September 2010, 09:17 PM
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Thumbs up Half Price Viagra at Tesco's!!!

WoooooHooooooo!!

The supermarket is to start selling the drug over the counter at half the price of Boots.

Last year, Boots became the first store to sell Viagra, which was previously only available on prescription, direct to customers.

The drug was available at £55 for four pills - but Tesco has upped the stakes by selling it at £52 for eight from next Monday.

Suits me fine!
Old 20 September 2010, 09:20 PM
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Jesus, that`s dear!!!!
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Originally Posted by pslewis
WoooooHooooooo!!

The supermarket is to start selling the drug over the counter at half the price of Boots.

Last year, Boots became the first store to sell Viagra, which was previously only available on prescription, direct to customers.

The drug was available at £55 for four pills - but Tesco has upped the stakes by selling it at £52 for eight from next Monday.

Suits me fine!
prescription is cheaper
Old 20 September 2010, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
WoooooHooooooo!!

The supermarket is to start selling the drug over the counter at half the price of Boots.

Last year, Boots became the first store to sell Viagra, which was previously only available on prescription, direct to customers.

The drug was available at £55 for four pills - but Tesco has upped the stakes by selling it at £52 for eight from next Monday.

Suits me fine!
If you're 40-65 and fill in quite an extensive questionaire with regards your health, blood pressure etc
Old 20 September 2010, 09:25 PM
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Black market i
Indian counterfits cost. 50 pence each
Old 20 September 2010, 09:25 PM
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<cough> Kamagra ... 80p/pill </cough>
Old 20 September 2010, 09:25 PM
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Black market i
Indian counterfits cost. 50 pence each
Old 20 September 2010, 09:31 PM
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Just my friggin luck,like given a crayon set for birthday but no paper.Lets hope the local unwashed dont steal them and turn into hardend criminals,bum bum !
Old 20 September 2010, 09:33 PM
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There'll be some stiff competition out there
Old 20 September 2010, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
Black market i
Indian counterfits cost. 50 pence each
Are they packed by the taliban for the ultamate BANG,sorry could not resist!!
Old 20 September 2010, 09:44 PM
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Thanks for the heas up Pete, but I'm guessing 99% of Sn members wont need any.

But at those prices, all that bragging about your wealth you can't be that hard up.
Old 20 September 2010, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Simon C
Thanks for the heas up Pete, but I'm guessing 99% of Sn members wont need any.

But at those prices, all that bragging about your wealth you can't be that hard up.

I thought the point WAS to be (ahem) hard up....
Old 20 September 2010, 09:53 PM
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Some things are worth the price .......
Old 20 September 2010, 09:56 PM
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Mrs Lewis goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

'Not a chance' says Mrs. Lewis. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'

A week later Mrs. Lewis returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went. 'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'

'What happened?' asks the doctor.

'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.'

'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?'

"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years .....
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but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again.
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Some things are worth the price .......
are pound shop doing them pete
Old 20 September 2010, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Suits me fine!
they do do a "lite" version, for w4nkers
Old 20 September 2010, 10:21 PM
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As above, you can pick up Kamagra cheap as chips.

Tested a few out, to be honest they were a waste of time, granted I had a cracking stiffy, but after I sorted out the missus I was stuck with the ****ing thing, and all I wanted to do was watch the bloody TV.

We chucked the rest out.
Old 20 September 2010, 10:21 PM
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Someone I know bought half a suitcase of these home from India, £10 a pack down the local pub.
Old 20 September 2010, 10:23 PM
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I would rather one young, decent looking *****, than eight goes on the same thing for that sort of money
Old 20 September 2010, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by cookstar
Someone I know bought half a suitcase of these home from India, £10 a pack down the local pub.
My brother's wife's parents have property out there, he gets cheap holidays to India, the last time he went over, he made some decent pennies upon his return.
Old 20 September 2010, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
My brother's wife's parents have property out there, he gets cheap holidays to India, the last time he went over, he made some decent pennies upon his return.

I used to go to Goa 2/3 times a year, all of my trips and spending money was paid for and some by the spoils I returned home with.
Old 20 September 2010, 10:39 PM
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I got addicted to those a while back, it was the hardest 3 weeks of my life.....
Old 20 September 2010, 10:46 PM
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SIAL I know but reminds me of one of my old favourite jokes. Goes back to time when Bush was battling it out with Gore in US Presidential campaign.

Japanese Govt sent Bush half a tonne of Viagra "To help with elections"

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Old 20 September 2010, 11:25 PM
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My wife says you dont need viagra you are a hard enought pr--k to live with at the best of time,you know that was the nicest thing she said to me in 20yrs must be love !!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Dedrater
I would rather one young, decent looking *****, than eight goes on the same thing for that sort of money
Spent time in W-S-M
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Originally Posted by pslewis
WoooooHooooooo!!

The supermarket is to start selling the drug over the counter at half the price of Boots.

Last year, Boots became the first store to sell Viagra, which was previously only available on prescription, direct to customers.

The drug was available at £55 for four pills - but Tesco has upped the stakes by selling it at £52 for eight from next Monday.

Suits me fine!
Pete - so you are telling us that you need two of the little blue pills to get any movement down there?
Old 20 September 2010, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
As above, you can pick up Kamagra cheap as chips.

Tested a few out, to be honest they were a waste of time, granted I had a cracking stiffy, but after I sorted out the missus I was stuck with the ****ing thing, and all I wanted to do was watch the bloody TV.

We chucked the rest out.
Your better half has probably got use to the 3 min shuffle,did that include takin your pants off,respect Dude, Greg
Old 20 September 2010, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
Pete - so you are telling us that you need two of the little blue pills to get any movement down there?
I need 4 - the instructions say 1 for every 3" .........
Old 20 September 2010, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I need 4 - the instructions say 1 for every 3" .........
F@ck off as Chubby Brown would say,
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