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Old 05 August 2010, 03:02 PM
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she was busting out of her blouse ??

In work the other day a generously chested (but slightly overweight) female co-worker was wearing a tight white blouse and her puppies were straining to get out and the buttons were having a hard time keeping them in. Another co-worker who is very camp ( don't think that he is ghey) and the girl's best friend told her about the situation so she became very aware of the impending breakout and tried to cover herself up for the rest of the day and hasn't worn the blouse again since.

So my question is... If you were a normal red blooded horn dog would you of told her and saved her emabrrasment ? or just enjoyed the view and stored the images in the w@nkbank ??

Answer's on a postcard...

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Old 05 August 2010, 03:13 PM
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I'm astonished you are having to ask!

And even more astonished you have not provided pictures to help us confirm our inevitable decision!

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Old 05 August 2010, 03:13 PM
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Kept quite for sure, unless it was the wife !!! hahahahah
Old 05 August 2010, 03:16 PM
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Keep schtum obviously!!

Theres quite a few girls that work in my office that keep trying for the great escape
Old 05 August 2010, 04:08 PM
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Wrong Wrong Wrong!

The correct move is to tell her that she's sat in some chalk dust. Her immediate reaction will be to use both arms and hands to pat her *** to find out. That extra strain should see those puppies break free!
Old 05 August 2010, 04:09 PM
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I would not say anyhting as I would not risk embarrassing the poor girl by pointing out her fashion faux pas................if you know what I mean.....

However......if they were a pair of beagle's ears and there was a risk of her knocking my coffee over the keyboard.......
Old 05 August 2010, 04:50 PM
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I'd do the decent thing....







....set up a webcam to capture the imminent button failure.
Old 05 August 2010, 04:52 PM
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If he still works where I think then I'd say its best to say **** all.
Old 05 August 2010, 05:30 PM
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She must of knew about it already,what woman dosen't look in the mirror to check herself out before leaving for work,or anywhere before they go out..I would of said ya breasts look sexy in that top and are dying to be let out,i wanna have a play with them..
Old 05 August 2010, 06:25 PM
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I was put on 'boob watch' by a female colleague I sat opposite in a job years ago, as she was worried about her (very nice) breasts popping out of a particular top she would wear so asked me to leep an eye out (no need, mine were already on stalks )
Was a good excuse to stare at her jugs all day
She had a boyf at the time (they're engaged now), so never did capitalise on that one. Proper **** bank material though

Defo keep schtum and stick in the bank for later
Old 05 August 2010, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Norman D. Landings
Wrong Wrong Wrong!

The correct move is to tell her that she's sat in some chalk dust. Her immediate reaction will be to use both arms and hands to pat her *** to find out. That extra strain should see those puppies break free!
Lateral thinking, I like it! Newton's Law: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Chalk dust, pat **** = boobage. Nice!
Old 05 August 2010, 08:53 PM
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it's like the Judy Finigan at the awards - some **** jumped up from the audience to tell her her blouse was wide open
serious minger but boobies...................
Old 05 August 2010, 10:00 PM
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She must have known when she put the blouse on....

Surely she didnt think, "it fits",then within the time taken to reach work,she had put on that much tit girth that she was hangin out of it ?

She was only trying to cover up because it got commented on,otherwise she would have left her size 40 bangers straining against her size 10 Tesco blouse..

Sounds a bit of an attention ***** to me.
Old 05 August 2010, 10:26 PM
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this thread is worthless without pics!
Old 05 August 2010, 10:33 PM
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i personally would of said is someone singing ?? when everyone replied no . i would oF said oops sorry its my perv hearing dear . she would reply what ? my next words would be a bit like spiderman only different . i CAN HEAR YOUR **** SINGING PLEASE RELEASE US LET US GO
Old 05 August 2010, 10:48 PM
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C'mon windy name the individuals and give me a laugh....
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If you have to ask the question... you are ghey!
Old 06 August 2010, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by tarmac terror
C'mon windy name the individuals and give me a laugh....
TT surely you can work it out, they both work in my team
Old 06 August 2010, 01:57 PM
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this thread is completely useless and has totaly waisted my time.

next time get pictures!!!!!!! christ did you not get educated as a teenager?,,,, pmsl


although i do like norman's idea lol
Old 06 August 2010, 02:04 PM
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Very bad manners to pass remarks about someone's personal appearance.

Best left and enjoyed I'd say!

Les
Old 06 August 2010, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Very bad manners to pass remarks about someone's personal appearance.

Best left and enjoyed I'd say!

Les
Ahh, the gentlemans perv
Old 07 August 2010, 01:16 PM
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No harm in looking!

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