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Old 08 July 2010, 04:49 PM
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Default Reward for Raoul Moat.

Northumbrain police have issue a £10,000 reward for the capture of Raoul Moat.

If not caputred by next week they'll double it to £20,000.

Making it a Raoul over.
Old 08 July 2010, 04:52 PM
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Boom - tish
Old 08 July 2010, 04:58 PM
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hey, thats nothing. i have just seen his lexus for sale on ebay. its a bargain as he is only after coppers for it!!
Old 08 July 2010, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Northumbrain police have issue a £10,000 reward for the capture of Raoul Moat.

If not caputred by next week they'll double it to £20,000.

Making it a Raoul over.
Why don't you just hand yourself in then you would get the reward all to yourself
Old 08 July 2010, 07:39 PM
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Before you post anymore sick jokes about that murderer in the North East don't bother...
It's not even raoulmoatly funny.
Old 08 July 2010, 07:45 PM
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Quite a few funny texts going around related to this!

"If anyone in the North East knows the whereabouts of Raoul Moat, can you please tell him that John Terry, Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Ashley Cole also shagged his girlfriend...."
Old 08 July 2010, 07:50 PM
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And another from twitter ...he,s hiding in Temp Chief Constable Sue Sims hair !!
Old 08 July 2010, 07:56 PM
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Rumours that rauol moat is hiding in sheff wednesdays trophy room have been dismissed.

In a statement the club chairman said. "that's complete nonsense, there's no such ****ing place
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Newcastle Utd are close to signing Raoul Moat... he is the only Geordie to have 3 shots on target and is wanted all over Europe
Old 08 July 2010, 08:27 PM
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Northumbria Police have paid £50 each to charity so they can have a non-uniform day tomorrow!.................
Old 08 July 2010, 08:39 PM
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Funny how CPSO's claim to be real Police all year round but as soon as Roaul Moat threatens the Police, suddenly they switch back to giving parking tickets.
Old 08 July 2010, 10:13 PM
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he is certainly giving knuckle dragging, steroid using, gym bunnies a bad name
Old 08 July 2010, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
he is certainly giving knuckle dragging, steroid using, gym bunnies a bad name
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speaking of which , anyone seen jamie
Old 08 July 2010, 10:24 PM
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even if you knew where he was you would be dumb as **** to give him up for £10k he has others looking out for him and I'm sure he would take some form of revenge if he found out who had done it
Old 08 July 2010, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Xx-IAN-xX
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speaking of which , anyone seen jamie
i believe he his having a tattoo re-inked
Old 08 July 2010, 10:32 PM
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itd buy some nice upgrades tho.....
Old 08 July 2010, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
he is certainly giving knuckle dragging, steroid using, gym bunnies a bad name
Old 08 July 2010, 11:40 PM
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Apparently Raoul Moat only intends to kill members of the police. Fair play to him, I hope he takes out Sting first.
Old 09 July 2010, 09:11 AM
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All chippies in Northumberland will remain closed so there will be no fishys on the dishys till the moat comes in!
Old 09 July 2010, 09:15 AM
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Dear God...no-one ever again accuse me of having bad jokes !!!


Old 09 July 2010, 09:15 AM
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What's the difference between Ashley Cole and Raoul Moat?


Moat is still messing about in the Geordie bush

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Old 09 July 2010, 10:36 AM
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Hi

I'm a sexy 19 year old blonde from the North of England looking for some fun.

My Mr Right should be a big, strong ginger man with a fiery temperament and a jealous nature, as well as enjoying writing long letters and camping.

If this sounds like you, you can contact me at

Armedresponse@northumbriapolice.com
Old 09 July 2010, 10:44 AM
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LMAO at this thread, the great British sense of humour!
Old 09 July 2010, 10:54 AM
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I loved jonnyrex one about Temp Chief Constable Sue Sims hair that was some shocking do lol
Old 09 July 2010, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver Angel
I loved jonnyrex one about Temp Chief Constable Sue Sims hair that was some shocking do lol
Sue Sim, all I can think of when I see her on TV is that if one of the charachters from Wallace and Gromit came to real life she is what it would look like.
Old 09 July 2010, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Xx-IAN-xX

Newcastle Utd are close to signing Raoul Moat... he is the only Geordie to have 3 shots on target and is wanted all over Europe

I`ve seen him on TV and to be fair he has a half decent shot on him but when the opposition put a few people around him he tends to disappear
Old 09 July 2010, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Dear God...no-one ever again accuse me of having bad jokes !!!


Its certainly well below your standard of those Swiss!

Les
Old 09 July 2010, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by dazdavies
Sue Sim, all I can think of when I see her on TV is that if one of the charachters from Wallace and Gromit came to real life she is what it would look like.
no its definitley ken dodd see here

https://www.scoobynet.com/840902-sas...or-moat-2.html

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Old 09 July 2010, 04:37 PM
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"All these shootings in the North are getting hard to believe. First a taxi driver that wasn't a p*ki, then a ginger man who had a bird!"
Old 09 July 2010, 04:47 PM
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I wish Raoul Moat would do the decent and honourable thing, he's put the family of Samantha Stobbart through hell.
Please mate, for the sake of your kids, shave off your ginger ****ing hair.


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