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Well I tried, I really did. But as of this morning, she is dumped and back on the market.
I am sure she will have loads of takers, but just a word of caution. The final straw was this morning she announced that she is off to wembley to go and see Jedward as they are apparently doing a signing.
Signing what springs to mind but she is very excited
So if you are up to living with a complete fruitcake and one that loves Jedward (she is even going to see them in concert ) then drop me a postcard or PM with your best offer.
Does she come fully domesticated? Couldn't that terrible affliction of liking such a pair of numpties be dealt with with these?
domesticated..mmm no
Her terrible afflication for those numpties is unavoidable and will no doubt increase. As an example anything in our household that has a pair is immediately called a twin or 'john and edward '
we even have two hamsters and yes, guess what they are called
Thinking about it, I might chuck them in the deal as well
Damn, I already have 2 hamsters (not called John and Edward) so i'm out. Have you thought about removing the problem instead of the Mrs, i'm sure you'd get plenty of support on here clubbing together for a sniper rifle
Her terrible afflication for those numpties is unavoidable and will no doubt increase. As an example anything in our household that has a pair is immediately called a twin or 'john and edward '
we even have two hamsters and yes, guess what they are called
Thinking about it, I might chuck them in the deal as well
She even calls cars identical to hers John or Edward (I forget which funnily enough) She needs help
Damn, I already have 2 hamsters (not called John and Edward) so i'm out. Have you thought about removing the problem instead of the Mrs, i'm sure you'd get plenty of support on here clubbing together for a sniper rifle
Now you might have an idea there. I bet I could get a huge following going within days . One of the members surely has to be some hard nut east end gangsta type who has a penchant for some 'shoota's '
Now you might have an idea there. I bet I could get a huge following going within days . One of the members surely has to be some hard nut east end gangsta type who has a penchant for some 'shoota's '
Failing that stick her on ebay, just don't mention her terrible affliction
Why look past SN?? Theres a few firearm owners on here and I have both rifles and bows (rambo stylee)
I'm sure we could keep it in house.
I bet you gave your nose a quick tap with your finger whilst typing that
Originally Posted by **************
Failing that stick her on ebay, just don't mention her terrible affliction
I think ebay T&C;s mention that you have to divulge all facts before selling and I know the prospective buyer would soon uncover that fact.
All it would take would be a brief mention on the TV and she would be dancing around the house like a complete spazz in the style they do
How many Mrs Swiss's are there? I thought you posted a pic on the queuing for iphone thread of a blonde Mrs Swiss looking very different to the above Mrs Swiss?
Well, once you've had your final play with her Jedwards, I'll consider a px for mine - whose got and infliction for brasilian soap operas, think yourself lucky.
Well, once you've had your final play with her Jedwards, I'll consider a px for mine - whose got and infliction for brasilian soap operas, think yourself lucky.
Oh dear god !! You poor man and there I was bleating about my problem.
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Here you go but remember one thing. She likes JEDWARD !!!!!!!
Does she call the puppies John and Edward?
as for tapping it, well ... if asked nicely enough , and you being a 'mate' and all that... i guess, well.. you know what im saying.. and as much as it pains me to say, i actually found myself singing along to a song yesterday ... then realised it was THEM singing it!!!!
*they didnt do too bad a job , really
26 July 2010, 01:26 PM
Mrs Swiss is back on the market .....
) then drop me a postcard or PM with your best offer.
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