Road Census? WTF?
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Road Census? WTF?
So there I am doodling along at 70 on a dual carriage way (A303) on the morning commute when all of a sudden traffic grinds to a standstill and I nearly collect a BMW. He didn't stop quite a gracefully as I did and had to swerve into another lane to avoid me
We bump a grind for a couple of miles 1st gear stuff. I fire up the TomTom looking for an alternative route via the next exit when all of a sudden a sign saying "Road Census" pops up.
What a bunch of bleeding *****! Plod is there slowing everyone down and stopping people to ask questions.
Don't they have anything better to do with their time
We bump a grind for a couple of miles 1st gear stuff. I fire up the TomTom looking for an alternative route via the next exit when all of a sudden a sign saying "Road Census" pops up.
What a bunch of bleeding *****! Plod is there slowing everyone down and stopping people to ask questions.
Don't they have anything better to do with their time
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Incredible, isn't it? Everyone is on a schedule, no-one is on the road for a jaunt, and they deleiberately CAUSE a hold up.
We had one here recently: "What is your total family income?"
Sorry? How is that YOUR BUSINESS?????? Bloke got told to **** off. Said he would call PC plod over, to which I replied, "Go for it". My word against yours, I'll say you swore at me.
I didn't answer another question, just saying, "No comment,"so he gave up.
We had one here recently: "What is your total family income?"
Sorry? How is that YOUR BUSINESS?????? Bloke got told to **** off. Said he would call PC plod over, to which I replied, "Go for it". My word against yours, I'll say you swore at me.
I didn't answer another question, just saying, "No comment,"so he gave up.
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Incredible, isn't it? Everyone is on a schedule, no-one is on the road for a jaunt, and they deleiberately CAUSE a hold up.
We had one here recently: "What is your total family income?"
Sorry? How is that YOUR BUSINESS?????? Bloke got told to **** off. Said he would call PC plod over, to which I replied, "Go for it". My word against yours, I'll say you swore at me.
I didn't answer another question, just saying, "No comment,"so he gave up.
We had one here recently: "What is your total family income?"
Sorry? How is that YOUR BUSINESS?????? Bloke got told to **** off. Said he would call PC plod over, to which I replied, "Go for it". My word against yours, I'll say you swore at me.
I didn't answer another question, just saying, "No comment,"so he gave up.
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So there I am doodling along at 70 on a dual carriage way (A303) on the morning commute when all of a sudden traffic grinds to a standstill and I nearly collect a BMW. He didn't stop quite a gracefully as I did and had to swerve into another lane to avoid me
We bump a grind for a couple of miles 1st gear stuff. I fire up the TomTom looking for an alternative route via the next exit when all of a sudden a sign saying "Road Census" pops up.
What a bunch of bleeding *****! Plod is there slowing everyone down and stopping people to ask questions.
Don't they have anything better to do with their time
We bump a grind for a couple of miles 1st gear stuff. I fire up the TomTom looking for an alternative route via the next exit when all of a sudden a sign saying "Road Census" pops up.
What a bunch of bleeding *****! Plod is there slowing everyone down and stopping people to ask questions.
Don't they have anything better to do with their time
Les
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Incredible, isn't it? Everyone is on a schedule, no-one is on the road for a jaunt, and they deleiberately CAUSE a hold up.
We had one here recently: "What is your total family income?"
Sorry? How is that YOUR BUSINESS?????? Bloke got told to **** off. Said he would call PC plod over, to which I replied, "Go for it". My word against yours, I'll say you swore at me.
I didn't answer another question, just saying, "No comment,"so he gave up.
We had one here recently: "What is your total family income?"
Sorry? How is that YOUR BUSINESS?????? Bloke got told to **** off. Said he would call PC plod over, to which I replied, "Go for it". My word against yours, I'll say you swore at me.
I didn't answer another question, just saying, "No comment,"so he gave up.
Les
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I got unlucky with one last summer; they just asked where I was going from, to, and the purpose of the journey.
Work.
Home.
Commuting.
So I probably wasn't much use to their survey.
Work.
Home.
Commuting.
So I probably wasn't much use to their survey.
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This happened to use years ago in Nottingham. They decided to conduct the census unannounced on all major routes into the city. They did not realise just how much of a jam they would create, some people we delayed up to FOUR hours. It was also the day of some very important exams for me. Fortunately I made it into the exam hall in time, others did not, cost them £XXXXs as they were professional exams with non-refundable fees.
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I had one recently but they just stopped you near traffic lights (quite sensible really) and gave you a survey to fill in and freepost. Much better idea imho.
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