The Fantasy Egg for Him
30 July 2010, 09:33 PM
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30 July 2010, 09:43 PM
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Loving the customer comments.....glad it's easy to wash.
30 July 2010, 09:45 PM
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What exactly is it?
How to put this tactfully....errr......I can't. You f*ck it. If you're a bit sad and lonely.
30 July 2010, 09:54 PM
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Why not just use a woman?
30 July 2010, 09:59 PM
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Is that where all your shares are pete?
30 July 2010, 10:40 PM
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Why not just use a woman?
They're harder to fit in your suitcase?
30 July 2010, 10:43 PM
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Why not just use a woman?
For the people interested in this device......that's called rape.
30 July 2010, 10:43 PM
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They're harder to fit in your suitcase?
Not if you use Rohipnol.
30 July 2010, 10:51 PM
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Why not just use a woman?
Because they are harder to wash out
30 July 2010, 10:58 PM
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surprise sex just remember to say boo afterwards
30 July 2010, 11:03 PM
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Not if you use Rohipnol.
Hats off, made me laugh out loud good and proper.
30 July 2010, 11:05 PM
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What are you supposed to do with that? Does it go up your clacker?
30 July 2010, 11:08 PM
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What are you supposed to do with that? Does it go up your clacker?
I'm almost certain your supposed to **** it......
If my lady bits looked like that I would be straight down the gp's surgery!
30 July 2010, 11:12 PM
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OK. An egg. Not exactly my first visual port of call when I require a J. Arthur in premier inn, but I guess times have changed.
30 July 2010, 11:16 PM
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OK. An egg. Not exactly my first visual port of call when I require a J. Arthur in premier inn, but I guess times have changed.
Yup. I prefer Razzle too.
30 July 2010, 11:25 PM
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This product really blows the chicken&egg theory wide open.
PSL, have you tried the 'oeuf d'amour' , or did you have to get it p1ssed first?
" aye.... I'll have a John Smiths, and a dodecahedral babycham for th'egg"
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Not sure i understand how you would **** a rubber egg
31 July 2010, 09:48 AM
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Just watched the video and discovered it has a hole
31 July 2010, 09:51 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkP0T...eature=related
Holy **** watch the video at the end, that **** looks fantastic
I would do the bird
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31 July 2010, 11:03 AM
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Standard question Pete!
What were you looking for when you found that?
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31 July 2010, 11:12 AM
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He was googling - rubber ******** egg of course!
31 July 2010, 12:48 PM
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Of course, silly of me not to twig that.
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31 July 2010, 01:21 PM
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I was on one of my Bargain Offers Websites .... seemed a good deal ... and I always bring you lot great deals
31 July 2010, 01:32 PM
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Might make some noise when used.
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Pros: Much better than having a ****!
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31 July 2010, 01:49 PM
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wtf, so its like a flexible rubber fleshlight then? sad
31 July 2010, 02:36 PM
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wtf, so its like a flexible rubber fleshlight then? sad
Hmmm....what on earth do you get up to with your flashlight!?
31 July 2010, 02:47 PM
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31 July 2010, 04:14 PM
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Hmmm....what on earth do you get up to with your flashlight!?
Shove it up yer hoop and play "scary **** ghosts"
31 July 2010, 04:45 PM
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Shove it up yer hoop and play "scary **** ghosts"
Sounds interesting! Is it for two players, or is it a group game?