Well I tried, I really did. But as of this morning, she is dumped and back on the market.

I am sure she will have loads of takers, but just a word of caution. The final straw was this morning she announced that she is off to wembley to go and see Jedward as they are apparently doing a signing.
Signing what springs to mind but she is very excited

So if you are up to living with a complete fruitcake and one that loves Jedward (she is even going to see them in concert ) then drop me a postcard or PM with your best offer.

 

ill give you a fiver, but first i think everyone needs pics of her so we all know what is up for sale. adult section is fine

 

Gladly take er off your hands

















you pay the shrinks bill tho !

 

Absol....

...Oh, nevermind

 

swiss,

was there a picture with this thread? i am in work and our firewall blocks images.

 

Nope

So close

yeah mate, there were at least 3 semi nude ones. Shame you missed them

 

Surely its all for better or for worse though Swiss!

Shouldn't you bite the bullet and go with her?

Les

 

I would rather stick pointy hot things in my eyes

 

Seems she loves one pair of **** as much as you love another

 

domesticated..mmm no

Her terrible afflication for those numpties is unavoidable and will no doubt increase. As an example anything in our household that has a pair is immediately called a twin or 'john and edward '

we even have two hamsters and yes, guess what they are called

Thinking about it, I might chuck them in the deal as well

 

She even calls cars identical to hers John or Edward (I forget which funnily enough) She needs help

 

Thank you Paul. You , as her brother, is qualified to testify on my behalf that she is

Correct about the cars, even my friggin car (which must be about the most common model and colour) is named a John or an edward when spotted

 

Now you might have an idea there. I bet I could get a huge following going within days . One of the members surely has to be some hard nut east end gangsta type who has a penchant for some 'shoota's '

 

Why look past SN?? Theres a few firearm owners on here and I have both rifles and bows (rambo stylee)


I'm sure we could keep it in house.

 

I bet you gave your nose a quick tap with your finger whilst typing that

I think ebay T&C;s mention that you have to divulge all facts before selling and I know the prospective buyer would soon uncover that fact.
All it would take would be a brief mention on the TV and she would be dancing around the house like a complete spazz in the style they do

 

We really need pics before we can start the bidding Swiss!!

 

Talking of criminal intent, hows your car park fiasco coming along??

 

Irritating little creeps. I'll be having a word with Mrs Swiss, sharpish

 

Here you go but remember one thing. She likes JEDWARD !!!!!!!

 

Slowly
Just waiting for the car park owners to come back to me and show the contract. But I have not forgotten it

 

I still remember the one he posed of the juice shoot bottle and a hand print

 

Well, once you've had your final play with her Jedwards, I'll consider a px for mine - whose got and infliction for brasilian soap operas, think yourself lucky.

 

Oh dear god !! You poor man and there I was bleating about my problem.

 

If you can't sell her maybe you could 'break' her for parts ...

... if so, can I have first refusal on the ****..!

 

Does she call the puppies John and Edward?

as for tapping it, well ... if asked nicely enough , and you being a 'mate' and all that... i guess, well.. you know what im saying.. and as much as it pains me to say, i actually found myself singing along to a song yesterday ... then realised it was THEM singing it!!!!
*they didnt do too bad a job , really

Anyway..
You know where i am if you need me

 

Jedward, thats a cheese aint it?
I do hope what she was buffing the car with was clean, and not soiled!