Them scroates seam to be getting better as time goes by.
05 August 2010, 04:03 PM
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Them scroates seam to be getting better as time goes by.
Not!
I am actually a little stunned, i think i have seen it all now.
Semi regular punter arrives on site with a full car (full of scroates) no que so they arrive right at the front on the prewash pad, before they go through the wash, as i walk outside, one of them jumps out the car and starts having a slash on the fence next to the prewash pad
Seriously?
I lost my rag a bit, actually quite a bit, another customer was pulling onsite and i could see him pulling around to our newly designated external toilet spot.
"Who man! (said in loud geordie accent
what the **** do you think you are doing?"
"Ehh? am having a **** like"
"WHAT THE ****? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE ****ING LAND OF THE CAVE PEOPLE?"
"ehh? where am i supposed to go like?
"GET YOURSELF ACCROSS THE ROAD AND **** IN ASDAS TOILETS"
"aye right! as if i`m gonna cross the road just for a ****! i did n`t think it would be a problem"
Seriously at this point, i was weighing up the chances of me being able to dropkick the little **** over the fence before the other customer arrived at the prewash pad
"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST ****ING JUMP OUT AND **** ON MY ****ING FENCE?!?"
"ehh? i never thought it would be a problem, ill just go and **** on the road"
:c uckoo:
I should have kicked the little ****ing **** in the ****.
The driver of the charva chariot actually apologised for his mate when i served him, he generally seams ok, but the last time he was in, i sold him 3 magic tree air fresheners and the knobber opened his window while going through the wash hall and through the wrappers out the window, so he is not the most sterling of british citizens either.
Cant help feeling that the ****-chap was trying to show off (ie: watch this i will **** right outside the entrance)
Unbelievable!
Next customer said "was he trying to go to the toilet?" while shaking his head
I am actually a little stunned, i think i have seen it all now.
Semi regular punter arrives on site with a full car (full of scroates) no que so they arrive right at the front on the prewash pad, before they go through the wash, as i walk outside, one of them jumps out the car and starts having a slash on the fence next to the prewash pad
Seriously?
I lost my rag a bit, actually quite a bit, another customer was pulling onsite and i could see him pulling around to our newly designated external toilet spot.
"Who man! (said in loud geordie accent
what the **** do you think you are doing?""Ehh? am having a **** like"
"WHAT THE ****? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE ****ING LAND OF THE CAVE PEOPLE?"
"ehh? where am i supposed to go like?
"GET YOURSELF ACCROSS THE ROAD AND **** IN ASDAS TOILETS"
"aye right! as if i`m gonna cross the road just for a ****! i did n`t think it would be a problem"
Seriously at this point, i was weighing up the chances of me being able to dropkick the little **** over the fence before the other customer arrived at the prewash pad
"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST ****ING JUMP OUT AND **** ON MY ****ING FENCE?!?"
"ehh? i never thought it would be a problem, ill just go and **** on the road"
:c uckoo:I should have kicked the little ****ing **** in the ****.
The driver of the charva chariot actually apologised for his mate when i served him, he generally seams ok, but the last time he was in, i sold him 3 magic tree air fresheners and the knobber opened his window while going through the wash hall and through the wrappers out the window, so he is not the most sterling of british citizens either.
Cant help feeling that the ****-chap was trying to show off (ie: watch this i will **** right outside the entrance)
Unbelievable!
Next customer said "was he trying to go to the toilet?" while shaking his head
05 August 2010, 04:06 PM
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It feels a little like animals marking their territory, i hate this sort of behavior and letting stuff like this slide just seems to lead to bigger problems - IMHO that is
05 August 2010, 04:13 PM
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Should have shoved him in the back with both hands whilst he was having his ****. See how he likes it crashing into the fence and pissing all over himself.
Bet you he was from Sunderland too!
Bet you he was from Sunderland too!
05 August 2010, 05:09 PM
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These ******'s don't have respect for themselves let alone anyone else, I recently had car driving along in front of me in a national speed limit when the drivers door opened and a massive macdonalds bag was thrown out onto the road where it exploded showering my car and everyone else behind me with old wrappers etc. I followed him until he parked up where I confronted him, he didn't give a s**t!
T****rs!
T****rs!
05 August 2010, 08:21 PM
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Not!
I am actually a little stunned, i think i have seen it all now.
Semi regular punter arrives on site with a full car (full of scroates) no que so they arrive right at the front on the prewash pad, before they go through the wash, as i walk outside, one of them jumps out the car and starts having a slash on the fence next to the prewash pad
Seriously?
I lost my rag a bit, actually quite a bit, another customer was pulling onsite and i could see him pulling around to our newly designated external toilet spot.
"Who man! (said in loud geordie accent what the **** do you think you are doing?"
"Ehh? am having a **** like"
"WHAT THE ****? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE ****ING LAND OF THE CAVE PEOPLE?"
"ehh? where am i supposed to go like?
"GET YOURSELF ACCROSS THE ROAD AND **** IN ASDAS TOILETS"
"aye right! as if i`m gonna cross the road just for a ****! i did n`t think it would be a problem"
Seriously at this point, i was weighing up the chances of me being able to dropkick the little **** over the fence before the other customer arrived at the prewash pad
"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST ****ING JUMP OUT AND **** ON MY ****ING FENCE?!?"
"ehh? i never thought it would be a problem, ill just go and **** on the road"
:c uckoo:
I should have kicked the little ****ing **** in the ****.
The driver of the charva chariot actually apologised for his mate when i served him, he generally seams ok, but the last time he was in, i sold him 3 magic tree air fresheners and the knobber opened his window while going through the wash hall and through the wrappers out the window, so he is not the most sterling of british citizens either.
Cant help feeling that the ****-chap was trying to show off (ie: watch this i will **** right outside the entrance)
Unbelievable!
Next customer said "was he trying to go to the toilet?" while shaking his head
I am actually a little stunned, i think i have seen it all now.
Semi regular punter arrives on site with a full car (full of scroates) no que so they arrive right at the front on the prewash pad, before they go through the wash, as i walk outside, one of them jumps out the car and starts having a slash on the fence next to the prewash pad
Seriously?
I lost my rag a bit, actually quite a bit, another customer was pulling onsite and i could see him pulling around to our newly designated external toilet spot.
"Who man! (said in loud geordie accent
what the **** do you think you are doing?""Ehh? am having a **** like"
"WHAT THE ****? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE ****ING LAND OF THE CAVE PEOPLE?"
"ehh? where am i supposed to go like?
"GET YOURSELF ACCROSS THE ROAD AND **** IN ASDAS TOILETS"
"aye right! as if i`m gonna cross the road just for a ****! i did n`t think it would be a problem"
Seriously at this point, i was weighing up the chances of me being able to dropkick the little **** over the fence before the other customer arrived at the prewash pad
"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST ****ING JUMP OUT AND **** ON MY ****ING FENCE?!?"
"ehh? i never thought it would be a problem, ill just go and **** on the road"
:c uckoo:I should have kicked the little ****ing **** in the ****.
The driver of the charva chariot actually apologised for his mate when i served him, he generally seams ok, but the last time he was in, i sold him 3 magic tree air fresheners and the knobber opened his window while going through the wash hall and through the wrappers out the window, so he is not the most sterling of british citizens either.
Cant help feeling that the ****-chap was trying to show off (ie: watch this i will **** right outside the entrance)
Unbelievable!
Next customer said "was he trying to go to the toilet?" while shaking his head
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06 August 2010, 03:57 PM
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At least you get a pi55 on the forecourt.
Every now and then we have a steaming turd parked within a stones throw of our front door at work.
We've narrowed it down to an inconsiderate dog owner or a disgruntled client.
Every now and then we have a steaming turd parked within a stones throw of our front door at work.
We've narrowed it down to an inconsiderate dog owner or a disgruntled client.
06 August 2010, 04:39 PM
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our local landlord had this same problem . people pissing down the side of pub into the cellar area . all he did was connect up a electric cow fence to the railings . it almost became a spectator sport watching blokes jump about 2feet in the air **** in hand with **** allover themselves oh and the screams where superb as well
07 August 2010, 10:39 AM
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our local landlord had this same problem . people pissing down the side of pub into the cellar area . all he did was connect up a electric cow fence to the railings . it almost became a spectator sport watching blokes jump about 2feet in the air **** in hand with **** allover themselves oh and the screams where superb as well
Les
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Funniest story I've heard for ages
When we had a conservatory built a few years ago we told the builders that they could use our toilet if needs be. Came home from work one night & parked at rear of house, got out & it stank of **** ... dirty ******* had only gone & pissed on the back fence
Actually took weeks for the smell to go, I guess builders don't drink much water ...
TX.
When we had a conservatory built a few years ago we told the builders that they could use our toilet if needs be. Came home from work one night & parked at rear of house, got out & it stank of **** ... dirty ******* had only gone & pissed on the back fence
Actually took weeks for the smell to go, I guess builders don't drink much water ...TX.
08 August 2010, 11:54 AM
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Now that would be entertaining!
Les
