Dedrater

*What do George Michael and Chilean miners have in common?
Both will be free after eight weeks of heavy drilling.

*Why did the Roman Catholic priest molest a little boy?
Because he was a Roman Catholic priest.

*How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
They tell you.

pslewis

They can't make telephone calls?

The Zohan

LMAO!

Keep 'em coming

Dedrater

*The George Michael Diaries - September 2010

Day 1) Woke up and was forced to suck off another man. Went for a shower and got raped by 2 blokes...one whom was black. Finished the night off with a few hand jobs for some of the guys and I let one handsome bloke give me a blow job.

Day 2) Got found guilty and jailed for driving under the influence of drugs


*An advert depicting a pregnant Nun eating an ice cream has been banned as it might offend the Pope.
It has been replaced by young children sucking and licking cones in various seemingly innocent poses.

"Oh my God! That's much better" said his holiness.

...This is the poster that has been banned btw..

benno22

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day 3) must remember to write to Dedrater...

Dedrater

*People are now simply referring to The Stig as "The Man Behind The Helmet".

I only call him that when he's standing behind Jeremy Clarkson.


*The US government announced today a $60 billion arms deal with Saudi Arabia, the biggest in their history.

They will sell Saudi Arabia F15 fighter jets, Apache and Black Hawk helicopters, and many other weapons that will one day be used against them.

*I'm not a racist, in fact I am a straight talking liberal.
I just want to live in a country where you can call a spade a spade.

*George Michael says he plans to spend his time in prison keeping fit by pumping iron.
Unlucky George, Mike Tyson was released from prison years ago.

*Ive just noticed that if you re-arrange the words 'Madeleine Mccann' it says..

"I cant believe Ive became a millionaire from losing a child because I was pissed out my face"

*Headline: Real IRA to target UK bankers.

I don't believe you. You wouldn't dare, you're too scared.

Dedrater

*After a lot thinking I've decided to name my ***** Faith.
My wife keeps complaining I never have it in her enough.

*A Canadian man, Henry Anekwu has been sentenced to 9 years in jail for fleecing U.S seniors out of $600,000 in a lottery scam.....

The Pope called him an amateur

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