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Old 14 September 2010, 12:21 PM
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Now I will set the scene....

A long wide road, no houses just a farm. The junction ahead by the farm is being modified, therefore it has three way lights.
I am approaching the lights travelling just above the speed limit maybe 32.

Anyhow, I seethis idiot right up my bumper in a car so small I can barely see it, I can sense his urgency to go past, but as I live around the corner, I know these three way lights are at the end of the road, and stand a good chance of being on red.

So, I slow down, then he goes past.
His car is screaming as he nails it to get past me, only to then be faced with the red light ahead of him
I approach and sit behind him and simply let the window down, wiggle my little finger at him, followed by a slightly ruder hand gesture.

He sat very calmly at the lights, but I could see his motor mouth going for gold in the mirror. Then, as he went to pull off he stalled, so I merilly drove past, and gave him the
finger.

He didn't look impressed. Shouldn't be a **** then.
Old 14 September 2010, 12:36 PM
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Great story

Sadly yesterday was no fun for me. I stood for what seems like ages at the side of the M25 after witnessing a LHD artic pull out into a van and t-bone it right in front of me. It was a poigniant reminder to me of just how fragile vehicles are and how quickly an accident can unfold. I gave my details to the wombles when they turned up and was sent on my way. Amazingly it looks like nobody was too seriously hurt.
Old 14 September 2010, 12:39 PM
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Nicely done, they have a 5 year warranty apparently - the cars that is not the owners
Old 14 September 2010, 02:00 PM
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Yes, 5 years warranty, says it all.
Old 14 September 2010, 02:16 PM
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How very dare he pass a super car! Just whooooo does he think he is???

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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
How very dare he pass a super car! Just whooooo does he think he is???

Exactly! Lol.
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I had to smile at the final outcome!

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Old 14 September 2010, 05:41 PM
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"Needless to say I had the last laugh"

Old 14 September 2010, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
"Needless to say I had the last laugh"

Haha!!
Old 14 September 2010, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
I'm impressed! Stopped at the lights in a queue and you left enough room to pull out and overtake... You need to have a word with my wife about that aspect of driving .....

Dave
'Tyres and Tarmac' - Frank Minton aka my driving instructor! His little slogans still stick in my head.
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Now I will set the scene....

A long wide road, no houses just a farm. The junction ahead by the farm is being modified, therefore it has three way lights.
Is this the junction near a crematorium

If it is then they've been messing about with the junction for months
Old 15 September 2010, 11:25 AM
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Oh Yes........

Do I know you?
Old 15 September 2010, 11:30 AM
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Don't think so but you never know.....

Old 15 September 2010, 11:56 AM
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Well assuming you drive a scoob.... and I drive a scoob, and we both live near one another, it won't take me long. There are not many round by me.
Old 15 September 2010, 03:35 PM
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I may drive a KIA........
Old 15 September 2010, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pacenote
I may drive a KIA........
I have Picanto and funnily enough some bird in a scoob cut me up then flipped me the bird the other day - she must have been on the rag
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Old 15 September 2010, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pacenote
I have a message for her as well pictures worth a thousand words an all that
Old 15 September 2010, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I have Picanto and funnily enough some bird in a scoob cut me up then flipped me the bird the other day - she must have been on the rag
Doesn't happen (the coil, enough said)

Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I have a message for her as well pictures worth a thousand words an all that
That's not nice, but no doubt I will be told that's due to me being a wimmins.
But beleive my, I have my reasons.
Old 15 September 2010, 09:48 PM
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Is it because black men scare you ?

Racist
Old 16 September 2010, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Is it because black men scare you ?

Racist
He scares me although not as much as Alan Partridge does!

Alan in action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS1le_8ZhOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQNzL...eature=related

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Old 16 September 2010, 09:05 AM
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I dont think you even need the hand gestures , he knows what hes done

Its quite intresting to see the number of drivers of late tailgate you on approach to a 30
, and then overtake - im guessing theyre assuming that all scameras are now defunct
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