Ever Been Caught doing something you shouldnt ?
25 June 2010, 11:09 PM
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Ok, say your Aunt decides she wants a computer but doesnt want to spend much and you need a new one, job done, few quid for your new one and she can browse the interweb, result !
Just make sure that you remove all the directories, especially the one you named innocuously to avoid prying eyes, never underestimate someone bored with a new computer exploring and randomly clicking on stuff and finding your stash, well not exactly my stash but what "Dickie The Perv" copied onto my hard drive from his collection of CD's (that he labelled as "Champagne"), he had been trawling the formative Internet and BBS's before that for **** since the first jpg's and gif's got transmitted via TC/PIP, I was appreciative given download speeds back then but Dickies tastes were more varied than mine, as is evidenced in his name, not saying he liked everything on there but he definitely liked to find out. So my Auntie mentions that I hadnt cleared all my stuff off and that I might like to call round and remove the offending, I did, she looked suitably disgusted, I tried to explain about "my mate" Dickie the Perv to no avail, she now thinks I am a collasal perv who likes **** Fisting and Scat !
Just make sure that you remove all the directories, especially the one you named innocuously to avoid prying eyes, never underestimate someone bored with a new computer exploring and randomly clicking on stuff and finding your stash, well not exactly my stash but what "Dickie The Perv" copied onto my hard drive from his collection of CD's (that he labelled as "Champagne"), he had been trawling the formative Internet and BBS's before that for **** since the first jpg's and gif's got transmitted via TC/PIP, I was appreciative given download speeds back then but Dickies tastes were more varied than mine, as is evidenced in his name, not saying he liked everything on there but he definitely liked to find out. So my Auntie mentions that I hadnt cleared all my stuff off and that I might like to call round and remove the offending, I did, she looked suitably disgusted, I tried to explain about "my mate" Dickie the Perv to no avail, she now thinks I am a collasal perv who likes **** Fisting and Scat !
25 June 2010, 11:15 PM
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You only had two replies before you shared so I surmise that that was weighing heavily and you wanted to share and possibly justify your poo addiction. I hope you feel better 
25 June 2010, 11:33 PM
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When I was a mere youngster, the other half and I got caught in a compromising position by my Nan
We thought the coast was clear and she had buggered off to the WI evening, but it was cancelled.
The line of discarded clothing leading to my room was a bit of a give away
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26 June 2010, 03:33 AM
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The ex's Mum walked in as I was knocking her back door in once 
Got caught in possession of the companies profit and loss projections which led to some trouble, but a silver lining saved me from serious financial woes
Got caught in possession of the companies profit and loss projections which led to some trouble, but a silver lining saved me from serious financial woes
26 June 2010, 09:12 AM
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OK, I was staying at my mums house and one morning I was going to the toilet. Now men will understand this but sometimes in the morning no matter what you do, you just can't get it all in the bowl. I knew this was going to happen so rather than risk getting pee on the carpet or on my feet I had the best idea ever - I'll kneel down and pee into the bowl - job sorted.
I didn't lock the door and my mum didn't know I was in there, she comes in and theres me kneeling in front of the toilet with my ***** in my hand - die? you could have buried me there and then.
Never occured to me to just sit down.
I didn't lock the door and my mum didn't know I was in there, she comes in and theres me kneeling in front of the toilet with my ***** in my hand - die? you could have buried me there and then.
Never occured to me to just sit down.
26 June 2010, 10:17 AM
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LOL
Like a real man ...
I remember at the age of 13 getting a **** mag .. yeah remember those ..
and heading for the bathroom to "read it" I came out my room with the bathroom directly to my right and the stairs in front of me..I looked down the stairs to check all was clear and then turn to the bathroom where my dad was stood shaving in the mirror .. I jumped so high I nearly hit him with the mag ..
He didnt say anything so I always assumed he didn't see it .. but then he could of just taken the easy option and ignored it
26 June 2010, 12:52 PM
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26 June 2010, 01:54 PM
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On my 17th birthday many years ago, I met a dirty girl who was offering it on a plate, in the pub. I went over to the local catholic school to giver her one under the cross, and tipped my mates off so that they could shout abuse at her after! Unfortunately, she saw them hiding, so I took her home. I did the business in my bedroom, and when I finished she propped herself up against the chest of drawers, legs akimbo. With that, the door opens, the light from the landing cast across the room, showing her in all her sticky glory, and my mum tells me she 'wants a word'.
She saw the lot!
She saw the lot!
26 June 2010, 02:00 PM
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Last week I was caught by my neighbour testing my new camera lens out from the upstairs window, as I take the camera away from my eyes I see him looking straight back at me.
Ok, I was aiming at their neighbours' daughter mowing the lawn (
nothing special 
) but he's probably got me labelled down as as a peado now. And I've spent the week half expecting a knock at teh door from an irate father/neighbour.
Anyhoo, nosey bastid shouldn't have been looking through my windows
Ok, I was aiming at their neighbours' daughter mowing the lawn (
nothing special ) but he's probably got me labelled down as as a peado now. And I've spent the week half expecting a knock at teh door from an irate father/neighbour.Anyhoo, nosey bastid shouldn't have been looking through my windows
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26 June 2010, 02:29 PM
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Haven't been caught doing anything naughty but I always get caught listening to dodgy music either in the car at traffic lights or by the missus when i've got my sennheisers on which can be embarrassing as I have a certain love for pop/camp/80's crap.
26 June 2010, 02:59 PM
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I get caught listening to **** Chung one too many times to be comfortable with
Currently I'm having a Talk Talk renaissance (although it was spurred on when I overheard it comming from a car I walked past
)
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26 June 2010, 09:19 PM
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I can empathise with that, nipping down the supermarket 1 lunch time with a colleague, the ipods on shuffle (I'm known for some dodegy tastes ijn music) and switches from Dragonforce to Miley Cirrus
To this day I still don't know how those tracks ended up on there.The kicker was he couldn't get the song out of his head all day
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Met this lass at a family do, anyway the champers is flowing and we slink off. My cousin walks in on us, turns out she was his missis.
