Mrs Swiss is back on the market .....
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From: in a place where there lots of rocks to chuck at feejits
Mine loves Robbie who has slightly more talent,just a thought never doubt your partners judgement look who she is living with so the saying goes.I can forgive my Wife but those two must be a life problem,probably started with the Iphone 4 ie lack of communication !!!!!!
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Chris - she look older than 15. And I never had you down as a peado
Having seen a picture of the creepy fellows my sympathies are with you Swiss.
There may just be a chance that having seen a picture of them in the flesh so to speak, she may come to her senses when she sees them close up and harmony will rule again in the HB household.
Difficult to think of any advice to deal with such a fixation. Can't you think up some similar kind of act to detract her attention from them? If you can please post a video for the rest of us!
Les
There may just be a chance that having seen a picture of them in the flesh so to speak, she may come to her senses when she sees them close up and harmony will rule again in the HB household.
Difficult to think of any advice to deal with such a fixation. Can't you think up some similar kind of act to detract her attention from them? If you can please post a video for the rest of us!
Les
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From: In the Doghouse
Not a hope in hell Leslie 
She is on a caution. Unfortunately since the present govt saw fit to cancel ASBO's, I cant slap one of those on her so I am left with a stern warning and a jolly good smack
When she toddles off to see them in concert (in Blackpool of all places
), I shall use the time wisely to have a damn good party

She is on a caution. Unfortunately since the present govt saw fit to cancel ASBO's, I cant slap one of those on her so I am left with a stern warning and a jolly good smack

When she toddles off to see them in concert (in Blackpool of all places
), I shall use the time wisely to have a damn good party
Not a hope in hell Leslie 
She is on a caution. Unfortunately since the present govt saw fit to cancel ASBO's, I cant slap one of those on her so I am left with a stern warning and a jolly good smack
When she toddles off to see them in concert (in Blackpool of all places
), I shall use the time wisely to have a damn good party 

She is on a caution. Unfortunately since the present govt saw fit to cancel ASBO's, I cant slap one of those on her so I am left with a stern warning and a jolly good smack

When she toddles off to see them in concert (in Blackpool of all places
), I shall use the time wisely to have a damn good party 
Enjoy the party.
Les
Are you telling me, that you got rid of the fine bit of rump ?
Post the pic, for old time's sake 
If it's any consolation, I'm also in the same boat. My missus went out last week for a pint of milk, and never came back.
My mum rang me this evening to ask how I was getting on. Not too bad I said, I've been using the powdered stuff
Post the pic, for old time's sake 
If it's any consolation, I'm also in the same boat. My missus went out last week for a pint of milk, and never came back.
My mum rang me this evening to ask how I was getting on. Not too bad I said, I've been using the powdered stuff
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Well based on the offers I have received, I think her current market value is a bit low and I would not realise much from the sale. So for the time being I am going to hang onto her until
a) the market improves so much that it would be silly not to let her go
b) she plays any more jedward songs in the house
a) the market improves so much that it would be silly not to let her go
b) she plays any more jedward songs in the house
Well based on the offers I have received, I think her current market value is a bit low and I would not realise much from the sale. So for the time being I am going to hang onto her until
a) the market improves so much that it would be silly not to let her go
b) she plays any more jedward songs in the house
a) the market improves so much that it would be silly not to let her go
b) she plays any more jedward songs in the house

I should have snapped it in half
Well based on the offers I have received, I think her current market value is a bit low and I would not realise much from the sale. So for the time being I am going to hang onto her until
a) the market improves so much that it would be silly not to let her go
b) she plays any more jedward songs in the house
a) the market improves so much that it would be silly not to let her go
b) she plays any more jedward songs in the house





