Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail
08 July 2010, 06:34 AM
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Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=t...2-35335a78b47c
She has been given 90 days but apparently will likely serve around 20.
She has been given 90 days but apparently will likely serve around 20.
08 July 2010, 07:42 AM
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Pathetic spoiled little princess, shame she will not serve the full term even if it is just a month. I am sure she will be a popular addition to the prison and the huge tattooed lesbains will be vying for her attentions.
Good god she is a whining little b*tch, how she goes on and on.
Good god she is a whining little b*tch, how she goes on and on.
08 July 2010, 08:22 AM
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Thing is when you look at other celebs that have gone into prison, they end up coming out smelling of roses and get a boost in their career. She'll be on Oprah when she gets out!
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08 July 2010, 11:26 AM
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Pathetic spoiled little princess, shame she will not serve the full term even if it is just a month. I am sure she will be a popular addition to the prison and the huge tattooed lesbains will be vying for her attentions.
Good god she is a whining little b*tch, how she goes on and on.
Good god she is a whining little b*tch, how she goes on and on.
I'm glad the judge put her in her place, even if it is for only 20 days, drink drivers are the scum of the earth. I might send her a bar of soap with a prawn in it
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08 July 2010, 11:53 AM
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The Daily Mash get it spot on as usual .... http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/c...-201007072882/
"... Experts say that as a budding lesbian with pert breasts Lohan will be seen as a trophy by the correctional facility's most senior bulls. Helen Archer, author of How to Have Better Prison Sex, said: "This will certainly widen Lindsay's lesbian repertoire which until now has been limited mainly to 14 year-old DJs who are probably boys anyway. "I suspect many of her new friends will look like five or six Samantha Ronsons held together with electrical tape." ..."
Dave
"... Experts say that as a budding lesbian with pert breasts Lohan will be seen as a trophy by the correctional facility's most senior bulls. Helen Archer, author of How to Have Better Prison Sex, said: "This will certainly widen Lindsay's lesbian repertoire which until now has been limited mainly to 14 year-old DJs who are probably boys anyway. "I suspect many of her new friends will look like five or six Samantha Ronsons held together with electrical tape." ..."
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18 September 2010, 12:51 PM
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Stupid tart .... http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sho..._Court_Warning ... 
"... Lindsay Lohan has failed a drug and alcohol test and could be on her way back to jail. ..."
Some people never learn ..... or perhaps she just liked it so much in jail ...
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"... Lindsay Lohan has failed a drug and alcohol test and could be on her way back to jail. ..."
Some people never learn ..... or perhaps she just liked it so much in jail ...
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18 September 2010, 12:51 PM
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Stupid tart .... http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sho..._Court_Warning ...
"... Lindsay Lohan has failed a drug and alcohol test and could be on her way back to jail. ..."
Some people never learn ..... or perhaps she just liked it so much in jail ...
Dave
"... Lindsay Lohan has failed a drug and alcohol test and could be on her way back to jail. ..."
Some people never learn ..... or perhaps she just liked it so much in jail ...
Dave
18 September 2010, 04:02 PM
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Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it
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18 September 2010, 10:28 PM
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Get them all into orange jumpsuits sweeping the streets I say
19 September 2010, 01:21 AM
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From the Judge's own homepage ;-)
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...parole-report/
Drugs are cool until you get barred from parties because of your rep. Then they're the best known way of dragging down yourself and anyone else close to you. Best result is you get locked up. Worst result is you kill or seriously damage someone and get locked up or kill yourself.
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...parole-report/
Drugs are cool until you get barred from parties because of your rep. Then they're the best known way of dragging down yourself and anyone else close to you. Best result is you get locked up. Worst result is you kill or seriously damage someone and get locked up or kill yourself.
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19 September 2010, 01:51 AM
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The fact is, you have to want to stop (depending upon the drug, that can be tougher, but for the most part it's not impossible).
19 September 2010, 08:29 AM
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Not sure what to say really. Part of me feels sorry for her, part of me wants to slap her silly and stop being a stupid little bitch.
Got to say, it would not surprise me if she doesn't make to 30.
Got to say, it would not surprise me if she doesn't make to 30.