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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 08:52 PM
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Show us the colour of your money John
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 08:53 PM
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I'd bum it swiss , but I think you already know that
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 08:54 PM
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I'd bum it swiss , but I think you already know that

which one ???

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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Show us the colour of your money John
you want money too!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*thought you just wanted it tapping?

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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 09:11 PM
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Mine loves Robbie who has slightly more talent,just a thought never doubt your partners judgement look who she is living with so the saying goes.I can forgive my Wife but those two must be a life problem,probably started with the Iphone 4 ie lack of communication !!!!!!
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 09:20 PM
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Remember the record producer who said,they cant dance,cant sing,cant play,look weird,they must be the new Monkeys !!!!
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
which one ???

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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 09:46 PM
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Swiss Tony that picture should be removed in the name of talent !
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 11:32 PM
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MOAR pics of mrs swiss!
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 08:33 AM
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Does she look at this forum Swiss?

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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 09:17 AM
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Does she look at this forum Swiss?

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yup

Unfortunately I got home too late last night to change the locks. She was already at home and decided after a long day at work, what I needed was to be shown all the jedward ****e that she and our little one had got signed !!
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 10:03 AM
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Jedward, thats a cheese aint it?
I do hope what she was buffing the car with was clean, and not soiled!
What car? ...
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
yup

Unfortunately I got home too late last night to change the locks. She was already at home and decided after a long day at work, what I needed was to be shown all the jedward ****e that she and our little one had got signed !!

Chris - she look older than 15. And I never had you down as a peado
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 11:20 AM
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Having seen a picture of the creepy fellows my sympathies are with you Swiss.

There may just be a chance that having seen a picture of them in the flesh so to speak, she may come to her senses when she sees them close up and harmony will rule again in the HB household.

Difficult to think of any advice to deal with such a fixation. Can't you think up some similar kind of act to detract her attention from them? If you can please post a video for the rest of us!

Les
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 03:33 PM
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I must say, I'm a BIG fan of the twins....
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So, who is this Jedward fellow
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 04:18 PM
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I must say, I'm a BIG fan of the twins....

So, who is this Jedward fellow
Why is she hiding right said fred
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 04:30 PM
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I'll bid £5 and half a king size snicker
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 08:57 PM
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I'll bid £5 and half a king size snicker
FEEL THE NUTS!
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 09:04 PM
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Chris do you accept hens and French Guianan Bryconops caudomaculatus with a rubix cube ?
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 09:06 PM
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How about a smelly Richard Turpin aka dick ?
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Old Jul 29, 2010 | 11:29 AM
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Looks like he went off to the the show with her.

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Old Jul 29, 2010 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Looks like he went off to the the show with her.

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Not a hope in hell Leslie

She is on a caution. Unfortunately since the present govt saw fit to cancel ASBO's, I cant slap one of those on her so I am left with a stern warning and a jolly good smack

When she toddles off to see them in concert (in Blackpool of all places ), I shall use the time wisely to have a damn good party
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Old Jul 30, 2010 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Not a hope in hell Leslie

She is on a caution. Unfortunately since the present govt saw fit to cancel ASBO's, I cant slap one of those on her so I am left with a stern warning and a jolly good smack

When she toddles off to see them in concert (in Blackpool of all places ), I shall use the time wisely to have a damn good party
Just as the authorities have found Swiss, ASBO's are a badge of honour and she would go off to Blackpool waving it at them when they were on stage! Stern warnings rarely affect the obsessed so you would have to rely on the smacking...which she may well enjoy, so it could still be to your advantage!

Enjoy the party.

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Old Jul 30, 2010 | 10:21 PM
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Are you telling me, that you got rid of the fine bit of rump ? Post the pic, for old time's sake

If it's any consolation, I'm also in the same boat. My missus went out last week for a pint of milk, and never came back.

My mum rang me this evening to ask how I was getting on. Not too bad I said, I've been using the powdered stuff
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Old Jul 30, 2010 | 10:26 PM
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ahh, read the thread, always useful.

Post the pic anyway.

Ta.
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Old Jul 31, 2010 | 12:27 PM
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Take that as a NO then swissy?
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Old Aug 1, 2010 | 11:46 AM
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I think he got a monk on now!

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Old Aug 1, 2010 | 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Take that as a NO then swissy?
Well based on the offers I have received, I think her current market value is a bit low and I would not realise much from the sale. So for the time being I am going to hang onto her until
a) the market improves so much that it would be silly not to let her go
b) she plays any more jedward songs in the house
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Old Aug 1, 2010 | 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Well based on the offers I have received, I think her current market value is a bit low and I would not realise much from the sale. So for the time being I am going to hang onto her until
a) the market improves so much that it would be silly not to let her go
b) she plays any more jedward songs in the house
Notice that I refused her kind offer to borrow that bloody CD yesterday I should have snapped it in half
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Old Aug 1, 2010 | 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Well based on the offers I have received, I think her current market value is a bit low and I would not realise much from the sale. So for the time being I am going to hang onto her until
a) the market improves so much that it would be silly not to let her go
b) she plays any more jedward songs in the house
It would appear that plenty in this thread would like to hang out the back of her
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